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Post by slamjack on Jul 23, 2012 21:14:55 GMT -6
Using the Owen voice because a face halfway turned heel? Fuck you Cole.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2012 21:15:09 GMT -6
That was fucking awesome.
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Post by cheesdog on Jul 23, 2012 21:15:25 GMT -6
Ok, gang, good time in here, few mark outs, but over all.....
Fuck the WWE
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Post by silgryphon on Jul 23, 2012 21:15:59 GMT -6
I got a post in!
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Post by cheesdog on Jul 23, 2012 21:16:16 GMT -6
cheesdog: Ok, gang, good time in here, few mark outs, but over all.....
Fuck the WWE But of course, I will be back next Monday, just for the lulz
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Post by nyrkah1 on Jul 23, 2012 21:16:35 GMT -6
That show perfectly sums up the WWE. So much potential and...
/just.....bleh
//fun thread though
///see everyone later
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Post by desertgeek on Jul 23, 2012 21:16:41 GMT -6
Well, I approve of the ending; but the show as a whole sucked balls.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jul 23, 2012 21:16:42 GMT -6
Tony Schiavone: All right. We have seen the end of Punkamania. For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, for Dusty Rhodes, For "Mean" Gene Okerlund, I don't know...I'm Tony Schiavone. CM Punk, you can go to hell! We're outta here. Straight to hell.
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Post by morrius on Jul 23, 2012 21:16:57 GMT -6
After getting screwed out of that gredunza, I think I might just turn heel myself.
*chairshots to Auntie and Creationist Ape*
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Post by eddievercetti on Jul 23, 2012 21:17:16 GMT -6
4/5 Not bad but I'm not watching every week still.
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Post by styckx on Jul 23, 2012 21:18:37 GMT -6
That was atrociously bad... Cole slipping into dead Owen voice was the topping on the shit cake.
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Post by styckx on Jul 23, 2012 21:20:01 GMT -6
I just made a funny reference, let's see who notices
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 23, 2012 21:24:36 GMT -6
morrius: After getting screwed out of that gredunza, I think I might just turn heel myself.
*chairshots to Auntie and Creationist Ape*
*gets up, smashes tea tray over morrius' head*
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 23, 2012 21:25:50 GMT -6
styckx: I just made a funny reference, let's see who notices
Wedding cake topper?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jul 23, 2012 21:27:14 GMT -6
 Oh, I'm soary, I didn't see you der. We haven't talked in a while, eh? My name's Bobby Roode. You might know me from a little show called Impact. See, recently I was the TNA World Heavyweight Champion. I was central to a story where my tag team partner and I were trying to break out of the division and become singles champions, but of course there's only one World Championship and well - heh, heh - only one of us could be champion! So you know what I did? I smashed that mealy-mouth redneck in the head with a beer bottle, and took the belt for myself! Because to make an omelet, you gotta break a few eggs, eh? So then I went on and held that title longer than everyone else in TNA - and you know what else? I main evented the show. Every. Show. I wasn't put on at the top of the 10 pm hour to pop a little quarter hour rating, no sir! Nothing mattered to me but bein' the champ, you know? And I sold the shit outta that belt. Sure I didn't always win clean but damn I went out der and owned that fuckin' thing - soary, pardon my language. Anyway, I lost the title to Austin Aries, and while part of me would love to have that belt back, part of me also knows TNA had the company's best interests in mind. It was just a fluke anyway, eh? Heh heh, I'm a kidder. Anyway, the point is, you just watched your antihero lick the boots of the company men for the better part of a year and a half, and well, at most you got a 10 pm champion out of it. They even threw him in there with one of yer favorite indie darlings, that Bryan Danielson fella, and well, even then the WWE couldn't help but hose it up. I think the choice is clear, friends. You can waste your hopes on WWE out of loyalty, hope they'll turn it around and treat Mr. Punk right, and continue to have those hopes dashed. Or you could try something new. Something that wants your business, but knows you've been hurt by us in the past. Maybe you'd like a second chance just as much as we at TNA would. You know, just sayin'. Think it over. Meanwhile, I'll be there every Thursday, appreciating every fan that comes in, even if it's for free. Thank you for your time. |
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Post by styckx on Jul 23, 2012 21:27:58 GMT -6
styckx: I just made a funny reference, let's see who notices
Wedding cake topper? CTRL-F Forced on Fark |
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 23, 2012 21:32:40 GMT -6
styckx:
Today at 10:25pm, Auntie Cheesus wrote:styckx: I just made a funny reference, let's see who notices
Wedding cake topper?
