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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 19:43:38 GMT -6
Wyatt needs this win
which makes me fear a Cena victory
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:45:41 GMT -6
Is this about the time where I start bitching about dry cage matches?
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 19:47:40 GMT -6
it's a "B" PPV. He can lose. Exactly.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 19:48:25 GMT -6
Is this about the time where I start bitching about dry cage matches? I'm surprised you waited so long
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 19:49:38 GMT -6
oh good. Emphasize the fact that Bray can't beat Cena on his own.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:49:41 GMT -6
I've gotten better color shaving.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:50:36 GMT -6
I wonder where Harper falls under the "Handkerchief Code."
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:52:59 GMT -6
Okay... we should have triple juice now.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 19:53:23 GMT -6
This match is doing nothing for the Wyatt Family. 1-on-1, 2-on-1, 3-on-1, they are made to look ineffectual against Cena.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 19:54:06 GMT -6
This match is doing nothing for the Wyatt Family. 1-on-1, 2-on-1, 3-on-1, they are made to look ineffectual against Cena. VINTAGE CENA
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 19:55:10 GMT -6
Do giant Gorillas climb any different than a regular sized Gorilla?
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:55:47 GMT -6
Quadruple juice?
Christ. My armchair match calling will make Schick stock skyrocket.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 19:56:27 GMT -6
This is the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.. I can't.. Just stop..
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 19:57:45 GMT -6
Okay, I'll be the first...
That kid sells better than Cena.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 19:58:59 GMT -6
OH LOOK IT'S SAD AND DEJECTED CENA!!! SO ORIGINAL!!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 19:59:19 GMT -6
in the end, a creepy kid cost Cena the match. Not anything any of the three wrestlers did, but the distorted song stylings of a little kid. The Wyatt Family looks worse after the victory than they did after Bray lost at Mania.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 19:59:51 GMT -6
Painfully overbooked.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 20:00:19 GMT -6
I'm pretty sure Vince Russo ejaculated multiple times to that match.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:01:51 GMT -6
Fuck the finish. I thought the whole match was wrong. Shoulda had fewer, if any shenanigans with Wyatt going over.
/look out for the ref selling cotton candy...
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 20:03:18 GMT -6
MY FUCKING GOD ENOUGH CROSBY How are they sucking his dick so hard when it is only 1-0? Do Pittsburgh people even like him? He's the biggest pussy in hockey. He dives more than soccer players
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:12:51 GMT -6
JBL chilling.. and in background: Cena and Wyatts. KAYFABE!!!
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:13:41 GMT -6
How nice. They're giving the kid a free gimmick.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:21:52 GMT -6
Fucking jeff from the ring crew left his fucking kendo stick under the ring again...
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:24:15 GMT -6
Lilian flinching has been a solid part of the show thus far.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:25:43 GMT -6
owfunnyboneowfunnyboneowowowowowow
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:26:50 GMT -6
Nice to see the spanish announcers have their urine samples ready...
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:29:58 GMT -6
Kendo sticks must've been on sale this week.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 20:30:33 GMT -6
Oh Christ.. Backstage brawls are always fucking gay
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 20:31:35 GMT -6
The foreshadowing of the electric sparks is making my butthole clench.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 20:31:49 GMT -6
The Taurus is about to get sent to the Brisco Bros. Body Shop
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