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Post by slamjack on Jul 9, 2012 20:52:17 GMT -6
Well I called that one at 9:30 in the RAW thread, as soon as I saw Santino dressed up like more of an idiot than usual.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Jul 9, 2012 20:53:43 GMT -6
Oh, shit, Hornswoggle is the RAW GM. the anonymous GM? or just tonight's? cuz if it's anonymous it don't explain ya know SCREWING CM PUNK But I think even post neck injury Edge would be capable to beatdown 'swoggle like he was the laptop... |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jul 9, 2012 20:53:52 GMT -6
SUPREME. The Gredunza is down at the same river bottom where Austin threw the IC belt. |
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Post by HORNSWOGGLESNUTSACK on Jul 9, 2012 20:53:55 GMT -6
FARK YOU WRESTLI*NG FANS!!!!
HORNSWOGGLE WAS THE ANONYMOUS GM THE WHOLE TIME!!!!
THERES YOUR STORYLINE ENDING...MARKS!!!! |
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 20:54:21 GMT -6
Oh, shit, Hornswoggle is the RAW GM. the anonymous GM? or just tonight's? cuz if it's anonymous it don't explain ya know SCREWING CM PUNK If you're expecting continuity and things to make sense, you should watch something else. Maybe Twin Peaks. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jul 9, 2012 20:54:56 GMT -6
Shining Wizard sucks balls as senile Vince.
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Post by Dumb Ass Monkey on Jul 9, 2012 20:57:35 GMT -6
I just posted this on WWE's facebook page
Seriously, be ashamed. The entire creative team, BE ASHAMED that you're putting this on TV!
I want each and every person responsible for this televised abortion to feel genuinely humiliated for writing this. There is absolutely, positively NO reason for the show to be this bad! This is the go-home episode, for crying out loud! You're supposed to be making us want to buy MITB, not driving the fans away!
I'd rather watch the absolute worst of the AWA's Team Challenge Series than the product you're shoveling at us.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 9, 2012 20:58:52 GMT -6
And the mixed tag match is booked at 6 minutes, with intros. This won't be a match.
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:00:53 GMT -6
Every time I turn my head back to the TV Screen, AW is on there. Wasn't this supposed to be the MOTHERFUCKING CHAMP'S ENTRANCE?!?
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Post by Dumb Ass Monkey on Jul 9, 2012 21:03:41 GMT -6
If this doesn't end with Eve and AJ making out and leaving together, then this will have been an even bigger waste of time than it already is.
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Post by styckx on Jul 9, 2012 21:04:53 GMT -6
What dog shit.. And AJ's song is officially more annoying than Kelly Kellys
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Post by LucklessWonder on Jul 9, 2012 21:05:50 GMT -6
If this doesn't end with Eve and AJ making out and leaving together, then this will have been an even bigger waste of time than it already is. Personally, I'd like to see it end with double Implant Busters because Kharma kills bitches dead. |
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:06:52 GMT -6
If this doesn't end with Eve and AJ making out and leaving together, then this will have been an even bigger waste of time than it already is. Personally, I'd like to see it end with double Implant Busters because Kharma kills bitches dead. Hell, I'd like to see her put Punk and Bryan down, too, just because this angle annoys me that much. |
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:07:17 GMT -6
When was the last time a RAW thread didn't gredunza during the episode? Probably July 4, 2011. |
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Post by styckx on Jul 9, 2012 21:07:23 GMT -6
This is 100% soap opera garbage.. It's the furthest thing from entertaining
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 9, 2012 21:09:29 GMT -6
Yeah, this is not selling me on watching the Money In The Bank PPV. I've cleaned less crap out of the cat box after a long weekend away.
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Post by slamjack on Jul 9, 2012 21:09:31 GMT -6
So I guess AJ is marrying somebody her own age, Little Jimmy.
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:09:31 GMT -6
The fucking show began and ended with As The World Turns.
Still want MOAR AJ, People?