CTRL-F Forced on Fark
*looks* *reads* DUUUUUDE...
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jul 23, 2012 21:33:21 GMT -6
hobblekitty: morrius : Man, Rock's got at least five folds of skin on the back of his neck.
Can you grab him by the scruff, and carry him around like Cena kitteh?
/I'm OK with Punk beating up the Rock
//that overrun wasn't that long at all
Naw, you grab him by the folds and guide him... like a bulldog.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jul 23, 2012 21:41:49 GMT -6
Punk's heel turn practically writes itself, when you think about it. I look forward to seeing how WWE "Creative" manages to screw it up.
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Post by sharktrager on Jul 23, 2012 21:45:41 GMT -6
Punk's heel turn practically writes itself, when you think about it. I look forward to seeing how WWE "Creative" manages to screw it up. He's been hinting at it for a while on Twitter. |
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Post by styckx on Jul 23, 2012 21:48:52 GMT -6
WWE will fuck it up.. No worries there..
3hrs of RAW for literally 5 minutes of decent content..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2012 21:53:53 GMT -6
This is the future, right here. Keep this thread and this post saved, because I'm a fucking wizard. Straight up.
Heel Punk will lose the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble to The Rock, ending one of the longest reigns in history as champion. Also, either at the Rumble or before (maybe around Survivor Series this would start, so I'm figuring it would end at the Rumble) a babyface Daniel Bryan will be in a feud with epic tweener-heel and World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler.
Finally, Brock Lesnar, having defeated Triple H at SummerSlam (and having dealt with ensuing legal drama that kept him off TV conveniently enough) wins the Royal Rumble. This happens after Lesnar, entrant number 30, eliminates John Cena (who is the last man standing at that point). Cena will have been heavily involved in the Punk vs. Rock storyline, making it clear to both of them that no matter who won, they would defend against him at WrestleMania because he was going to win the Rumble.
The RAW that follows the Rumble opens with Cena coming out, giving a promo about how brutal the match was and how he fought and scraped and clawed his way, only to come face-to-face with his worst nightmare for the final entrant. He says he accepts that he has no control over whether he gets to face The Rock at Wrestlemania, but makes it clear that he has no problem taking on both The Rock AND Brock Lesnar should Lesnar decide to go for the WWE Title -- and as he is in the midst of finishing his sentence... the glass breaks.
Your Wrestlemania Card:
Brock Lesnar vs. The Rock (C) for the WWE Championship
John Cena vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Heel CM Punk vs. Babyface Daniel Bryan (C) in an Iron Man Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
The Undertaker vs. Sheamus
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara
Money In The Bank: Christian vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show vs. Zack Ryder. (The winner of this match defeats The Rock after the WWE Championship match with Lesnar concludes to take the WWE Championship.)
Book it. Done.
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Post by styckx on Jul 23, 2012 22:06:40 GMT -6
This is the future, right here. Keep this thread and this post saved, because I'm a fucking wizard. Straight up. Heel Punk will lose the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble to The Rock, ending one of the longest reigns in history as champion. Also, either at the Rumble or before (maybe around Survivor Series this would start, so I'm figuring it would end at the Rumble) a babyface Daniel Bryan will be in a feud with epic tweener-heel and World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler. Finally, Brock Lesnar, having defeated Triple H at SummerSlam (and having dealt with ensuing legal drama that kept him off TV conveniently enough) wins the Royal Rumble. This happens after Lesnar, entrant number 30, eliminates John Cena (who is the last man standing at that point). Cena will have been heavily involved in the Punk vs. Rock storyline, making it clear to both of them that no matter who won, they would defend against him at WrestleMania because he was going to win the Rumble. The RAW that follows the Rumble opens with Cena coming out, giving a promo about how brutal the match was and how he fought and scraped and clawed his way, only to come face-to-face with his worst nightmare for the final entrant. He says he accepts that he has no control over whether he gets to face The Rock at Wrestlemania, but makes it clear that he has no problem taking on both The Rock AND Brock Lesnar should Lesnar decide to go for the WWE Title -- and as he is in the midst of finishing his sentence... the glass breaks. Your Wrestlemania Card: Brock Lesnar vs. The Rock (C) for the WWE Championship John Cena vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin Heel CM Punk vs. Babyface Daniel Bryan (C) in an Iron Man Match for the World Heavyweight Championship The Undertaker vs. Sheamus Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara Money In The Bank: Christian vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show vs. Zack Ryder. (The winner of this match defeats The Rock after the WWE Championship match with Lesnar concludes to take the WWE Championship.) Book it. Done. Can you bring THIS CM Punk back? |
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Post by slamjack on Jul 23, 2012 22:13:37 GMT -6
styckx:
Today at 10:53pm, Senile Vince wrote:This is the future, right here. Keep this thread and this post saved, because I'm a fucking wizard. Straight up.
