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Post by Auntie Cheesus on May 4, 2014 15:55:56 GMT -6
Just when you thought it was safe: TONIGHT Stephanie sics Kane on Daniel Bryan. How long before Kane figures out he's actually a Chihuahua with a steroid addiction? How long before Bryan makes enough cash to tell Trips and Nips to fuck off and pulls a CM Punk? TONIGHT The Shield faces Evolution. Which means exactly Jack and shit since Batista is taking off to promote his new movie. TONIGHT No one gives a flying fuck about the rest of the card. TONIGHT We'll watch, but we're really getting tired of the WWE's version of a shit sandwich here. |
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Post by BadGurl404 on May 4, 2014 16:00:06 GMT -6
How long 'till Cranky Vince shows his face and makes it all better? Find out when the rest of us do.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on May 4, 2014 17:45:37 GMT -6
Okay, the micro match, WeeLC, is just about the most entertaining thing they've aired on WWE in YEARS. John Bradshaw Littlefield, Micro Cole and Jerry "The King" Smaller, plus the miniature ring announcer and ref is fucking GREAT booking.
The tiny folding chairs and step ladders is perfect.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 17:46:12 GMT -6
This is more retarded than the entire Palin family combined.
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Post by BadGurl404 on May 4, 2014 17:46:45 GMT -6
Okay, the micro match, WeeLC, is just about the most entertaining thing they've aired on WWE in YEARS. John Bradshaw Littlefield, Micro Cole and Jerry "The King" Smaller, plus the miniature ring announcer and ref is fucking GREAT booking. The tiny folding chairs and step ladders is perfect. So wrong, and, yet, funny as heck! |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 17:47:41 GMT -6
My niece is enjoying the match tho. She's 8, the target audience for a WeeLC match.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on May 4, 2014 17:50:11 GMT -6
And there goes the kiddy announce table.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on May 4, 2014 17:55:22 GMT -6
Fuck hockey. That was a damn well played match.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on May 4, 2014 17:57:42 GMT -6
FELLLA!!!!
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 17:58:35 GMT -6
I'm ready for some half assed booking for this half assed PPV that will have have assed "extreme" spots in it. Remember when Extreme Rules meant someone would nearly die in every match.. Now someone does a Superplex off a cage and Cole passes a stone.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:07:11 GMT -6
RVD makes me remember when Extreme meant something in wrestling.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:08:12 GMT -6
How ironic, the opening match involves RVD in a match that has zero "extreme" stipulations. RVD will do a Vandaminator and the match will instantly becomes "THE MOST EXTREME THINGS I"VE EVER SEEN IN WWE HISTORY"
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:10:09 GMT -6
It's nice to see that RVD earned his way into this match, and that they didn't shoehorn him into the Cesaro/Thwagga match in order to justify his ridiculous contract.
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2014 18:10:35 GMT -6
I WAS LATE RUNNING ERRANDS OKAY FUCK YOU |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:12:04 GMT -6
Why in the blue fucking hell would Cesaro and Thwagga, who are currently feuding, team up for any reason?
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:13:39 GMT -6
And RVD botching already.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 18:15:15 GMT -6
I missed the midgets? Goddamnitsomuch.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:20:51 GMT -6
Faggots chanting ECW.. Ugh.. Shutup JBL, that isn't extreme. It's RVDs PPV cookie cutter move
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 18:22:58 GMT -6
RVD got a little hardway.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:23:41 GMT -6
Well, that wsn't a terrible match. Just no real reason to throw RVD into the mix.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 18:23:43 GMT -6
...and after seeing the replay, he got it off of the garbage can.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:23:51 GMT -6
RVD old manned that match up as usual. Slow as fuck pace because he is a winded not giving a shit asshole
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:27:20 GMT -6
OH MY GOD STEPHANIE SAID THE B-WORD!!
THAT IS SO EXTREME!!!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:28:11 GMT -6
Lana!
LANA!!
LAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAA!!
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 18:29:13 GMT -6
I don't care what anyone says. I loved the Putin dedication.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:29:33 GMT -6
Ugh.. This entrance is so gay and always will be.. I mean, I'd give her the best 30 seconds of her life but, yeah.. Sherri Martel needs to come back from the dead to teach these girl managers how to do their job right.
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Post by styckx on May 4, 2014 18:31:07 GMT -6
Gee. I wonder who will lose in this match..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:31:30 GMT -6
It's nice that they're giving Woods a role these days, one that isn't "The guy who took Brodus Clay's music," it just sucks that the role is JTTS.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 4, 2014 18:32:42 GMT -6
FWIW, I hate handicapped matches. It's so difficult getting those wheelchairs into the ring...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on May 4, 2014 18:36:26 GMT -6
That was a complete waste of a match. It accomplished nothing. It wasn't even a 2-on-1 match, since he took Woods out before it even started. Yes, we get it, Rusev is a monster. Do something with him!
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