It's Smackdown on SyFy time - 8PM E/7 PM C

[Auntie Cheesus]

Non-spoiler match listing for tonight:

Intercontinental Title Match:
-The Miz (c) vs. Christian

-Ryback vs. Jinder Mahal

-Sheamus vs. Cody Rhodes

Non-Title Match:
-Santino Marella vs. Antonio Cesaro

Fatal Four Way Match To Determine #1 Contender to World Title:
-Daniel Bryan vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Kane

[verbaltoxin]

I'll be watching the Olympics. I don't expect them to televise weightlifting at a reasonable time or at all, but one can dream.

[lurch_E_bean]

Wooo! Hand Teen recap!

[Auntie Cheesus]

Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: I'll be watching the Olympics. I don't expect them to televise weightlifting at a reasonable time or at all, but one can dream.


July 28 - (All times Central Daylight Time)
9:30a Women's 48kg/106 lbs - Group A

July 29 -
4:00a Men's 56kg/123 lbs - Group B
6:30a Women's 53kg/117 lbs - Group B
9:30a Women's 53kg/117 lbs - Group A
1:00p Men's 56kg/123 lbs - Group A

July 30 -

4:00a Men's 62kg/137 lbs - Group B
6:30a Women's 58kg/128 lbs - Group B
9:30a Women's 58kg/128 lbs - Group A
1:00p Men's 62kg/137 lbs - Group A

July 31

4:00a Men's 69kg/152 lbs - Group B
9:30a Women's 63kg/139 lbs - Group A
1:00p Men's 69kg/152 lbs - Group A

August 01

4:00a Men's 77kg/170 lbs - Group B
6:30a Women's 69kg/152 lbs - Group B
9:30a Women's 69kg/152 lbs - Group A
1:00p Men's 77kg/170 lbs - Group A

August 03

4:00a Men's 85kg/187 lbs - Group B
6:30a Women's 75kg/165 lbs - Group B
9:30a Women's 75kg/165 lbs - Group A
1:00p Men's 85kg/187 lbs - Group A

August 04

9:30a Men's 94kg/207 lbs - Group B
1:00p Men's 94kg/207 lbs - Group A

August 05

9:30a Women's +75kg/+165 lbs - Group A

August 06

9:30a Men's 105kg/231 lbs - Group B
1:00p Men's 105kg/231 lbs - Group A

August 07

9:30a Men's +105kg/+231 lbs - Group B
1:00p Men's +105kg/+231 lbs - Group A

There's your schedule. If you're on a cable or satellite provider and have CNBC and/or MSNBC as part of your package, you can have free streaming Olympics at www.nbcolympics.com/index.html.

[lurch_E_bean]

So did Christian just Tweet "YOU THIS YOU YOU THIS! THIS YOU! YOU YOU THIS! FLUUUUUUKKKKEEEEE!!!!"

[lurch_E_bean]

That was a pretty good match to start things off. It's like I'm not even watching WWE!

[lurch_E_bean]

Unleash the Ryberg!

I'm going to be the only one in this thread, aren't I?



Yeah, I don't know either, dude...

[lurch_E_bean]

You already showed us the shocking ending during that recap you started the show with, but whatever...

[verbaltoxin]

Okay, I guess I'm watching this shit. I'm about 4/5ths the way through a bottle of mead, so whatever.

[lurch_E_bean]

Nice giant Sonic cups on the announce table there.

[verbaltoxin]

I have always hated WWE's overpowered babyfaces. Rock shouldn't be able to knock someone down with such weak-looking punches.

Also I noticed Roidy was blown up after the Big Show spot.

And amazingly, they didn't edit out the cheers for Punk after the GTS.

[verbaltoxin]

FUCK THIS TOUT BULLSHIT!!!

[lurch_E_bean]

I wasn't expecting them to have all pro-CM Punk Touts there.

Good old Daniel Bryan calling it like it is.

[verbaltoxin]

Do I think you're done with AJ? NO

Do I think you should be? YES! YES! YES!

And yes, good comeback about the Rock. It's good to see even WWE acknowledges it, even though they still insult us with the Superman push every time he shows up.

[Auntie Cheesus]

Sounds like I need to watch this on Universal HD tomorrow night.

It's our 7th anniversary, he wanted to watch the opening ceremonies.

[verbaltoxin]

Ziggler teasing cashing in the briefcase.

[lurch_E_bean]

Ziggler is here, MitB briefcase, asscape, and Vickie in tow.

[lurch_E_bean]

I think Sheamus ran into, then out of the path of that moonsault.

[lurch_E_bean]

Jericho stole Ziggler's asscape shirt! That bastard!

[verbaltoxin]

Jericho and Swagger share the same barber.

[lurch_E_bean]

US Champion in a non-title match? Large bet on Antonio Cesaro.

I didn't read the spoilers, so it's still real to me.

[verbaltoxin]

CLAUDIO!

[lurch_E_bean]

Jonathan Toews with the goal!

[verbaltoxin]

If I ever see Damian Sandow in public, I'm going to call out to him, "Thank you, sir!"

If he asks, "For what?"

I'll answer, "For your gracious presence, of course!"

[lurch_E_bean]

No Sandow on the mic? Boo!

[lurch_E_bean]

Oh thank God he has a mic now.

Also, how was Sandow's match a bigger squash than Ryberg's?

[verbaltoxin]

lurchebean: No Sandow on the mic? Boo!


Ah, post-match. Great promo too.

"I am...your martyr. You're welcome."

[lurch_E_bean]

What in the blue hell is Shazam?

Besides that Shaq movie...

[lurch_E_bean]

Daniel Bryan must finally feel like a big man in there wrestling with Mysterio.

[lurch_E_bean]

Mysterio must have seen the new Batman movie, since he's sporting some Two-Face/Riddler hybrid ring gear. Or he's just a huge Batman Forever fan...