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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 10, 2013 14:01:43 GMT -6
LOCKDOWN, BROTHER.WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CH4MPI0NSHIP: STEEL CAGE MATCH
Bully Ray (challenger) vs. Jeff Hardy (Ch4mpi0n)
LETHAL LOCKDOWN: STEEL CAGE MATCH
Aces & Eights (Devon, Mr. Anderson, D.O.C, Garett and Knox) vs. Team TNA (Sting, Magnus, Samoa Joe, James Storm and Eric Young)
STEEL CAGE MATCH
Wes Brisco vs. Kurt Angle
WORLD TAG TEAM CH4MPI0NSHIP OF THE WORLD
Daniels & Kazarian vs. Bobby Roode & Austin Aries vs. Hernandez & Chavo Guerrero
KNOCKOUTS CH4MPI0NSHIP
Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky
X DIVISION CH4MPI0NSHIP
Zema Ion vs. Kenny King vs. Christian York
Joey Ryan vs. Joseph Park
Robbie E vs. Robbie T My notes and wizard attempts: Bully Ray beats Hardy, Aces & 8's involved, possible Bully heel turn. Aces & 8's beats Team TNA Brisco loses by DQ or wins by screwjob; Garrett Bischoff possibly involved Roode and Aries retain, hopefully leads to Kaz/Daniels feud. Velvet Sky retains, feud isn't over. King retains. Robbie T wins. Joseph Park wins. * Edit for that stupid FRAZZLEDAFF filter.
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 10, 2013 18:03:33 GMT -6
Fuckin crickets up in this bitch.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:07:33 GMT -6
This is a good opener!
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 10, 2013 18:10:34 GMT -6
Smiths: it just started, fuck you.
can't get stream #2 to go fullscreen wtf
Me neither, and it is the only stream worth a damn. I zoomed my browser but it isn't the same.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:11:45 GMT -6
Honestly, this is one of those matches that could go to any of the three.
I'd assume Kenny will retain, but a win for York would really justify all the years he has spent struggling, and Ion stealing the win from York or King can really cement him as an asshole heel.
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 10, 2013 18:15:59 GMT -6
Smiths: simmering chicken breast slices in olive oil, onion, green pepper, garlic, paprika.... mix that in with curry mixed with wasabi powder, red pepper, chili pepper.
all on top of sushi rice.
hell yeah Chicken sandwiches from Burger King! Wooooooooo!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:17:33 GMT -6
Smiths: simmering chicken breast slices in olive oil, onion, green pepper, garlic, paprika.... mix that in with curry mixed with wasabi powder, red pepper, chili pepper.
all on top of sushi rice.
hell yeah Chicken sandwiches from Burger King! Wooooooooo! Store brand cola and beef jerky wooooooo! |
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:18:03 GMT -6
This would be a great opener if Kenny king wasn;t obviously gonna win.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:19:15 GMT -6
Good high energy match to start the event!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:22:03 GMT -6
JOE PARK!!
In a million years, if you had told me this time last year that Abyss would completely reinvent himself as a lawyer with virtually no experience, and do it so damned convincingly, i wouldn't have believed you.
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 10, 2013 18:24:03 GMT -6
Mark out for marks!
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Post by hobblekitty on Mar 10, 2013 18:24:47 GMT -6
I'm sorry Joey, I am going to need a more convincing demonstration.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:26:46 GMT -6
Ryan bouncing off of Abyss= lol
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:27:17 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: JOE PARK!!
In a million years, if you had told me this time last year that Abyss would completely reinvent himself as a lawyer with virtually no experience, and do it so damned convincingly, i wouldn't have believed you. joe park.... the one thing that should never have worked. has worked. There is absolutely no reason it should have worked. By all rights, the crowd should have shit all over the angle. But he is such a fun character, so endearing, that he ended up more over than anyone could have imagined. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:29:26 GMT -6
HANDFUL OF CHEST HAIR!!!!
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:30:49 GMT -6
Taz AND Tenay giving random third announcer shit for lawyer puns.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:31:11 GMT -6
I FUCKING LOVED THAT MATCH!!! SO MUCH FUN!!!
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:33:29 GMT -6
HOGAN
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 10, 2013 18:33:32 GMT -6
Smiths: HAAHAHHAHAHA
even the facial expression picking the hairs off his hands.
goddamn.
I think it simply is the fact the TNA crowd was so willing to go along with it. They believed so much in just enjoying the show because TNA treats them as part of the show.. that it worked.
In WWE? Joe Park woulda come to the ring, Cena woulda made a "lol smark" comment to the camera and it woulda been done.
AHAHHAHA the shrugging while sitting on him It was a good match.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 10, 2013 18:34:09 GMT -6
Hogan fucks over Bubba?
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Post by styckx on Mar 10, 2013 18:35:07 GMT -6
TO NEW HEIGHTS SSHHHHBROTHER SHHHHUN NOW.. Jeloushhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:36:24 GMT -6
Of course you wish it could be you Hogan. Hell, I am half convinced Hogan walks out tonight the champ because HOGAN.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:37:16 GMT -6
Whar Hemme pan-up? WHAR?!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:37:54 GMT -6
Goddamn I love me some Gail Kim. So so so hot!
and looked pretty damn good in her topless pics, too.
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 10, 2013 18:39:03 GMT -6
Fuck. Missed the JoePa match.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:39:08 GMT -6
I can fap to this piss break.
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Post by styckx on Mar 10, 2013 18:39:47 GMT -6
Of course you wish it could be you Hogan. Hell, I am half convinced Hogan walks out tonight the champ because HOGAN. It's amazing how much they have spent on him and how little he's actually `elevated' the product or their ratings.. BrotheRrrRR |
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 10, 2013 18:40:48 GMT -6
Of course you wish it could be you Hogan. Hell, I am half convinced Hogan walks out tonight the champ because HOGAN. It's amazing how much they have spent on him and how little he's actually `elevated' the product or their ratings.. BrotheRrrRR Less people watch TNA now then did 2 or 3 years ago. Not a comment on the product, just a comment on the whole "Hogan has brought them viewers" thought process. |
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 10, 2013 18:41:03 GMT -6
Velvet with the flying clam!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 10, 2013 18:42:58 GMT -6
prediction - Velvet wins, Gail snaps and attacks the ref, and starts a Gail/Taryn feud
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