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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 13:59:32 GMT -6
Yes. All of this, plus Hogan getting unneeded TV time. TONIGHT.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 17:02:45 GMT -6
Giants won the World Series.
Niners on a bye week.
None of my FFL players going on TNF.
So...SENILITY HAS RETURNED TO THE IMPACT ZONE
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:02:26 GMT -6
CANCELLED MY USUAL THURSDAY PLANS, BECAUSE I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY, BROTHER. I THINK IT WENT WELL, SO I WON'T BE A RAMBLING, DRUNKEN ASSHOLE IN SMITHS' STEAD, BROTHER. I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH SOME GOOD OL' TNA AND ABUSE THE HOGAN BUTTON.
ALSO, WHY DOESN'T JEFF HARDY HAVE A TITLE BELT THAT MAKES THE DIVAS TITLE LOOK MASCULINE AND DIGNIFIED , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2012 18:03:14 GMT -6
WE OPEN WITH PARKS , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:03:53 GMT -6
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A HUMAN BEING , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:05:21 GMT -6
Let's not point out how it would be more logical for a lawyer to press charges for wrongful imprisonment and kidnapping, not to mention sue for damages.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:06:24 GMT -6
The stable isn't very badass if they flee at the sight of a 52 year old man.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:08:58 GMT -6
He was on the first show and didn't come back? Was he one of those wrestling penises?
Sadly, I wouldn't be surprised to find out the wrestling dicks were on several early episodes of TNA...
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:09:35 GMT -6
-- The masks are pointless if nobody knows or cares who's under the hood. Should've learned that with Devon.
-- ODB's boobs give her an unfair advantage in.....everything.
-- Anglo dreads are the worst. Even when they were in style. The new mullet.
-- Magnus is totally not just going to call out Samoa Joe again. No way, no how. It's only the dude he's feuded with for the last four months.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:14:22 GMT -6
-- I'm bored of the zombie commercial now.
-- Tara. The main figure in all my MILF fanasies. Her and Lisa Ann.
-- Sterilize me. Not a bad spot. Kind of funny.
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:14:50 GMT -6
"Sanitize me." lol
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:15:59 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: -- Magnus is totally not just going to call out Samoa Joe again. No way, no how. It's only the dude he's feuded with for the last four months. Wizard hat.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:16:23 GMT -6
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:16:33 GMT -6
GOOD CALL INTERRUPTING THAT PROMO, JOE, BROTHER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THE HELL HE WAS GOING WITH THAT, BROTHER. , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:20:30 GMT -6
Earl Hebner stops counting and goes outside the ring to yell at Joe for some reason...
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:21:02 GMT -6
-- Screwjob finish coming.
-- I looked on Thesaurus.com for a synonym for "barrage" as Magnus is basically just TNA's Wade Barett. The only word with an "m" is mugging. So who wants to be part of the Magnus Mugging?
-- Decent TV match as usual. TNA doesn't just have the guys do their key spots, aka playing the hits.
-- There isn't a whole lot of tension in this feud. Magnus needs to actually win some against Joe.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:21:40 GMT -6
Samoa Joe fell victim to a Magnus Mugging.
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:23:03 GMT -6
I've already seen too much Garrett Bischoff.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:25:35 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: -- I looked on Thesaurus.com for a synonym for "barrage" as Magnus is basically just TNA's Wade Barett. The only word with an "m" is mugging. So who wants to be part of the Magnus Mugging? Only if there's some hilariously British way to pronounce Mugging strangely, like with the Barrett Bear-Rahj.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:27:09 GMT -6
I'm here
did I miss anything?
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:27:22 GMT -6
Nice promo from joe.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:28:18 GMT -6
-- Actually Joe, old fashioned would be a match that has 3 rounds, and where going over the top rope is illegal.
-- What's with this voiceover sh*t?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:28:46 GMT -6
Jeff Hardy voice-over promo while he puts on make-up? Indeed, I'm unsure as well, good sir...
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:28:53 GMT -6
Needs more appletini.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:29:51 GMT -6
TNA's ring is very springy.
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:31:10 GMT -6
Nice swerve!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Nov 1, 2012 18:31:29 GMT -6
I knew that was coming as soon as he mentioned the Guerreros.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Nov 1, 2012 18:31:43 GMT -6
I love our Uncrowned World Tag Team Champions of the World.
FRAZZLEDRAFF!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Nov 1, 2012 18:33:57 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: I knew that was coming as soon as he mentioned the Guerreros. I forgot that he's doing Spanish PxP. In my defense, I've been forgetting a lot of shit lately.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Nov 1, 2012 18:35:53 GMT -6
God I love Kaz and Daniels!
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