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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:36:41 GMT -6
The Gobbledygooker returns to in ring action, tonight on Impact Wrestling!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 18:40:26 GMT -6
lurch_E_bean: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : -- I looked on Thesaurus.com for a synonym for "barrage" as Magnus is basically just TNA's Wade Barett. The only word with an "m" is mugging. So who wants to be part of the Magnus Mugging?
Only if there's some hilariously British way to pronounce Mugging strangely, like with the Barrett Bear-Rahj. I think Magnus Massacre, pronounced Moss-a-Kruh.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:43:12 GMT -6
The Australian playing the American hero in a teabagger circlejerk fantasy.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:45:17 GMT -6
Jeremy Borash cannot pronounce that last syllable.
"Christian Yoooorrrrrrrrr!!!"
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:45:56 GMT -6
This is really his last opportunity to make anything of himself.
If nothing else, we know that with his history, he should put on a good match. Hopefully he'll come out on top of Ion.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:46:41 GMT -6
He easily has the most experience of Gut Check guys so far.
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:46:58 GMT -6
Can they put a botch counter on the screen?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:47:02 GMT -6
BAM BAM BIGELOW DID BETTER CARTWHEELS THAN THAT , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:47:44 GMT -6
I am impressed. He could easily fit in with the X-Division.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:49:06 GMT -6
I think he'd do better with more experienced opponents. Xema Botchon has limits....like say, almost paralyzing a guy kind of limits.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:51:10 GMT -6
Didn't go over, but didn't need to. York came out to silence and had people clapping and cheering for him within five minutes. He deserves a spot.
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:51:41 GMT -6
Good match.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:52:33 GMT -6
Despite a couple botches early on, once they got going it was a pretty good match.
Ion isn't the best person to hold an audition match with, but once they got going it was an above-average match.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:53:20 GMT -6
ODB up next? I hope EY got there with the fried chicken!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:58:33 GMT -6
I LIKE HOW STING TAUNTS THAT GUY ABOUT LOSING HIS MASK INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TRYING TO TAKE HIS MASK OFF , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:59:22 GMT -6
Bam! Boobs! I'm powerless against them.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:59:24 GMT -6
ODB!!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 19:01:34 GMT -6
I'm getting a kick out of the whats. WHAT? Is that wrong? WHAT?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 19:02:34 GMT -6
Ed Becker: I'm getting a kick out of the whats. WHAT? Is that wrong? WHAT? What?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 19:05:52 GMT -6
I liked ODB just kinda caught like a turtle on her back, ass in the air
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 19:06:28 GMT -6
At least she sold the schoolboy.
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Post by slamjack on Nov 1, 2012 19:06:36 GMT -6
This theme song manages to get worse the longer it does on.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 19:08:02 GMT -6
I like the velvet rope and clipboard. They're committed to this gimmick. Robbie E is the new Disco Inferno.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 19:08:32 GMT -6
YAY! Ryder got on Raw!
Wait... what day is it?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 19:09:49 GMT -6
On just about any other wrestler, you could call makeup "warpaint." On Jeff Hardy it's just stupid, juggalo bullsh*t.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 19:09:57 GMT -6
JEFF HARDY IS ACTUALLY MAKING HIMSELF LOOK CRAZIER THAN USUAL TONIGHT, BROTHER. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 19:11:01 GMT -6
IT DOES MAKE OPEN FIGHT NIGHT LOOK BETTER IF A LOWER CARD GUY LIKE ROBBIE E CAN CALL OUT THE WORLD CHAMPION , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 19:13:22 GMT -6
Why does the commercial for the new Call of Duty game have a lady on a horse in it? Is that a thing now? Call of Duty Horses?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 19:16:07 GMT -6
from facebook --
Dixie Carter President of TNA Wrestling
Just been told by Hulk. It will be Magnus vs Samoa Joe for the TV Title at Turning Point - No Disqualification!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 19:18:34 GMT -6
Here is your winner, and STILL Diva's Champion, Jeff HOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDYYYY!!
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