Heel Punk will lose the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble to The Rock, ending one of the longest reigns in history as champion. Also, either at the Rumble or before (maybe around Survivor Series this would start, so I'm figuring it would end at the Rumble) a babyface Daniel Bryan will be in a feud with epic tweener-heel and World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler.
Finally, Brock Lesnar, having defeated Triple H at SummerSlam (and having dealt with ensuing legal drama that kept him off TV conveniently enough) wins the Royal Rumble. This happens after Lesnar, entrant number 30, eliminates John Cena (who is the last man standing at that point). Cena will have been heavily involved in the Punk vs. Rock storyline, making it clear to both of them that no matter who won, they would defend against him at WrestleMania because he was going to win the Rumble.
The RAW that follows the Rumble opens with Cena coming out, giving a promo about how brutal the match was and how he fought and scraped and clawed his way, only to come face-to-face with his worst nightmare for the final entrant. He says he accepts that he has no control over whether he gets to face The Rock at Wrestlemania, but makes it clear that he has no problem taking on both The Rock AND Brock Lesnar should Lesnar decide to go for the WWE Title -- and as he is in the midst of finishing his sentence... the glass breaks.
Your Wrestlemania Card:
Brock Lesnar vs. The Rock (C) for the WWE Championship
John Cena vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Heel CM Punk vs. Babyface Daniel Bryan (C) in an Iron Man Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
The Undertaker vs. Sheamus
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara
Money In The Bank: Christian vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show vs. Zack Ryder. (The winner of this match defeats The Rock after the WWE Championship match with Lesnar concludes to take the WWE Championship.)
Book it. Done.
Can you bring THIS CM Punk back?
That is always one of my favorites.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jul 23, 2012 22:16:50 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: morrius: After getting screwed out of that gredunza, I think I might just turn heel myself.
*chairshots to Auntie and Creationist Ape*
*gets up, smashes tea tray over morrius' head*
still on the ground. the ref makes the X sign, calling the trainers to ringside
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jul 23, 2012 22:36:40 GMT -6
This is the future, right here. Keep this thread and this post saved, because I'm a fucking wizard. Straight up. Heel Punk will lose the WWE Championship at the Royal Rumble to The Rock, ending one of the longest reigns in history as champion. Also, either at the Rumble or before (maybe around Survivor Series this would start, so I'm figuring it would end at the Rumble) a babyface Daniel Bryan will be in a feud with epic tweener-heel and World Heavyweight Champion Dolph Ziggler. Finally, Brock Lesnar, having defeated Triple H at SummerSlam (and having dealt with ensuing legal drama that kept him off TV conveniently enough) wins the Royal Rumble. This happens after Lesnar, entrant number 30, eliminates John Cena (who is the last man standing at that point). Cena will have been heavily involved in the Punk vs. Rock storyline, making it clear to both of them that no matter who won, they would defend against him at WrestleMania because he was going to win the Rumble. The RAW that follows the Rumble opens with Cena coming out, giving a promo about how brutal the match was and how he fought and scraped and clawed his way, only to come face-to-face with his worst nightmare for the final entrant. He says he accepts that he has no control over whether he gets to face The Rock at Wrestlemania, but makes it clear that he has no problem taking on both The Rock AND Brock Lesnar should Lesnar decide to go for the WWE Title -- and as he is in the midst of finishing his sentence... the glass breaks. Your Wrestlemania Card: Brock Lesnar vs. The Rock (C) for the WWE Championship John Cena vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin Heel CM Punk vs. Babyface Daniel Bryan (C) in an Iron Man Match for the World Heavyweight Championship The Undertaker vs. Sheamus Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Sin Cara Money In The Bank: Christian vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Cody Rhodes vs. Kane vs. Chris Jericho vs. The Big Show vs. Zack Ryder. (The winner of this match defeats The Rock after the WWE Championship match with Lesnar concludes to take the WWE Championship.) Book it. Done. No way Vince is going to put a Punk/Bryan Iron Man match on at Wrestlemania. I'm fairly sure that Bryan is about to go down the trail blazed by Zack Ryder earlier this year. This AJ crap is the start and the bottom really starts to fall out after he has to job to Charlie Sheen at Summerslam. I don't think Punk makes it to the Royal Rumble to face Rock. It'll probably be Cena, and I wouldn't be surprised if he wins the belt as early as Summerslam. More realistically, I think we'd see Heel Punk losing to Ryback (who may or may not be WHC already) and Bryan jobbing to the Funkasaurus because they still don't know what the fuck to do with Brodus Clay after well over a year. Take a big bite of your Senile Vince shit sandwich, smarks, and LIKE IT. |
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Jul 23, 2012 22:43:17 GMT -6
Because nobody asked, here's the promo I'd have Punk cut next week...
