Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2012 13:24:34 GMT -6
TONIGHT:
PAUL HEYMAN & CM PUNK
NEW DANGEROUS ALLIANCE? HEYMAN AS GM? NAH, WE JUST WANTED THE SMARKS HOOKED BEFORE CENA PINS PUNK CLEAN ON SUNDAY, DEFENDS CLEAN IN A REMATCH, AND GOES ON TO FACE THE ROCK FOR THE TITLE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE. HEYMAN SCREWS PUNK SO THAT HIS REAL CLIENT GETS A REMATCH AGAINST CENA FOR THE BELT AT WRESTLEMANIA. WE'LL HAVE PUNK FACE MIZ FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE.
JOHN CENA WILL SELL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THE GTS ON THE CAR LAST WEEK
BY NOT SHOWING UP UNTIL 10:50 AND GIVING A HEARTFELT SPEECH TO THE WWE UNIVERSE. FOR TWENTY MINUTES, COMMERCIAL-FREE, WITH NO RESPONSE FROM PUNK WHATSOEVER.
RAW GENERAL MANAGER AJ LEE
WILL CONTINUE TO BE A BATSHIT CRAZY BIASED UNFIT-FOR-HER-JOB WHACKO IN PANTSUITS THAT GIVE YOURS TRULY A KICKASS BONER. SHE AND
VICKIE G.
WILL HAVE A MATCH AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS FOR THE RAW GM SPOT, WHICH WILL END WITH ME EJACULATING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE RING AND WHOEVER IS CLOSEST TO "GROUND ZERO" WILL GET THE JOB.
OH, AND
KANE AND DANIEL BRYAN
WILL HAVE A MATCH AT THE PPV, NO MORE ANGER MANAGEMENT. KANE WILL STILL BE THE BIG ANGRY MONSTER AND DANIEL BRYAN WILL STILL BE A WHINY BITCH-ASS GOATFACED NERD WHO LOSES MATCHES BECAUSE OF THE CROWD. HEY, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T WEAR A SOCK ON HIS ARM THAT HE SUDDENLY DECIDES IS A SEPARATE ENTITY THAT IS ALSO A PENIS.
ALL THIS AND MORE
TONIGHT AT 8e/7c ON USA!
DON'T FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR
FUCKING MONEY
THIS SUNDAY SO I CAN CONTINUE TO WIPE MY ASS WITH FRESHLY PRINTED BLEACH-DIPPED $20 BILLS.
PAUL HEYMAN & CM PUNK
NEW DANGEROUS ALLIANCE? HEYMAN AS GM? NAH, WE JUST WANTED THE SMARKS HOOKED BEFORE CENA PINS PUNK CLEAN ON SUNDAY, DEFENDS CLEAN IN A REMATCH, AND GOES ON TO FACE THE ROCK FOR THE TITLE AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE. HEYMAN SCREWS PUNK SO THAT HIS REAL CLIENT GETS A REMATCH AGAINST CENA FOR THE BELT AT WRESTLEMANIA. WE'LL HAVE PUNK FACE MIZ FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE.
JOHN CENA WILL SELL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF THE GTS ON THE CAR LAST WEEK
BY NOT SHOWING UP UNTIL 10:50 AND GIVING A HEARTFELT SPEECH TO THE WWE UNIVERSE. FOR TWENTY MINUTES, COMMERCIAL-FREE, WITH NO RESPONSE FROM PUNK WHATSOEVER.
RAW GENERAL MANAGER AJ LEE
WILL CONTINUE TO BE A BATSHIT CRAZY BIASED UNFIT-FOR-HER-JOB WHACKO IN PANTSUITS THAT GIVE YOURS TRULY A KICKASS BONER. SHE AND
VICKIE G.
WILL HAVE A MATCH AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS FOR THE RAW GM SPOT, WHICH WILL END WITH ME EJACULATING IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE RING AND WHOEVER IS CLOSEST TO "GROUND ZERO" WILL GET THE JOB.
OH, AND
KANE AND DANIEL BRYAN
WILL HAVE A MATCH AT THE PPV, NO MORE ANGER MANAGEMENT. KANE WILL STILL BE THE BIG ANGRY MONSTER AND DANIEL BRYAN WILL STILL BE A WHINY BITCH-ASS GOATFACED NERD WHO LOSES MATCHES BECAUSE OF THE CROWD. HEY, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T WEAR A SOCK ON HIS ARM THAT HE SUDDENLY DECIDES IS A SEPARATE ENTITY THAT IS ALSO A PENIS.
ALL THIS AND MORE
TONIGHT AT 8e/7c ON USA!
DON'T FORGET TO GIVE ME YOUR
FUCKING MONEY
THIS SUNDAY SO I CAN CONTINUE TO WIPE MY ASS WITH FRESHLY PRINTED BLEACH-DIPPED $20 BILLS.
