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Post by LucklessWonder on Sept 3, 2012 13:51:19 GMT -6
3 Hours of pain start at 8 eastern
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2012 14:00:26 GMT -6
TONIGHT:
CM PUNK'S TRANSFORMATION INTO DOUCHEY WHINEY BITCH HEEL (THAT WON'T BE ABLE TO BEAT CENA CLEAN ANY MORE BECAUSE CENA IS BETTER THAN EVERYONE AND DOUCHEY WHINEY BITCH HEELS DON'T GET TO BE GOOD WRESTLERS) REACHES ITS APEX AS HE WILL GIVE A PROMO BLAMING ALL OF YOU FOR HIS BEATDOWN ON JERRY LAWLER
DANIEL BRYAN, THE FUCKING STUPID GOAT-FACED UNIMPORTANT SHORT WHINEY BITCH HEEL NERD THAT I CREATED FUCK YOU SMARKS, GETS FURTHER EMASCULATED AT THE EXPENSE OF A GUY WHO'S LIKE 45 AND HAS NEVER BEEN A CONVINCING MAIN-EVENT SUPERSTAR IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER, EVEN WHEN WE PUT THE WORLD TITLE ON HIM. BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY TO ME AND FUNNY TO ME IS BETTER THAN ENTERTAINING TO YOU, WHAT DO YOU FUCKERS KNOW. I AM PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, I CREATED EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER ENJOYED ABOUT THIS BUSINESS SO EAT A DICK.
OH, AND EVEN MORE AJ LEE AND VICKIE GER... VICKIE GWUEH.... VICKIE GWHERRUHRERRERH FUCK IT VICKIE G. I'LL CALL HER BY HER FULL NAME WHEN I'M NOT FUCKING TYPING. SHE'S VICKIE FUCKING G TO YOU WORTHLESS SYCOPHANT TWATS. ANYWAY, SHE AND AJ GET LIKE THREE PROMOS EACH TONIGHT. IT'S GONNA BE WALL-TO-WALL AJ AND VICKIE G! ALSO, I'M THINKING OF GIVING HEATH SLATER HIS OWN TALK SHOW WHERE HE INTERVIEWS HIMSELF. FOR ELEVEN AND A HALF MINUTES. HE'S THE ONE MAN BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND, BABY!
I'M GONNA DRIVE THAT "PERCENTAGE OF OVERALL WRESTLING" BULLSHIT DOWN TO FUCKING ONE AND LAUGH WHEN YOU'RE ALL STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE FOR PUNK AND BRYAN TO EACH (OR TOGETHER) HAVE A KILLER MANIA MATCH, CENA TO TURN HEEL, ROCK AND HBK, BROCK LESNAR F5'ING YOURS TRULY... NONE OF IT IS EVER HAPPENING! HAHAHAHAHA!
OH YEAH, DON'T FORGET TUNE IT AT 8PM EASTERN, 7PM CENTRAL ON USA. AND YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY NEXT SUNDAY.
FUCK YOU, SMARKS!
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Post by desertgeek on Sept 3, 2012 14:53:00 GMT -6
This is also the last week before Monday Night Football starts so I would think the pressure would be on WWE to have a really good show to make people consider watching Raw over football.
Of course, we know that won't happen.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 3, 2012 15:53:56 GMT -6
which thread do i post in?!
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 3, 2012 15:56:21 GMT -6
WHERE DO I POST?! , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 3, 2012 16:51:35 GMT -6
Hi all: I am hoping that this week's Raw will at least be better than that horrible Saturday Morning Slam, Uhg. Someone needs to do an animated gif of Brodus Clay humping Curt Hawkins.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 16:57:55 GMT -6
Senile Vince's post was awesome, but I'm a Kanenite as long as Kane has the mask. Kane sans mask SUCKED, but masked Kane is awesome. If you don't like masked Kane, I feel sorry for you, because all he is these days is a constant generator of memes and meta-humor.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 3, 2012 17:12:42 GMT -6
Senile Vince's post was awesome, but I'm a Kanenite as long as Kane has the mask. Kane sans mask SUCKED, but masked Kane is awesome. If you don't like masked Kane, I feel sorry for you, because all he is these days is a constant generator of memes and meta-humor. I have to agree... once we got past that godawful Cena feud, Kane's been better than he has been in years.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 17:21:16 GMT -6
Cuvis the Conqueror: Today at 5:57pm, Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom wrote:Senile Vince's post was awesome, but I'm a Kanenite as long as Kane has the mask. Kane sans mask SUCKED, but masked Kane is awesome. If you don't like masked Kane, I feel sorry for you, because all he is these days is a constant generator of memes and meta-humor.
