RAW IS ME! ME! ME EVERYWHERE! 8pm E/7pm C on USA

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TONIGHT

I WILL GIVE A
STATE OF THE WWE ADDRESS
WHERE I'LL EXPLAIN THAT ALL OF YOU FUCKING GODDAMN TRAITOR SMARKS WHO WATCH TNA AND CHIKARA CAN KISS MY BILLION-DOLLAR ASS, BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER AND THINGS ARE GOING TO BE GREAT. WE'RE GONNA PUT
FUCK YEAH RYBACK!
IN THE MAIN EVENT OF THE NEXT PPV AND HAVE HIM BEAT CM PUNK CLEAN WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO WIN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP, WHICH HE WILL RETAIN FOR SEVEN AND A HALF CONSECUTIVE YEARS. FUCK YOU, SMARKS!

I'D GIVE MORE OF A PREVIEW BUT I HAVE A TOTALLY BITCHIN' SPEECH TO WRITE, WHICH MEANS I NEED A PLATE OF COCAINE AND SIX BOTTLES OF GO-GO JUICE. THAT HONEY BOO BOO BITCH REALLY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S DOING, THIS SHIT IS GREAT. ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU ADD LIQUID NITROGEN TO IT.

WATCH TONIGHT AT
8pm E/7pm C on USA!

SOMEONE GET THAT CHAIR CLINT EASTWOOD WAS YELLING AT, THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. I'M GONNA LOOK RELEVANT AS FUCK WHEN I PULL THAT OUT TONIGHT.

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[verbaltoxin]

Seven and a half years?! You'll never top Bruno, Vince. Never! Kiss and make up, and put him in the hall already!!!

[verbaltoxin]

Regarding LARPing and fake belts, the new fake belt didn't appear on Impact with the 217th post, so until an Impact thread does reach that number, no fake belts.

(Yay! No LARPing! First National Bastard can come back and act like the smartest guy in the room again!!)

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Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Regarding LARPing and fake belts, the new fake belt didn't appear on Impact with the 217th post, so until an Impact thread does reach that number, no fake belts.

(Yay! No LARPing! First National Bastard can come back and act like the smartest guy in the room again!!)

SENILE VINCE DOESN'T GIVE A
FLYING DICK
ABOUT LARP RULES BECAUSE I CAN JUST DECLARE MYSELF THE CHAMPION OF ANYTHING EVER MADE. LITERALLY, I COULD DECLARE THE BELTS MINE AND YOU LARP FUCKERS COULDN'T LOGIC YOUR WAY OUT OF IT. COME AT ME, SMARKS.

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[verbaltoxin]

Senile Vince: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom: Regarding LARPing and fake belts, the new fake belt didn't appear on Impact with the 217th post, so until an Impact thread does reach that number, no fake belts.

(Yay! No LARPing! First National Bastard can come back and act like the smartest guy in the room again!!)


SENILE VINCE DOESN'T GIVE A
FLYING DICK
ABOUT LARP RULES BECAUSE I CAN JUST DECLARE MYSELF THE CHAMPION OF ANYTHING EVER MADE. LITERALLY, I COULD DECLARE THE BELTS MINE AND YOU LARP FUCKERS COULDN'T LOGIC YOUR WAY OUT OF IT. COME AT ME, SMARKS.



Then as Commissioner of the FWC Championship Committee, I can create another hole in spacetime to suck your belts down into infinity. And the best part of all, it's infinite.

I LEARNED TO RETCON FROM FUCKING DC AND MARVEL, YOU OLD FUCK, BRING IT!!!

[verbaltoxin]

SWEAR TO GOD, GIVE ME ONE REASON, SENILE VINCE, AND I'LL "ONE MORE DAY" YOUR ASS INTO THE FLASHPOINT CONTINUITY!!!

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Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: SWEAR TO GOD, GIVE ME ONE REASON, SENILE VINCE, AND I'LL "ONE MORE DAY" YOUR ASS INTO THE FLASHPOINT CONTINUITY!!!

I HAVE ALL OF THE POWERS OF DR. STRANGE, ONSLAUGHT, PHOENIX, THE SPECTRE, THE LIVING TRIBUNAL, AND THOSE "BROTHERS" THINGS THAT CAUSED THE MARVEL/DC AMALGAM UNIVERSE. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.

OH, AND I LEARNED HOW TO FORCE ONE CHARACTER INTO EVERY POSSIBLE MAJOR SCENARIO FROM
DRAGON BALL Z

WHOA CAN YOU IMAGINE A FATAL FOUR-WAY BETWEEN JOHN CENA, RYBACK, SUPERMAN AND GOKU
MIND FUCKING BLOWN

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[Cuvis the Conqueror]

Well, I have errands to run tonight, so sadly, I may not be able to defend this beauty:

Whoever ends up being the new champ, you better not put the ponies back on it.

[styckx]

Figured I'd watch tonight to see what kind of wind Vince will blow up my ass

[DougieAXP]

wtf is that thing on cena's arm?

I know he had surgery but what is the thing that looks like a tribal tat?

[styckx]

He was gone for one entire week... STFU...

[Ed Becker]

No, John. This promo already feels like it's been going for a year.

[styckx]

Are they fucking kidding with this shit? I'd rather watch The Chevy Chase Show re-runs

[DougieAXP]

STEP THE FUCK OFF CENA!

AJ IS MINE! , BROTHER![/size]

[verbaltoxin]

Smiths: it was one fucking week.

one fucking week.

you missed 1 RAW.

one fucking RAW.




There's a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel. Cena has real-life back problems from doing top rope leg drops for six years, 200+ nights a year. He won't march at this place much longer with a fucked up back.

[sharktrager]

This is terrible.

[styckx]

This is so bad...

[Ed Becker]

Goddamn this is awful.

[sharktrager]

Makes sense. Have the face of the company say nobody wants to watch the program.

[styckx]

And it just went full fucking herpa derp

[DougieAXP]

This thread needs CM Kitteh.


I need to get some updated pics from the new momma

[Ed Becker]

You've got to be shitting me.

[slamjack]

Haha, oh wow, this is as bad as possible.

[DougieAXP]

It's the amazing fantastical ass of Rosa!

[slamjack]

This is going to be fucking terrible.

[styckx]

Oh look, a match that buries talent

[sharktrager]

Cool! Let's bury the tag division even further!

[styckx]

Wow those pipes are obvious

[slamjack]

He's done it with two men more than with one guy, what the fuck are you talking about?

[Ed Becker]

Lol @ JBL bitching about Carlos Colon still owing him money.