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Post by silgryphon on Aug 19, 2012 20:43:58 GMT -6
Well ok then Brock wins
Shitty match
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:01 GMT -6
Gagne took the clean loss. I am impressed.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:05 GMT -6
Holy crap, he did the job, and he actually PUT OVER BORK.
I think not only did I lose this wizard hat, I have to give back all the previous hats I've won.
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Post by desertgeek on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:19 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: desertgeek: I'll laugh so hard if Bork is having real life stomach problems now.
I wouldn't be. His condition can kill him.
Well, that part wouldn't be funny. But the whole "I'm going back to wrestling despite having this life threatening condition" would be just desserts.
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Post by sharktrager on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:19 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: desertgeek: I'll laugh so hard if Bork is having real life stomach problems now.
I wouldn't be. His condition can kill him.
Yep. Diverticulitis put a friend of mine in the hospital for two weeks with a perforated bowel. They had to remove a foot of large intestine and resection it. I have it. It sucks.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:23 GMT -6
FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED?
I get a new feed just as the ref raises Bork's hand!
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:44:57 GMT -6
So what happens for the next 15 minutes?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:45:12 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: It would almost be nice if, to sort of make up for the atrocious booking of the Cena-Lesnar match, Gagne really did sacrifice himself and do the job. Think about it, he hasn't been squashed since that match with Warrior, and that was when? 1996?
Ha! Covered my ass! It's mine!!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 19, 2012 20:46:09 GMT -6
Damien Sandow gets his revenge!
Or Punk wants to end the show.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:46:15 GMT -6
LucklessWonder: So what happens for the next 15 minutes?
About 15 minutes of, "Oh he's so brave," and other Owen-voicing bullshit.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Aug 19, 2012 20:46:23 GMT -6
there.... okay he tapped out. and king DID HE BREAK HIS ARM!?!?!?!?!?! fuck stupid so now what does Brock get from this again? what does HHH get from this? JESUS WHAT A FIGHT says Michael Cole Lesnar made HHH tap. I think the last guy who did that was Lord Voldemort. You better believe he gets something from that.
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Post by slamjack on Aug 19, 2012 20:46:28 GMT -6
Oh snap, he's going to walk out with a BROKEN ARM. HE ARE TOUGH GUY.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:47:31 GMT -6
hahaha, love the fucking smark crowd!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:47:36 GMT -6
@crankyvince
A FINISH THAT FRANKLY SPEAKING, I REGRET. FUCK.
And as an aside, this crowd is pretty damn smarky.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:47:43 GMT -6
sharktrager: Today at 9:43pm , Auntie Cheesus wrote:Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : desertgeek: I'll laugh so hard if Bork is having real life stomach problems now.
I wouldn't be. His condition can kill him.
Yep. Diverticulitis put a friend of mine in the hospital for two weeks with a perforated bowel. They had to remove a foot of large intestine and resection it.
I have it.
It sucks.
My partner has a relatively mild case. He can't eat any heavy sauces, nothing fatty and foods like iceberg lettuce and black pepper cause him to crap blood for days afterwards.
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Post by desertgeek on Aug 19, 2012 20:49:41 GMT -6
The only way this is acceptable is if HHH never wrestles again.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:49:49 GMT -6
why are we sticking with this? and why isn't there sad Hulk music to accompany his depressed walk back up the ramp?
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:49:58 GMT -6
Kharma to implant bust HHH in 3 2 1
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:50:00 GMT -6
Smiths: Cuvis the Conqueror: Today at 10:44pm, Smiths wrote:there....
okay
he tapped out.
and king
DID HE BREAK HIS ARM!?!?!?!?!?!
fuck stupid
so now what does Brock get from this again?
what does HHH get from this?
JESUS WHAT A FIGHT says Michael Cole
Lesnar made HHH tap. I think the last guy who did that was Lord Voldemort. You better believe he gets something from that.
no, he won't have to show up again till maybe royal rumble if they care.
As my wizard post stated above, this was a way to get Lesnar's heat back after they protected their golden goose. They realized it was stupid to job him to Cena, so Triple H actually did something good for THIS BUSINESS and not only did the job, he spent 80% of the match selling for the man.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:50:30 GMT -6
THAT WAS IT? THIS FUCKING BLOWS
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:51:24 GMT -6
screw it, i'mma go barbeque.
See y'all tomorrow for three more hours of collective masochism.
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Post by slamjack on Aug 19, 2012 20:51:33 GMT -6
Good ending to the match, shit ending for the show.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 19, 2012 20:52:15 GMT -6
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:52:30 GMT -6
That ending would have worked 1,000 x better if they put the last match on before the WWE Championship Triple Threat
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:52:53 GMT -6
Wait, did I hear that right? HHH put over Brock and retired from in-ring action?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:53:44 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: Wait, did I hear that right? HHH put over Brock and retired from in-ring action?
not a fucking chance in hell that actually happened. Sad Hunter was sad, and Cole & King put on their Owen voices.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:54:17 GMT -6
Is Triple H doing this too little, too late? That's a separate question. I agree with the consensus here. Lesnar should've destroyed Cena and run through Triple H. He should've been booked as the one, true, badass and unstoppable guy. With the limited appearance contract and his UFC history, it's the one way that makes sense. Whenever Lesnar shows, people should cower. They should be watching their asses. With a loss against Cena and a win against Triple H, he's basically even. He isn't any more special than anyone else on the roster, other than just being Brock Lesnar.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:55:32 GMT -6
@crankyvince
IN GORILLA, AVOIDING @heymanhustle'S ATTEMPTS FOR A BIG FAT OILY HUG.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:57:52 GMT -6
All I can say is, if I'd paid for that pile of crap show, I would be at the next WWE appearance in Dallas looking to get my money back or plant a foot up someone's ass.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:58:03 GMT -6
Ziggles/Y2J was a great opener, the ADR/Sheamus match was surprisingly good, but the screwy ending torpedoed it, and the Triple Threat was about as good as you can expect from those three, with a slight demerit for the AJ interruption/delay.
The rest stank like fetid monkey crotch. I say this Summerslam gets 4.5/10
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