I have to agree... once we got past that godawful Cena feud, Kane's been better than he has been in years.
Godawful? Do you mean when Kane would just show up randomly in dark corners, or standing by walls? Or where he'd take his sweet time while Zack Ryder buried himself trying to change a tire, then finally showed up and finished him off? Or when Kane would destroy someone and make a catchphrase? That godawful feud?
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 17:54:44 GMT -6
Any way to get wrestletubes HD stream without dancing through 500 malware and spyware attempts
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 3, 2012 17:57:27 GMT -6
Seriously, at 5:35, what the fuck is that?!
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 3, 2012 17:59:55 GMT -6
I just came downstairs, after turning on USA for Abbey in her bedroom.
When I told her RAW was coming on, she didn't seem all that impressed. I told her if the show is that bad, to yell down the stairs and I'll change the channel for her.
I'm expecting to need to change channel for her at 7:30.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:00:39 GMT -6
hobblekitty:
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Seriously, at 5:35, what the fuck is that?!
The mid-match dancing is something Chikara would do, but WWE is doing it wrong.
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 18:01:06 GMT -6
A new opening thingy for dirt sheets to speculate about for a week
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Post by slamjack on Sept 3, 2012 18:01:17 GMT -6
hobblekitty:
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Seriously, at 5:35, what the fuck is that?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA they won't let them do moves involving the head, but Brodus can just dry hump the shit out of people
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 3, 2012 18:01:47 GMT -6
CM PUNK!!! WHAT?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:03:49 GMT -6
How I Met Your Mother's on. Time to catch up on Season 7, or as I call it, "The season where the show decided to make Barney the main character of another character's flashback."
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Post by styckx on Sept 3, 2012 18:05:07 GMT -6
Holy fuck this new intro sucks
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 18:06:21 GMT -6
They REALLY want to turn Punk.
And it REALLY won't work.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 3, 2012 18:06:38 GMT -6
"Shi-car-go"??
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 18:07:15 GMT -6
See, the haircut is because he's a bad guy now.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 3, 2012 18:07:43 GMT -6
Punk doing his best bag-shitter impersonation?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:09:09 GMT -6
OMG LILY HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT RANJIT , WHAT? BROTHER![/size]
WHAT?
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 18:10:25 GMT -6
Is he saying Cena wants to fuck Lawler?
Makes sense.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 3, 2012 18:11:11 GMT -6
sharktrager: Is he saying Cena wants to fuck Lawler?
Makes sense.
fun fact not all white knights are looking to screw the attention whore
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:11:20 GMT -6
sharktrager: Is he saying Cena wants to fuck Lawler?
Makes sense.
Switch out "Kelly Kelly" for "John Cena."
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:11:56 GMT -6
DougieAXP: sharktrager: Is he saying Cena wants to fuck Lawler?
Makes sense.
fun fact not all white knights are looking to screw the attention whore THAT'S BECAUSE LAWLER DON'T LIKE PANCAKES , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 3, 2012 18:12:18 GMT -6
The Hogan and Austin buttons have officially made FWC Japan superior to the mainland.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 3, 2012 18:12:36 GMT -6
sharktrager: See, the haircut is because he's a bad guy now.
I don't know how I feel about muttonchops, regardless of the wearer's alignment.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 3, 2012 18:12:38 GMT -6
So we get Punk/Lobsterhead.
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