"It's a funny thing... a little over a year ago, I sat down cross-legged on this stage, just like I'm doing now, and I talked about how no matter how hard I worked, I was being overshadowed by the likes of John Cena and The Rock. And I talked about how great and talented wrestlers never got a shot in this company. And I talked about how I grabbed at so many brass rings, so, so many imaginary brass rings... well, here it is, a month later and... I'm being overshadowed by John Cena and The Rock. Last week, a lot of things clicked for me. I watched as Cena's drama got involved in my match, in my moment, and I watched as Dwayne came down to play Big Damn Hero, and I realized something... I'm a passenger. I'm still not in control of my own career. I'm second-fiddle at best. And this? This belt? This is the biggest damn imaginary brass ring of them all.
"Nothing's changed! Nothing has changed at all! Zack Ryder, a year ago, was making a Youtube show because he couldn't buy a spot on TV... and a year later, he's still making that show and is lucky to get on Superstars! I went out and won the WWE Championship... yeah, I'm the champion, you might have forgotten... and I'm still jerking the curtain! I'm still not the main event! This company has become about John Cena, and HHH, and whoever they can coax out of retirement this week, and I'm sick of it! I thought that, once I won this, I'd finally get everything I wanted, everything I deserved, and it's not happening. It's not going to happen. Not unless I make it.
"So, Dwayne, you want to come walking back in here and pretend you're the best in the world? You're not! You're a washout! You left to go make movies because you couldn't hack it here anymore! Meanwhile, I've been up and down this road, kicking ass and taking names, putting on the best matches ever seen in this company, and getting nothing in return. You come waltzing back and think you deserve this more than I do? I'll tear you apart for that!
"And Cena... John Cena, you are EVERYTHING wrong with this company! You're a big, smiling, family-friendly clown! You're the clean-cut face of the business! Slapping hands, kissing babies, supporting the troops! You're SAFE! I had it put into my head that, if I were just a little more like you, maybe I could get somewhere, but today I am proud to say I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU! And while you may make the kids happy, as long as you are on top, nothing will ever change around here; wrestling will continue to be the pop-culture ghetto, main evented by the millionaires' club with nobody else even able to get a foothold. Which is why I have to end you! For the good of this company, for the good of this business, because sometimes, to build something new, you have to demolish what came before you. And it has become increasingly clear that, unless I do just that, I might as well just go home."
