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DBD segment from Saturday Morning Slam:

youtu.be/S-Pdmsyt2JM

[Auntie Cheesus]

Holy crap, they just referenced the Red River Shootout Rivalry?

I have made the error of going to the State Fair of Texas the day of the UT-OU game. I will never make that mistake again.

Best part of the whole day: Drunk off his ass redneck yelling "Texas SUCKS!" at the top of his lungs... and a little, prim grandma type yelling back "Well, Oklahoma swallows!"

[styckx]

IRON CLAD MESSAGES SENT!

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POKE DER BARENAH

GWAN

GWAN

POKE DER BARENAH

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10 x

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Smiths: now i wanna know what sign pissed vince off

that user needs a BOX OF HOSTESS CUPCAKES


is the That's What She Said sign still there?

There was one that said Ryder or Refund I think

oooh oooh I wonder if it was Ryback related

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Smiths: ok with full trailer i actually think it cute if all the "holiday folks" are a super action team why not

if it has any of the "How to Train Your Dragon" writers behind it, i'm game.


god i love that movie more than i ever thought i would.




Guillermo del Toro's involved. It's worth a look, in my opinion. I feel like I'm one of 2 people who liked Hellboy 2. I'm a big fan of the comics and I thought that movie was a great reinterpretation.

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Sean Bean's in this Silent Hill sequel. Since he made it out of the first one, I gotta see how he dies in this one.

Larry King? Larry fucking King?!

[Auntie Cheesus]

Smiths: ok with full trailer i actually think it cute if all the "holiday folks" are a super action team why not

if it has any of the "How to Train Your Dragon" writers behind it, i'm game.


god i love that movie more than i ever thought i would.




I was talking with one of the guys that does tech support for Dreamworks SKG today. He says that his team are the most bored motherfuckers on the planet because they're lucky if they get a call a week. Meanwhile, I have 7 project managers, 8 technicians and at least three clueless site contacts a day to contend with.

[hobblekitty]

Senile Vince: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom: Regarding LARPing and fake belts, the new fake belt didn't appear on Impact with the 217th post, so until an Impact thread does reach that number, no fake belts.

(Yay! No LARPing! First National Bastard can come back and act like the smartest guy in the room again!!)


SENILE VINCE DOESN'T GIVE A
FLYING DICK
ABOUT LARP RULES BECAUSE I CAN JUST DECLARE MYSELF THE CHAMPION OF ANYTHING EVER MADE. LITERALLY, I COULD DECLARE THE BELTS MINE AND YOU LARP FUCKERS COULDN'T LOGIC YOUR WAY OUT OF IT. COME AT ME, SMARKS.

You're not the champion of me Vince you crusty old fucker!!

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Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom: Guillermo del Toro's involved. It's worth a look, in my opinion. I feel like I'm one of 2 people who liked Hellboy 2. I'm a big fan of the comics and I thought that movie was a great reinterpretation.

i think HellBoy 2 just lost focus after a bit. I really enjoyed Hellboy 1. 2 just went.... lost.


Naw, it just had fun with itself. I love every part of it. I just wish there was momentum to make a third one, albeit I am not enthused with the prospect of little Hellchildren and the terrible baby jokes that will ensue.

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I'm afraid Hellboy 3 would be Red Shrek, is what I'm saying.

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haha I only typed that reply so I could put "flying dick" in big bold caps

[hobblekitty]

Well I've only read the first page so far and I guess I'm glad I missed the first hour.

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Five years. In five years, Cena will be gone. His back will crack and he'll be done.

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@wwecreative_ish
Vince survived a stage collapse, a limo explosion & sleeping with Linda. We doubt an indy guy is gonna put him in a wheelchair. #RAWTonight

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Here's a fun fact: CM Punk has, as of 2012, spent more time in his career under contract with WWE than he did in the indies.

[Auntie Cheesus]

Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Five years. In five years, Cena will be gone. His back will crack and he'll be done.


I'll bet that within 7 years Cena will be in the same position as Edge - forced to retire completely from in-ring action due to cervical spinal stenosis and in need of surgery to keep himself out of a wheelchair. All because Vince not only put all his eggs in one basket, he set fire to the fucking henhouse.

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Auntie Cheesus: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom : Five years. In five years, Cena will be gone. His back will crack and he'll be done.


