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Post by styckx on Oct 8, 2012 18:44:10 GMT -6
Holy shit.. Only 43 minutes have passed.. There is still over two hours..
This is so painful
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:44:28 GMT -6
@gentlesttweets
@crankyvince better scarf down a creatine taco before you face @cmpunk #BestInTheWorld tonight. #FWC
Yes, @gentlesttweets is me.
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Post by styckx on Oct 8, 2012 18:44:58 GMT -6
Terminator jokes in 2012... Ugh
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Post by DougieAXP on Oct 8, 2012 18:45:31 GMT -6
Wait
1 half of team SNU SNU is quitting?!
I guess we'll see Bethany Firebird in the impact zone soon
Oh jesus, they're mixing masks.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:46:22 GMT -6
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:47:07 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Wait
1 half of team SNU SNU is quitting?!
I guess we'll see Bethany Firebird in the impact zone soon
Oh jesus, they're mixing masks.
Beth owns her ring name. She'll still be Beth Phoenix in the Impact Zone.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:48:48 GMT -6
Smiths: hey our first REAL MATCH in 45 minutes.... well, take a commercial break then end it 2 minutes after the break.
Rest hold! Stay in that face-lock, Black Cena!
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Post by BadGurl404 on Oct 8, 2012 18:51:24 GMT -6
Was Ryback hungry for Puerto Rican and couldn't find a Puerto Rican restaurant that wasn't a donut shop in Sacramento? Just curious.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:52:35 GMT -6
Smiths: Smiths : so as i was saying.
seriously... this week of "Sober Smiths' Movie Recommendation of Fun" presents:
ROCK OF AGES
go into it knowing you're just watching a movie adaptation of an Off-Broadway play, so the plot really is irrelevant to the musical numbers and you'll just fucking crack up at Tom Cruise, Alec Baldwin, and -- yes -- Russell Brand.
Plus... Zeta Jones is hot.
I saw Rock of Ages live in a theater. It's terrible.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:53:33 GMT -6
Let me guess, Darren Young is about to fall awkwardly...
and there we go.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Oct 8, 2012 18:53:38 GMT -6
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Oct 8, 2012 18:53:58 GMT -6
Oh, fuck me running. This show stinks on ice. Top that off with I migrated two depots and a bakery today, so I'm beat.
Seriously, fuck this shit. I'm going upstairs to bed. Y'all keep the noise down to a low roar and the vodak is in the cabinet under the toaster oven, k?
And fer cryin' out loud, do not let the cat out of the house. Just open the door between the kitchen and the garage and she's happy.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:54:48 GMT -6
Yeah we didn't need to get over a team of new guys! Let's advance Robo-Knees Mysterio and HHH Project No. 3.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 18:56:23 GMT -6
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT
YOU'RE GIVING AWAY THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 18:57:24 GMT -6
Rumor mill: Vince wants "results or resignations" because of last week's Raw ratings.
SO LET'S FART ALL OVER THE FIRST HOUR!! FART! FART! CREATINE FARTS!
Good move, Vinnie. That'll put butts in seats.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 18:57:50 GMT -6
SERIOUSLY. Barrett could be put into a main-event feud with anyone after this PPV and they're hotshotting a Barrett vs. Sheamus match because...? oh yeah because Raw's 3 hours now and we have time to fill.
WTF, vince
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Oct 8, 2012 18:58:49 GMT -6
Smiths: Auntie Cheesus: And fer cryin' out loud, do not let the cat out of the house. Just open the door between the kitchen and the garage and she's happy.
but she comes back stinkin of sex and passes out. she's so happy.
She's spayed, but hasn't been outside the front door since March 7th of 2011, and only then in her cat carrier coming in from DFW airport, after a six hour flight from Binghamton, NY. Right now, she's snoozing on a pile of shoes under the coffee table.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 19:00:38 GMT -6
Smiths: Senile Vince: SERIOUSLY. Barrett could be put into a main-event feud with anyone after this PPV and they're hotshotting a Barrett vs. Sheamus match because...? oh yeah because Raw's 3 hours now and we have time to fill.
WTF, vince
IRELAND VS ENGLAND!!!!!
THAT could be a fucking thing. I did a Fantasy Booking post about how I want Regal, Barrett, Sheamus and Drew McIntyre (and maybe Santino) all as heels in a Eurodouche stable. This is so fucking forced. Fuck.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:01:17 GMT -6
Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom: Rumor mill: Vince wants "results or resignations" because of last week's Raw ratings.
SO LET'S FART ALL OVER THE FIRST HOUR!! FART! FART! CREATINE FARTS!
