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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 18:59:45 GMT -6
ARE YOU READY?
I SAID, ARE YOU READY??
THEN FOR THE DOZENS IN ATTENDANCE, AND THE HUNDREDS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 18:59:49 GMT -6
And the goddamned vending machine fucked me out of a bag of chips. I don't want sour cream or cheddar or vinegar and salt or anus flavored chips. I just want a bag of fucking potato chips, God damnit. It's hanging there jammed between the Bugles and the Cheese popcorn. Taunting me. Fuckers.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:01:09 GMT -6
Ed Becker: And the goddamned vending machine fucked me out of a bag of chips. I don't want sour cream or cheddar or vinegar and salt or anus flavored chips. I just want a bag of fucking potato chips, God damnit. It's hanging there jammed between the Bugles and the Cheese popcorn. Taunting me. Fuckers. shake the hell out of the machine. Get those chips, and anything else that comes tumbling down.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:02:48 GMT -6
Bobby Rooo with Kaz and Daniels! Sweeet
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:04:05 GMT -6
Fortune reference right off the bat.
me gusta
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:05:08 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: shake the hell out of the machine. Get those chips, and anything else that comes tumbling down. With my luck, I become the poor fucker on the "don't shake the machine" sticker. Crowd seems hot right off the bat.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:07:57 GMT -6
You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:09:00 GMT -6
Dual trivia tonight, here and at the mainland. I'm Pat O'Connoring the belt!
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:09:18 GMT -6
Daniels is fucking gold on the mic tonight.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:09:58 GMT -6
I don't care what anyone says, I could watch AJ and Daniels feud forever. They have so goddamn much chemistry together, and their worst matches are better than the average wrestling match. They always deliver!
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:09:58 GMT -6
6 man for the main?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:10:47 GMT -6
Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
he'd be the VerbalToxin LARP of TNA I came so close. I just couldn't get that last one done. Otherwise they'd be in a flaming pit in Uzbekistan.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:11:15 GMT -6
And yes, Smiths, I'm posting the same thing in both places. But I'm posting here first and copying it to the Mainland.
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Post by slamjack on Dec 6, 2012 19:11:47 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Smiths : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
he'd be the VerbalToxin LARP of TNA
I came so close. I just couldn't get that last one done. Otherwise they'd be in a flaming pit in Uzbekistan. I had a roommate for two years named Timurbek who was from Uzbekistan. He got married like 2 months after he graduated and went home.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:11:59 GMT -6
This is pretty pointless since Hogan can't and won't wrestle.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:13:43 GMT -6
slamjack: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : Smiths : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
he'd be the VerbalToxin LARP of TNA
I came so close. I just couldn't get that last one done. Otherwise they'd be in a flaming pit in Uzbekistan.
I had a roommate for two years named Timurbek who was from Uzbekistan. He got married like 2 months after he graduated and went home. Timurbek, eh? Must be pretty neat to be named after Timur the Lame. Hint: Timur's the dude whose coffin said this: "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble."
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Post by slamjack on Dec 6, 2012 19:16:20 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: slamjack : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : Smiths : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
he'd be the VerbalToxin LARP of TNA
I came so close. I just couldn't get that last one done. Otherwise they'd be in a flaming pit in Uzbekistan.
I had a roommate for two years named Timurbek who was from Uzbekistan. He got married like 2 months after he graduated and went home.
Timurbek, eh? Must be pretty neat to be named after Timur the Lame.
Hint: Timur's the dude whose coffin said this: "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble." Yea, I remember the first time I found his Wikipedia page and that my roommate was named after a guy who caused 15 million deaths.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:18:20 GMT -6
this should be a hell of a match.
Will it end clean, or a A&8 schmozz?
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:20:13 GMT -6
Over under on how many gimmicks D-Von has in his vest?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:21:59 GMT -6
slamjack: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : slamjack : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : Smiths : Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : You know what they could do with AJ since he can't challenge for the World title for a year? Win all the other belts.
he'd be the VerbalToxin LARP of TNA
I came so close. I just couldn't get that last one done. Otherwise they'd be in a flaming pit in Uzbekistan.
I had a roommate for two years named Timurbek who was from Uzbekistan. He got married like 2 months after he graduated and went home.
Timurbek, eh? Must be pretty neat to be named after Timur the Lame.
Hint: Timur's the dude whose coffin said this: "When I rise from the dead, the world shall tremble."
Yea, I remember the first time I found his Wikipedia page and that my roommate was named after a guy who caused 15 million deaths. For Central Asia, Timur's as great as Julius Caesar or Alexander the Great is to the West.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:22:18 GMT -6
Aces and 8's members:
- Gallows/DOC, who was rumored to be in it on the internet, and was unmasked three weeks ago.
- Devon, the first guy unmasked in a well done, but underwhelming swerve.
- Wes Briscoe, because he's literally the ONLY long-haired blonde dude w/ tattoos in the group, and he wears sleeveless shirts and his hair down when he's in A & 8's mode.
- D'Lo, because he voted "yes" on Gut Check, and fits the body type of the Vice President.
- Garrett Bischoff, who lost to Wes, and has been spotted in the A & 8's costume before.
- Cliff Compton, because he's basically the only dude left who somebody may have heard of before.
- Jeff Jarrett, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:23:09 GMT -6
verbaltoxin: - Jeff Jarrett, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid.
people keep saying that, and so far it hasn't happened.
Remember the whole "Bully Ray is leading A&8, because it's TNA and they are f*cking stupid" thing?
everyone wants to assume the worst, and so far TNA has been pretty good about not doing that.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:23:47 GMT -6
I admit, I find Aces & 8's mildly fun because I'm a huge Sons of Anarchy fan.
Really? They gave Devon the TV belt?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:24:04 GMT -6
Devon gets the belt back!
I can't wait to see the return match, when Joe kills him!
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:24:09 GMT -6
What's the closest titty bar by Universal Studios?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:24:55 GMT -6
I would not fuck Brooke Hogan in a house.
I would not fuck her in that blouse.
I would not fuck her in her car, I would not fuck Brooke Hogan, not by far.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Dec 6, 2012 19:28:08 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 6, 2012 19:28:21 GMT -6
Smiths: Creationist Ape : Devon gets the belt back!
I can't wait to see the return match, when Joe kills him!
yep. insta-PPV match. Gives A8 something to do too in that whole "keep the belt on our guy" thing. Exactly. It legitimizes them, puts Devon back on TV regularly, and will hopefully lead to some great matches down the line. BUT they can't rely on the cheat-to-win every week. Now that Devon has the belt, he needs to be able to defend it cleanly.
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:29:43 GMT -6
Smiths: the anti smoking liars now made a game? What? I missed that flipping through the channels. Fuck them, I'm smoking during the next break. Someone tried to date rape or steal one of Al's kidneys? /nice followup //I'm thinking Arby's
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 6, 2012 19:31:14 GMT -6
Smiths: When is Lockdown? The whole A8s thing is definitely "in a cage" stipulation worthy.
March, I think.
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