I'll bet that within 7 years Cena will be in the same position as Edge - forced to retire completely from in-ring action due to cervical spinal stenosis and in need of surgery to keep himself out of a wheelchair. All because Vince not only put all his eggs in one basket, he set fire to the fucking henhouse.


Hence the "five years" bet. He already has real-life back issues he regularly pill pops to numb, plus his recurring arm problems (Torn shoulder muscle in 2007, bone chips in the elbow in 2012). He literally does nothing but WWE. Even the Make A Wish deals are basically free PR for WWE. Nobody can run on that kind of schedule for long.

[DougieAXP]

Sent smithers

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In two or three years, Claudio and Chris Hero will waltz back into Chikara like conquering heroes. They'll have had their cup of coffee in the big time, and will be the Kings of Wrestling again.

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Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom: Auntie Cheesus: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom : Five years. In five years, Cena will be gone. His back will crack and he'll be done.


I'll bet that within 7 years Cena will be in the same position as Edge - forced to retire completely from in-ring action due to cervical spinal stenosis and in need of surgery to keep himself out of a wheelchair. All because Vince not only put all his eggs in one basket, he set fire to the fucking henhouse.


Hence the "five years" bet. He already has real-life back issues he regularly pill pops to numb, plus his recurring arm problems (Torn shoulder muscle in 2007, bone chips in the elbow in 2012). He literally does nothing but WWE. Even the Make A Wish deals are basically free PR for WWE. Nobody can run on that kind of schedule for long.


you think it Edge or Angle in his future?



A little bit of both. He won't go crazy like Angle but he'll wear his body down so much, he'll be reduced to the occasional guest spot like Edge or Austin.

[slamjack]

Read the thread, I missed everything from after the Vince segment until now, anything especially craptastic?

[Auntie Cheesus]

Smiths: what's the death pool on vince mcmahon?


Not soon enough. As soon as that fucker is planted, I'm headed to CT - buying a skirt, a case of Guinness and a bottle of Bushmills. I plan to pour the Guinness and Bushmills on Vinnie's grave after it has been filtered through my kidneys... hence the skirt.

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SAVE_US.DBD

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slamjack: Read the thread, I missed everything from after the Vince segment until now, anything especially craptastic?


The second hour has been tolerable. There's been 2-3 matches, and all the promos are building to the 3rd hour. I think Berto/Zigs vs Hell No are up next. Antonio Cesaro was just out, but the audience still doesn't care about him.

I think the wisest move is to pick Raw up around hour 2 and bug out around the last quarter of hour 3. It's basically a tame wrestling show during that time frame.

I only watched half of hour 1, because my wife checked out early and went to bed. Otherwise it would've been Family Guy reruns until hour 2.

Is Monday Night Football worth checking out? I could care less about the Jets, but if it's a good game I'll flip back and forth.

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Auntie Cheesus: Smiths: what's the death pool on vince mcmahon?


Not soon enough. As soon as that fucker is planted, I'm headed to CT - buying a skirt, a case of Guinness and a bottle of Bushmills. I plan to pour the Guinness and Bushmills on Vinnie's grave after it has been filtered through my kidneys... hence the skirt.



FWC Japan pilgrimage? I've never been to Connecticut. Figure I could squeeze that in between my first New York visit.

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Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: slamjack: Read the thread, I missed everything from after the Vince segment until now, anything especially craptastic?


The second hour has been tolerable. There's been 2-3 matches, and all the promos are building to the 3rd hour. I think Berto/Zigs vs Hell No are up next. Antonio Cesaro was just out, but the audience still doesn't care about him.

I think the wisest move is to pick Raw up around hour 2 and bug out around the last quarter of hour 3. It's basically a tame wrestling show during that time frame.

I only watched half of hour 1, because my wife checked out early and went to bed. Otherwise it would've been Family Guy reruns until hour 2.

Is Monday Night Football worth checking out? I could care less about the Jets, but if it's a good game I'll flip back and forth.


Thanks for the recap, and I do agree with your suggested watching frame. No idea about MNF, I had to give my sister a ride and haven't seen any of the game.

[Cuvis the Conqueror]

SAVE_US.ZIG

[slamjack]

I really was hoping JBL would have made a jab about rental cars there.