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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 17, 2012 17:04:00 GMT -6
Well there's one bright spot for tonight's RAW - tonight's announce team will be Michael Cole, JBL and good ol' JR.
Expect Of the River to be up the creek when he moves on to another opponent. Sheamus is slated to face Big Show.
Wave bye-bye to bOrton as he takes a leave of absence to film "12 Rounds: Reloaded".
And how will the nect chapter of Cena-Punk play out?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 17:09:37 GMT -6
TONIGHT
JOHN CENA WAS COMPLETELY SCREWED BY THE NEFARIOUS AND DASTARDLY CM PUNK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. THAT SUPLEX WAS A THING OF BEAUTY. SO TONIGHT WE MAKE PUNK VS. CENA INSIDE
HELL IN A CELL.
DOLPH ZIGGLER AND RANDY ORTON WILL CONTINUE THEIR FEUD FOR NO APPARENT REASON, BECAUSE ZIGGLER NEEDS TO GET BURIED A LITTLE MORE BEFORE WE GIVE HIM THE BELT AND HAVE HIM LOSE IT TO SHEAMUS IN A REMATCH THE NEXT NIGHT ON RAW.
NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! WE FINALLY HEARD THE DEMANDS OF THE PEOPLE TO MAKE KANE A BIZARRELY LOVEABLE KLUTZ AND DANIEL BRYAN A CALMER VERSION OF A WHINY BITCHASS GOATFACE NERD. THEY WILL CONTINUE TO WIN DESPITE THEMSELVES AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I FUCKING HATE THIS STORY, LET'S HAVE THEM DROP THE BELTS TO THE PRIME TIME PLAYAZ AND MAKE BRYAN VS. KANE A MIDCARD FEUD FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.
MILLIONS O' DOLLAHS!
MILLIONS O' DOLLAHS!
ENOUGH OF THAT SHIT HERE COMES
THE BIG SHOW
MAKING HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO THE RING TO COMPLETELY DOMINATE THE ENTIRE SHOW. IN FACT, WE'LL MAKE THE WWE TITLE MATCH A TRIPLE THREAT WITH BIG SHOW. HE ADDS SO MUCH TO A MATCH.
ALL THIS AND MORE IN ABOUT ONE HOUR SO YOU BETTER FUCKING TUNE IN, SMARKS!
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 17, 2012 17:56:55 GMT -6
Man, Proboards is being shitty tonight.
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Post by morrius on Sept 17, 2012 18:01:36 GMT -6
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Post by styckx on Sept 17, 2012 18:02:58 GMT -6
One moron chanting EC-DUB...
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:03:44 GMT -6
NEW BELT TONIGHT? , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:04:51 GMT -6
WHAT?! No Twitter handle for Chad Patton?!
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:05:23 GMT -6
hey no one told me that Punk was wearing Yankee themed tights last night.
That had to make him sick.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:05:41 GMT -6
Senile Vince: WHAT?! No Twitter handle for Chad Patton?!
@vincesmonkeyboy
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:07:56 GMT -6
Heyman just mouthed "God I hate him"
What the funk is Cena wearing?
Where are the pink shorts bro?
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 17, 2012 18:09:13 GMT -6
RISE ABOVE CANCER , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 17, 2012 18:11:52 GMT -6
They are just so shameless with Cena.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 17, 2012 18:12:31 GMT -6
Hey John Boy, he's had multiple definitive decisions over you. Why does he need another one?
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:12:57 GMT -6
those cheers were clearly on Heyman's side but just like the RNC and the DNC if it doesn't fit the rhetoric they just ignore it and move on.
REJECT REALITY
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 17, 2012 18:13:58 GMT -6
Good freakin lord
Cena's revisionist history is one thing, but now he's revising 'now'?
those countless yes chants from the fans, and he calls it a No chant??
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:14:07 GMT -6
Okay I'm giving it a go. I'll probably be in and out, depending on how much the wife wants to tolerate WWE on TV. I got my homework done so I'm in a good mood. It'll be kettlebell time at some point tonight also.
Note about our fake International Championship of Friendship and Magic: the phrase is "Belly to back suplay," and it's post #150. It hasn't totally caught on yet, but goddurnit, I'm trying.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 17, 2012 18:14:17 GMT -6
Just what we need - Cena on the River.
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 18:14:42 GMT -6
They have three hours but they can't keep this shit in separate segments.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:14:50 GMT -6
My girl!! in a short skirt business suit....me likey
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:15:14 GMT -6
Oh fuck this motherfucker and his rented cars. Send him down to the midcard and give him a long US title run. He's a midcard heel and he'd be a good one, but he's not main event caliber, not yet.
And fuck AJ for different reasons altogether. Though she is good at what she does.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 17, 2012 18:15:53 GMT -6
Oh for the love of christ.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:15:57 GMT -6
AJ's got some great quads.
"Wait for it."
I like it. A How I Met Your Mother reference.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:16:02 GMT -6
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 18:16:03 GMT -6
We can't go one week without a useless clusterfuck.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:17:04 GMT -6
I'm guessing she announced a tag team main event? I missed it.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 17, 2012 18:17:06 GMT -6
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 17, 2012 18:17:30 GMT -6
Is the belief that since Sin Cara and Rey Rey can't get over on their own maybe they can if they combine them?
Why not just hire one full size masked Mexican?
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Post by styckx on Sept 17, 2012 18:17:34 GMT -6
So glad to see last night was a fluke and we're right back to shit
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:17:43 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: I'm guessing she announced a tag team main event? I missed it.
Cena and Sheamus vs. Punk and Del Rio.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:19:08 GMT -6
sharktrager: Is the belief that since Sin Cara and Rey Rey can't get over on their own maybe they can if they combine them?
Why not just hire ine full size masked Mexican?
HIS NAME...
HIS NAME IS ALBERTO DEL RIO!
BUT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT.
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