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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:16:21 GMT -6
STEROIDS. STEROIDS EVERYWHERE. Sponsored by Jimmy Johns TM
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:16:29 GMT -6
Kevin Rudolf sounds like shit without autotune.Bork/Gagne recap makes me ask yet again, WHY IS BROCK THE HEEL HERE?
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Post by desertgeek on Aug 19, 2012 20:16:59 GMT -6
Senile Vince: Kevin Rudolf sounds like shit without autotune.
If you need autotune to sound good, don't get in the fucking music business. End of discussion.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:17:23 GMT -6
LucklessWonder: I thought the official languages of Switzerland were French and German. Also, who is this asshole singing?
French, German, Italian and Romansh. Romansh is spoken by about 1% of the population, mostly in the canton of Grisons. The language is best described as a form of spoken Latin from when the Romans invaded the area.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2012 20:18:39 GMT -6
LIKE SERIOUSLY IS IT WEIRD FOR A GENIUS VISIONARY BILLIONAIRE SUPERBUSINESSMAN DRIPPING WITH MASCULINITY TO GET A BONER WATCHING THIS?
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MAN, I FORGOT HOW WELL STEPH CAN ACT..
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:19:02 GMT -6
And Shawn Michaels does all the selling we'll actually see in this match.
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Post by silgryphon on Aug 19, 2012 20:19:16 GMT -6
Hey Smiths, Drew does post alot on facebook. Try him there
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Post by sharktrager on Aug 19, 2012 20:20:19 GMT -6
It makes me cry when I see bands that much worse than the one I was in.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:20:43 GMT -6
It is very interesting to see a guy who won a legit title get jobbed out to a guy who has 13 fake ones. They did it with Shamrock, after all.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 19, 2012 20:20:55 GMT -6
BORK LASER!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:21:05 GMT -6
Again, from the Grantland article (seriously, read it. it's damn good)
And in the main event, WWE chief operating officer Triple H will take on NCAA champion wrestler turned pro wrestler turned UFC fighter turned pro wrestler Brock Lesnar in a match where the face-heel alignment is almost at odds with itself: Devil-may-care badass versus corporate suit is a story we've seen before in Austin vs. McMahon and Cena vs. John Laurinaitis, but this time we're supposed to boo Lesnar, the rebel, and root for Triple H, The Man. Even with help from his loathsome representative Paul Heyman, Lesnar is almost too badass to be bad, so this past Monday he crippled Shawn Michaels on Raw. Michaels is Triple H's buddy and probably the only universally beloved wrestler in recent memory. If anything could solidify Lesnar's villainy, this is it. After he beats the hell out of Triple H on Sunday, it will be interesting to see whether the crowd sympathizes with the COO's misery or the cage fighter's determination.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:21:24 GMT -6
Does anyone care to break down what this match will cost WWE per minute to have Brock away from his duck blind in Minnesota?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:22:33 GMT -6
Here's what baffles me most of all. This is the easiest match in the world to book. You didn't even need a heel. It's Triple H vs Brock Lesnar. It books itself. None of this, "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY KIDS!" crap was even necessary.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:24:05 GMT -6
They didn't need to kayfabe breaking Shawn's arm. I mean, for fuck's sake, the second Taker/HHH bout was them pointing at the fucking Wrestlemania sign half the time. That's all they needed then, why all this bullcrap now?
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:24:39 GMT -6
Here's what baffles me most of all. This is the easiest match in the world to book. You didn't even need a heel. It's Triple H vs Brock Lesnar. It books itself. None of this, "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY KIDS!" crap was even necessary. Seriously. All it needed was "You. Me. Summerslam" Boom! MILLIONS OF BUYS
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Aug 19, 2012 20:24:49 GMT -6
This gets the super-special ring announcing, but the title match doesn't?
PUNK IS RIGHT
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:24:57 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Here's what baffles me most of all. This is the easiest match in the world to book. You didn't even need a heel. It's Triple H vs Brock Lesnar. It books itself. None of this, "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY KIDS!" crap was even necessary.
especially since Steph had no problems talking about Paul E's kids.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:25:10 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Does anyone care to break down what this match will cost WWE per minute to have Brock away from his duck blind in Minnesota?
$12,000.00 per minute. Roughly the same rate one hit with a coffee tray cost me to NOT be arrested for assault.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:25:18 GMT -6
It's what I thought. Two egomaniacs no-selling each other.
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 19, 2012 20:25:31 GMT -6
So this gets a formal intro and the title match doesn't?
Also, since Heyman picked on Steph and the kids and Brock broke his bff's arm, does HHH get any Be a Star counseling?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 19, 2012 20:27:29 GMT -6
Gagne is more hardcore. He actually killed a man...
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Post by desertgeek on Aug 19, 2012 20:28:04 GMT -6
Michael Cole watches UFC. Vince is losing his shit for that.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:28:30 GMT -6
This is going to be another one of those, "Brock destroys the top WWE guy for 20 minutes, then goes down after two moves," matches.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Aug 19, 2012 20:29:30 GMT -6
The sensible result for future booking is Bork winning clean. What are the chances of that actually happening? Zero?
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Post by silgryphon on Aug 19, 2012 20:30:12 GMT -6
He sure is selling an arm that was broken, but never really was
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:30:28 GMT -6
Even the cat is watching this match with a "WTF is this shit?" look on her face.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 19, 2012 20:30:40 GMT -6
I'll give this match 1 star so far for having more ring psychology than probably any other match had the whole night.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 19, 2012 20:31:25 GMT -6
This is going to be another one of those, "Brock destroys the top WWE guy for 20 minutes, then goes down after two moves," matches.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Aug 19, 2012 20:31:57 GMT -6
Aw, does Brock suffer from coke nose? No way that whiff should have drawn blood.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 19, 2012 20:32:04 GMT -6
LucklessWonder: The sensible result for future booking is Bork winning clean. What are the chances of that actually happening? Zero?
i'd give it 25%. there's always the chance that they'll do the right thing.
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