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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 17, 2012 18:43:21 GMT -6
Welcome back, Beth. Have a job.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:43:37 GMT -6
I like JBL grilling Layla. This is what heel commentary is supposed to sound like.
And a roll-up on Beth the Jobber. Nice knowing your career, Beth.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:44:27 GMT -6
Well there's one bright side here: it's a divas storyline that's actually about the championship, and not some other bullshit. Now watch WWE make it about Eve hating Layla's cat or something.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:45:13 GMT -6
I've decided that if Zack Ryder tweets #RyderOrRiot on Raw, he's not going to be on Raw.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:47:49 GMT -6
"buy a ten pound vodaphone"
that's fucking heavy
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 18:49:13 GMT -6
Look at these guys who didn't even face him at the ppv!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:50:30 GMT -6
"I think it set television back about thirty or forty minutes."
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:51:03 GMT -6
Oh Slater.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:51:41 GMT -6
SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH JBL AND ALL THE OBSCURE ASS REFERENCES SOMEONE TAKE HIS FUCKING IPAD FROM HIM THIS ISN'T WIKIPEDIA YOU ASSHOLE |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:53:32 GMT -6
Cesaro vs the Dancing Bear, huh? So much for that "now or never" push for Cesaro.
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 18:54:19 GMT -6
Jesus, we aren't even an hour in.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:54:52 GMT -6
Miz TV? That's the best they could do, a riff on his past on MTV? Why not, "Oh really?" or "For Realz," or something like that?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 18:56:53 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Miz TV? That's the best they could do, a riff on his past on MTV? Why not, "Oh really?" or "For Realz," or something like that?
WE ASKED NBC IF WE COULD CALL IT "REALLY?! WITH THE MIZ" BUT LORNE MICHAELS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:58:03 GMT -6
Quit using Kevin Rudolph, WWE. The guy looks like he just rolled out of bed after staying up until 5:30 am, watching Scooby Doo and toking a unicorn statue bong. And he sings like it.
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Post by styckx on Sept 17, 2012 18:58:34 GMT -6
 Motherfucker. Holy shit.. I can't believe they did it. |
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 17, 2012 18:58:57 GMT -6
Oh yes, just what I never wanted - more opportunities to listen to Miz pontificate about himself.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 18:59:13 GMT -6
Crappy name aside, I'm down with a Miz talk segment. The belt should sit on a table between the two chairs though. He shouldn't have to mess with it while he's talking.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 19:00:41 GMT -6
And yes the unicorn statue bong is a reference to the League. Or Wet Hot American Summer. I watched both yesterday, so I can't remember.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 19:01:06 GMT -6
why is there seating for like eleven when there are two people there and they're both standing
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 17, 2012 19:01:42 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Quit using Kevin Rudolph, WWE. The guy looks like he just rolled out of bed after staying up until 5:30 am, watching Scooby Doo and toking a unicorn statue bong. And he sings like it.
 Who the hell would want to smoke (tobacco) out of that thing? Look how tiny the receptacle is!!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 19:03:07 GMT -6
Senile Vince: why is there seating for like eleven when there are two people there and they're both standing
I liked it better when the talk segments weren't in the ring, but were on a platform off to the side of the entrance.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 17, 2012 19:03:39 GMT -6
Man, the fans are crapping all over this segment.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 19:04:10 GMT -6
Ah goddammit, no! Don't job the Miz out to fucking Ryberg! Goddammit, no! No! FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 19:04:17 GMT -6
FEED ME WHORES
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 19:04:17 GMT -6
IT'S TIME TO MAKE RYBERG AN ACTUAL CHARACTER AND NOT A SIDESHOW ATTRACTION! HA HA, FUCK YOU MIZ! |
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 19:04:50 GMT -6
I hope he picks up the couch and does his march around the ring with it.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 19:05:15 GMT -6
Those Goldberg chants aren't fucking ironic, Vince!!!
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Post by slamjack on Sept 17, 2012 19:05:59 GMT -6
That's real fear in Miz's face, that Ryberg might actually break his neck.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2012 19:06:14 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Those Goldberg chants aren't fucking ironic, Vince!!!
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I CREATED THIS IDEA MYSELF.
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOVIE OR THAT SYNDICATED SERIES BASED ON THE MOVIE
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 17, 2012 19:07:28 GMT -6
slamjack: That's real fear in Miz's face, that Ryberg might actually break his neck.
RyBotch!!! Feed! Me! Wellness!
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