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Post by strahdd on Jul 23, 2012 23:15:56 GMT -6
Because nobody asked, here's the promo I'd have Punk cut next week... "It's a funny thing... a little over a year ago, I sat down cross-legged on this stage, just like I'm doing now, and I talked about how no matter how hard I worked, I was being overshadowed by the likes of John Cena and The Rock. And I talked about how great and talented wrestlers never got a shot in this company. And I talked about how I grabbed at so many brass rings, so, so many imaginary brass rings... well, here it is, a month later and... I'm being overshadowed by John Cena and The Rock. Last week, a lot of things clicked for me. I watched as Cena's drama got involved in my match, in my moment, and I watched as Dwayne came down to play Big Damn Hero, and I realized something... I'm a passenger. I'm still not in control of my own career. I'm second-fiddle at best. And this? This belt? This is the biggest damn imaginary brass ring of them all. "Nothing's changed! Nothing has changed at all! Zack Ryder, a year ago, was making a Youtube show because he couldn't buy a spot on TV... and a year later, he's still making that show and is lucky to get on Superstars! I went out and won the WWE Championship... yeah, I'm the champion, you might have forgotten... and I'm still jerking the curtain! I'm still not the main event! This company has become about John Cena, and HHH, and whoever they can coax out of retirement this week, and I'm sick of it! I thought that, once I won this, I'd finally get everything I wanted, everything I deserved, and it's not happening. It's not going to happen. Not unless I make it. "So, Dwayne, you want to come walking back in here and pretend you're the best in the world? You're not! You're a washout! You left to go make movies because you couldn't hack it here anymore! Meanwhile, I've been up and down this road, kicking ass and taking names, putting on the best matches ever seen in this company, and getting nothing in return. You come waltzing back and think you deserve this more than I do? I'll tear you apart for that! "And Cena... John Cena, you are EVERYTHING wrong with this company! You're a big, smiling, family-friendly clown! You're the clean-cut face of the business! Slapping hands, kissing babies, supporting the troops! You're SAFE! I had it put into my head that, if I were just a little more like you, maybe I could get somewhere, but today I am proud to say I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU! And while you may make the kids happy, as long as you are on top, nothing will ever change around here; wrestling will continue to be the pop-culture ghetto, main evented by the millionaires' club with nobody else even able to get a foothold. Which is why I have to end you! For the good of this company, for the good of this business, because sometimes, to build something new, you have to demolish what came before you. And it has become increasingly clear that, unless I do just that, I might as well just go home." Make it so. |
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Post by desertgeek on Jul 23, 2012 23:58:46 GMT -6
Because nobody asked, here's the promo I'd have Punk cut next week... "It's a funny thing... a little over a year ago, I sat down cross-legged on this stage, just like I'm doing now, and I talked about how no matter how hard I worked, I was being overshadowed by the likes of John Cena and The Rock. And I talked about how great and talented wrestlers never got a shot in this company. And I talked about how I grabbed at so many brass rings, so, so many imaginary brass rings... well, here it is, a month later and... I'm being overshadowed by John Cena and The Rock. Last week, a lot of things clicked for me. I watched as Cena's drama got involved in my match, in my moment, and I watched as Dwayne came down to play Big Damn Hero, and I realized something... I'm a passenger. I'm still not in control of my own career. I'm second-fiddle at best. And this? This belt? This is the biggest damn imaginary brass ring of them all. "Nothing's changed! Nothing has changed at all! Zack Ryder, a year ago, was making a Youtube show because he couldn't buy a spot on TV... and a year later, he's still making that show and is lucky to get on Superstars! I went out and won the WWE Championship... yeah, I'm the champion, you might have forgotten... and I'm still jerking the curtain! I'm still not the main event! This company has become about John Cena, and HHH, and whoever they can coax out of retirement this week, and I'm sick of it! I thought that, once I won this, I'd finally get everything I wanted, everything I deserved, and it's not happening. It's not going to happen. Not unless I make it. "So, Dwayne, you want to come walking back in here and pretend you're the best in the world? You're not! You're a washout! You left to go make movies because you couldn't hack it here anymore! Meanwhile, I've been up and down this road, kicking ass and taking names, putting on the best matches ever seen in this company, and getting nothing in return. You come waltzing back and think you deserve this more than I do? I'll tear you apart for that! "And Cena... John Cena, you are EVERYTHING wrong with this company! You're a big, smiling, family-friendly clown! You're the clean-cut face of the business! Slapping hands, kissing babies, supporting the troops! You're SAFE! I had it put into my head that, if I were just a little more like you, maybe I could get somewhere, but today I am proud to say I AM NOTHING LIKE YOU! And while you may make the kids happy, as long as you are on top, nothing will ever change around here; wrestling will continue to be the pop-culture ghetto, main evented by the millionaires' club with nobody else even able to get a foothold. Which is why I have to end you! For the good of this company, for the good of this business, because sometimes, to build something new, you have to demolish what came before you. And it has become increasingly clear that, unless I do just that, I might as well just go home." OMG Yes, that is totally the promo that needs to be done. |