Good move, Vinnie. That'll put butts in seats.
thing is, TNA had a huge drop too. and they're actually riding a pretty consistent audience.
and Spike is prolly like "ehh, whatever... your product is bringing in money"
For Spike the bar's decidedly lower. They're basically happy any neckbeard is watching and isn't beating off to Kelly Divine on Pornhub. USA got "respectability" with Monk, Burn Notice, etc., so they're going to be more concerned if WWE doesn't deliver the goods.
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Post by styckx on Oct 8, 2012 19:01:46 GMT -6
Is anyone buying this street fighter badass gimmick? It's so cheesy..
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:02:23 GMT -6
Smiths: 1 hour done. as everyone backstage goes "phew... just one real match.... ryback whatever".
wow
did Cena really say "define your legacy agree to fight me?"
WHY SHOULD HE JESUS CHRIST
HE FUCKING WINS EVERY TIME. HE'S DONE WITH YOU.
As long as CM Punk can't win the "Being John Cena" title, he'll never be ranked above him. So yes it really could just go on forever like this. Every 10 year old in the stands still ranks Cena over Punk.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:03:38 GMT -6
Sheamus makes a good heel.
And of course this match isn't actually going to happen, is it?
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Post by styckx on Oct 8, 2012 19:04:00 GMT -6
Wow.. They couldn't let one move happen before clusterfucking the match... This company man.. Just doesn't fucking get it.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:04:37 GMT -6
@crankyvince
HAYES REMINDING ME OF THE FINISH FOR TONIGHT'S BAIT AND SWITCH DEAL. HMPFF. I CAN REMEMBER THIS, SURE WHY NOT?
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Oct 8, 2012 19:05:02 GMT -6
Smiths: Senile Vince: SERIOUSLY. Barrett could be put into a main-event feud with anyone after this PPV and they're hotshotting a Barrett vs. Sheamus match because...? oh yeah because Raw's 3 hours now and we have time to fill.
WTF, vince
IRELAND VS ENGLAND!!!!!
THAT could be a fucking thing. I did a Fantasy Booking post about how I want Regal, Barrett, Sheamus and Drew McIntyre (and maybe Santino) all as heels in a Eurodouche stable. This is so fucking forced. Fuck. You can't do a Eurodouche stable without "Very European" Claudio Castagnoli... err, Antonio Cesaro. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:05:23 GMT -6
JBL is a commentary god!!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Oct 8, 2012 19:06:29 GMT -6
Cole to JBL: Can you go climb a mountian?
JBL: It's easier than carrying you.
lulz
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 8, 2012 19:08:33 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror:
Today at 8:00pm, Senile Vince wrote:Smiths: Senile Vince: SERIOUSLY. Barrett could be put into a main-event feud with anyone after this PPV and they're hotshotting a Barrett vs. Sheamus match because...? oh yeah because Raw's 3 hours now and we have time to fill.
WTF, vince
IRELAND VS ENGLAND!!!!!
THAT could be a fucking thing. I did a Fantasy Booking post about how I want Regal, Barrett, Sheamus and Drew McIntyre (and maybe Santino) all as heels in a Eurodouche stable. This is so fucking forced. Fuck.
You can't do a Eurodouche stable without "Very European" Claudio Castagnoli... err, Antonio Cesaro.
In German? Ehrfurchting In Spanish? Impresionante In Dutch? Ontzagwekkend In French? Impressionant In Swiss? Awesome Sheamus, an Irish man, got made fun of for having red hair......IN IRELAND?! This is the shit they feed Cole?! And JBL, c'mon man, CALL THAT SHIT OUT!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2012 19:10:27 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror:
Today at 8:00pm, Senile Vince wrote:Smiths: Senile Vince: SERIOUSLY. Barrett could be put into a main-event feud with anyone after this PPV and they're hotshotting a Barrett vs. Sheamus match because...? oh yeah because Raw's 3 hours now and we have time to fill.
WTF, vince
IRELAND VS ENGLAND!!!!!
THAT could be a fucking thing. I did a Fantasy Booking post about how I want Regal, Barrett, Sheamus and Drew McIntyre (and maybe Santino) all as heels in a Eurodouche stable. This is so fucking forced. Fuck.
You can't do a Eurodouche stable without "Very European" Claudio Castagnoli... err, Antonio Cesaro.
oh definitely. in fact, it'd be like this Regal - The Ric Flair in Evolution role Sheamus - World Heavyweight Champion Barrett - The Guy Who Eventually Screws Sheamus out of the Belt because Regal Hates Irish People (but before that is usually responsible for the screwy finishes that cause Sheamus to keep the belt) Role Cesaro - The Bagshitter Role Santino and McIntyre - Tag Team Champions call it WWEU.
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Post by DougieAXP on Oct 8, 2012 19:10:44 GMT -6
I cannot post the new kitteh pics, I'm out of town.
smiths! PM me your email addy and I will send it to you via email perhaps you can post for me?
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