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Post by commiepuddin on Jul 9, 2012 21:10:06 GMT -6
Sheamus/Swagger: 1:52
Tag match: 2:15 (ish)
Clay/McIntyre: 0:35
Kane-Cena/Jerishow: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions)
Cara/Slater: 1:43
Slater/Backlund: 0:39 (counting from handshake to release of chicken wing)
Cole/Lawler: 0:56
Eve-Bryan/Lee-Punk: 3:18
Total wrestling time on show: 27:49 (21:39 actually broadcast) 1299
Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 129:00
Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 21.5% (16.8% actually broadcast)
EDIT -- didn't account for commercial interruptions.
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Post by nyrkah1 on Jul 9, 2012 21:11:39 GMT -6
That was flat out horrible. I mean absolutely not entertaining at all.
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:12:18 GMT -6
Sheamus/Swagger: 1:52 Tag match: 2:15 (ish) Clay/McIntyre: 0:35 Kane-Cena/Jerishow: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions) Cara/Slater: 1:43 Slater/Backlund: 0:39 (counting from handshake to release of chicken wing) Cole/Lawler: 0:56 Eve-Bryan/Lee-Punk: 3:18Total wrestling time on show: 27:49 Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 129:00 Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 21.5% You mean the bell to bell for the Cena Match was 16:10, and if you take out the commercial interruptions, there was only roughly 10 minutes of actual wrestling action, bringing the wrestling total down to 21 minutes? |
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 9, 2012 21:13:18 GMT -6
Question for the assembled: do we want to do a mini-competition for a headline for Impact or do we just want to pick the best one posted in the Impact forum and run with that?
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Post by dools on Jul 9, 2012 21:13:45 GMT -6
End of First Blood, then WarGames on AMC now. At least something is right tonight.
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:14:28 GMT -6
Question for the assembled: do we want to do a mini-competition for a headline for Impact or do we just want to pick the best one posted in the Impact forum and run with that? Make a thread for submissions, go with the best. ...unless things are resolved or we find a public place before then. |
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Post by nyrkah1 on Jul 9, 2012 21:14:43 GMT -6
Thread will gredunza before midnight but still it definitely was a slower moving affair. good thing about so many lurkers posting now is that so long as i avoid center big bold i probably could get away with posting similarly to how i usually do. Dunno, I'll bet it dies pretty quickly. The n00bs and former lurkers don't hang around. |
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 9, 2012 21:15:46 GMT -6
Sheamus/Swagger: 1:52 Tag match: 2:15 (ish) Clay/McIntyre: 0:35 Kane-Cena/Jerishow: 16:31 (including 6:10 of commercial interruptions) Cara/Slater: 1:43 Slater/Backlund: 0:39 (counting from handshake to release of chicken wing) Cole/Lawler: 0:56 Eve-Bryan/Lee-Punk: 3:18Total wrestling time on show: 27:49 Total time of show (approx., including commercials/intro): 129:00 Percentage of wrestling show devoted to wrestling matches: 21.5% You mean the bell to bell for the Cena Match was 16:10, and if you take out the commercial interruptions, there was only roughly 10 minutes of actual wrestling action, bringing the wrestling total down to 21 minutes? Yeah, subtract the commercial break in the Kane/Cena vs. Jeri-Show match and you get 16.5% actual wrestling time. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jul 9, 2012 21:16:15 GMT -6
Was slamjack the "last" gredunza champ?
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Post by commiepuddin on Jul 9, 2012 21:16:42 GMT -6
You mean the bell to bell for the Cena Match was 16:10, and if you take out the commercial interruptions, there was only roughly 10 minutes of actual wrestling action, bringing the wrestling total down to 21 minutes? Yeah, subtract the commercial break in the Kane/Cena vs. Jeri-Show match and you get 16.5% actual wrestling time. I edited my original post ( YOU CAN DO THAT HERE? ?) |
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Post by First National Bastard on Jul 9, 2012 21:17:28 GMT -6
Was slamjack the "last" gredunza champ? Nope. I got it in the Smackdown thread. So if it doesn't make it tonight, I'm the last Original Gredunza champion! |
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Post by LucklessWonder on Jul 9, 2012 21:18:02 GMT -6
Kofi/Y2J back in my time warp almost certainly has this show beat for in ring time...
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