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Post by fender on Jul 24, 2012 0:09:57 GMT -6
St. Louis lost it's "great crowd" status tonight. You shut your whore mouth. That place was, as earlier indicated, mark central. I was in front of 3 consecutive rows of canadians of ages 5-12 all decked in cena/sheamus/rey/sin cara gear it was retarded. That crowd was definite smark when the commercials were going. I was so hammered there i didn't tweet much after a while, as it became almost like a chore, from looking away from what was actually a great night. During breaks, they had many things to do, and many YES and i think 2 LGZ chants busted out. When ziggler got tagged in, he got major pops, and you could tell the boos were being pumped. The kids behind me were so dumb, they even booed Punk. Sneaking in a flask may have been one of the dumbest and greatest ideas ever. Along with using public transportation home(metrolink), Getting an autographed ziggles photo, no picture, as he was walking by in one of the lobbies about 30 minutes after the show, and getting #freesmiths on live TV so we can loop it to infinity and send it to drew if it gets that far. Vodak & Diet as soon as show went south, when was when i saw Xpac and booed him mercilessly for a solid 30 seconds. It somehow kept my throat in peak Booing condition. SAVE US SANDOW as the 18 minute promo got old about 14 minutes through. Seeing Dude Love was awesome, as well as Bork Laser(convinced my friend to start calling him that too. Cracked him up when i yelled it). Was really "feelin' the flow" about 7:45CDT, and that's about when the real fun began God damnit, guys. I lost my shit when the gong hit. Like, lept-5-feet-in-the-air-and started-marking-on-the-way-down-lost my shit. I don't know if it's the building pumping in cold air slowly, the excitement of knowing whats coming, or just the idea that it may be the last chance i ever see him in a ring again, but that shit made me feel like i was on my way to hell in a cell, calling that i thought Kane would show up and screw Baldertaker.(i'm 27 for reference, i'm still tipsy and refuse to Google the year) Seeing the brothers of destruction again(possibly last time for either) made me realize just how important talented Big(read: tall, imposing) men are in this industry. And also, that we'll be losing 2 of the better performers very soon(3 if henry retires like i've thought he may be close to doing) HAND BABY! Holy Fuck, that blew my mind. Ryder Winning on superstars with what sounded like a scotty2hottie like manuever(was just walking in since asshole friend was late from smoking....you know). All the Legends were cool to see. Really glad Lita cleaned her shit up. She still pretty hot. Also, APA = win. I also saw Vader and doink which made me happy. Also couldnt tell who the amorphous dark-skinned blob was, but figured it king mabel(what ever happened to Mo and Oscar once M.O.M broke up?) Didn't see any of the wedding and haven't watched the TiVo to play the section, so ill figure that out tomorrow. Although the chicken fingers and fries at the Scottrade are pretty damn good. Must've switched recipes(buyers) from the last time i was there. Seeing the rock come out was awesome, as well as watching Punk clothesline the shit out of him, then GTS. Also, i told my friend that this would happen about right when the match started, as there was too much grandstanding before the match started. Can't claim Wyzzrdd status, but just know it happened. Cena will technically keep the briefcase, stash it for later, Feud with Show sans belt some more, and then they have their big summer angle. This time, with someone who can possibly outplay this recent reincarnation of Rocky, which makes it a little more interesting. I'm writing a column here apparently.... Overall, i would say this is either best show or 2nd best i've ever seen. Live, it was a lot better, as i got to shit talk a bunch of little kids using wrestling terms so noone understood me but me and my friends(i felt like a big man, i admit.....not) Met Ziggler, Marked myself out for maybe the next 2 weeks(Extreme rules will be in STL next year. If anyone from STL wants to buy tickets now(joe, VT, other guy i can't think of right now) tweet me and i'll let you know. The code is only good till next week. OK, time to go through the thread as i try to sleep. Tonight was hella fun. God damn the funkadactyls are freakin hot! I wish my woman had that kind of ass. Big thanks to hobblekitty for being my Jimmy Hart tonight. I really do appreciate it, and i hope i've made you all at least chuckle a bit. If i remember anything more through the haze, ill post it up. Night peeps. Might sleep in new DZ shirt. Wore it as Asscape all night too |
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