Smiths is a goddamn communist and won't watch Impact tonight

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Fuckin pussy

[Smart Ass Monkey]

EY causing dissention between Lashley and Kurt! Nice! I love him as a shit disturber.

What I love less is goddamn motherfucking Comcast fucking internet bullshit with less than dial-up internet speed coming from the new wifi router.

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Kurt/Bobby/EY for the title!

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fuckin gonna miss the show while dealing with comcast

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Holy hell, I'm finally done with too many hours of dealing with Comcast

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I love that EY is still a championship contender. He wasn't dropped down to the bottom of the midcard after losing the title, as would have happened in the WWE

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Apr 10, 2015 20:40:55 GMT -6 Smiths said:

Smart Ass Monkey: Holy hell, I'm finally done with too many hours of dealing with Comcast

the fuck was that about

this episode feels like.... rewriting all characters.... not sure why. but it keeping it kinda mixed up for the crowd and they not quiet so it may be working

fuckin new router wasn't set up right internally. they escalated me to level 3 support before finally getting things fixed. And bonus, it was an American, in America!

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Smiths: So which one was Camacho?

Mika. Mohawk guy. Mexican in the WWE, actually Haku's kid.

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I wiki'd Haku during the commercial

In 1987, Haku had a backstage fight with Jesse Barr (who wrestled in the WWF as Jimmy Jack Funk) which allegedly resulted in Fifita gouging one of Barr's eyeballs out, causing Barr to later wear a glass eye. After this fight, Fifita had a reputation that steered wrestlers away from backstage confrontations. Regarding the rumor, Fifita, in a 2011 interview, stated "I didn't take his eyeballs off. I was ready to, my hands were in there, ready to take his eye off, but then I realized how stupid we were. Here we are brothers on the road together. I told Jim after all these things, and he got fired for it, and all these things here, and I feel bad for him, Jim. It was something that happened at that moment."[12]

Mexican wrestling superstar El Canek was teaming with El Satanico and Pirata Morgan opposite Haku, Dos Caras, and Villano III in EMLL. Canek, at the time the champion of the UWA promotion, was not aware of Haku's reputation and was angry that Haku was getting the loudest reactions of the crowd. Canek tried to legitimately beat him up during the match. Canek learned that it was almost impossible to do that, and, the EMLL wrestlers who knew of his reputation, were said to be amused by the incident.

In another incident, Fifita got into an altercation with some men at the Baltimore Airport bar who called wrestling "fake", and during the fight, Fifita bit off the nose of one of the men. Fifita stated, "Yeah. It was in Baltimore Airport. There was a hotel there. We were staying at another hotel – the Marriott or something. There was another hotel there, though. It was hopping at the time. The music was playing and it was packed. It was during the week I believe. Me and Siva Afi went over and there were lots of babyfaces there at the bar. So we went and sat in the other corner away from them. When they were ready to close, we had a few drinks, and on our way out there were five guys just sitting there. Of course, the same thing came out. The 'fake' stuff. 'Hey, are you guys with those guys – wrestlers? The fake wrestlers on TV?' You know. I said, 'Yeah. I'll show you.' And I reached over without thinking – there are four other guys there (laughs) – grabbed his face, and bit his nose off. Then the fight started. Me and Siva kind of cleaned house there and left. I'll never forget it (laughs)."[13]

Wrestler Perry Saturn, when asked who would win a bar fight between several legitimately tough wrestlers, said, "Tonga. Nobody else would stand a chance. Not even a question. He could kill everyone without blinking and there is nothing anyone could do about it."[14][15]

Jake "The Snake" Roberts said during one of his shoot interviews: "If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he's mine, right? Well the first thing I'm going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don't want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me.".[16] In an interview with renowned sports commentator Michael Schiavello, Hulk Hogan was asked to name the legitimate toughest wrestler he knew and he said "Haku for sure".[17] Famous wrestler and Hollywood actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who is related to Fifita, made similar statements and recounted the nose-biting story.

In a shoot interview Bobby Heenan talked extensively about Meng and referred to him as the toughest man he has ever met. The most extreme story he shared was in regards to a bar fight in which he claimed Meng "took his two fingers on his right hand, his index finger and trigger finger, and he reached into the guy's mouth and he broke off the guy's bottom teeth." Heenan said that if he hadn't been there and seen it himself, he wouldn't believe it. Heenan was also close friends with Andre the Giant and claimed that the only two men in the world that Andre feared were Meng and Harley Race.[16] Heenan also praised Fifita as a good-hearted family man, who wanted nothing more than to feed his family.

In a shoot interview,[18] Arn Anderson said "Bar none, the toughest wrestler I ever faced was Meng". When Ric Flair was asked which wrestler would do well in MMA, he said "Don’t ever think that anybody would mess with Haku. If he was a young guy and he got into MMA, my god — he’d have done everything! He was the toughest son of a bitch I’ve ever met in my whole life. No lie, take my word for it." [19]

[Smart Ass Monkey]

Kurt with a moonsault for the win???

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EY has done so great since his heel turn!

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Smiths: writing out lashley for a bit?

Same thing EY did to Rooooo

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Smiths: haha just read that Haku shit. holy hell.

figger'd you'd like that