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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 31, 2014 13:46:07 GMT -6
IT'S THE WRESTLEMANIA GO-HOME RAW THREAD!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 15:53:04 GMT -6
FUCK YOU
IT'S BATISTA VS. ORTON TONIGHT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING CRYBABIES WOULDN'T STOP BITCHING. THIS MATCH GOES 30+ MINUTES, NO SCREWY FINISHES, AND YOU'LL FUCKING ENJOY IT. IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN BETTER ON SUNDAY WHEN TRIPLE H IS ADDED TO THE MIX.
DANIEL BRYAN
WILL GET HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM AGAIN TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'S WINNING SUNDAY. BUT HE'S NOT. FUCK YOU.
BARACK LESNAR
IS REALLY EXPENSIVE SO I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN AFFORD TO PUT HIM ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. ALSO, UNDERTAKER WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT HIS HIP WHEN HE WOKE UP THIS MORNING SO HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE GETTING PHYSICAL THERAPY, MASSAGES, A SPONGE BATH AND A MUD MASK TONIGHT.
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD
JOBBING TO THREE GUYS IN THEIR 40'S AT MANIA
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
WHAT, YOU THINK I'M CRAZY ENOUGH TO GIVE HIM A LIVE MIC TWICE THIS WEEK? YOU'RE EVEN STUPIDER THAN I THOUGHT.
THE ANDRE THE GIANT MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYAL
WILL BE WON BY THIS GUY
YUP
ALL THIS & MORE
8PM ET
ON
USA
ENJOY THE NETWORK, SINCE IF YOU SIGNED UP FOR THE FREE TRIAL YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHOICE. I ALWAYS GET MY MONEY.
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Post by DougieAXP on Mar 31, 2014 17:56:18 GMT -6
TONIGHT!
I START THE "HELP DOUGIE BUY A Z/28 FUND"
:: starts sad Sarah McLachlan song ::
Did you know that every 30 seconds Dougie sheds a tear about not being able to drive a Z/28?
For just $5 dollars you can help Dougie fund his dream.
Will you help?
:: end sad Sarah McLachlan song:: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqkyWhVBSKU#t=21 |
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 31, 2014 18:04:24 GMT -6
Hey, since they're in DC tonight, does Batista get the Hometown Burial?
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 31, 2014 18:05:40 GMT -6
Actually, didn't he work HBK or HHH twice?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 31, 2014 18:08:37 GMT -6
Actually, didn't he work HBK or HHH twice? And Kane... Ok, Raw, you have 3 hours to prove that Wrestlemania XXX won't be the complete shitpile it looks to be on paper. |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 18:10:13 GMT -6
BAH-ROTHER!!!
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Post by DougieAXP on Mar 31, 2014 18:10:47 GMT -6
Dougie needs food
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 18:11:28 GMT -6
Actually, didn't he work HBK or HHH twice? And Kane... Ok, Raw, you have 3 hours to prove that Wrestlemania XXX won't be the complete shitpile it looks to be on paper. Too late for that shiat |
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 31, 2014 18:15:01 GMT -6
JBL, we all know that's going to happen at Wrestlemania, and Taker is totally going to kick out of it.
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 31, 2014 18:16:56 GMT -6
Let's give away one of the main events! Yay!
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Post by DougieAXP on Mar 31, 2014 18:18:11 GMT -6
WHERES THE FUCKING CATS SMITHS
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 18:18:40 GMT -6
Brock stood triumphant over Taker tonight, which means he'll lose at Mania.
Let's see how many more finishes they give away tonight.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 18:22:56 GMT -6
This week should be fun with the new stuff on the network. Wrestlemania could suck tho. I predict at least one interruption of service.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 18:23:28 GMT -6
How pathetic is it that the Intercontinental champ not only doesn't have a title defense at Mania, but is instead part of a battle royale?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 18:24:18 GMT -6
This week should be fun with the new stuff on the network. Wrestlemania could suck tho. I predict at least one interruption of service. HOF will be the litmus test. If that show can't handle the traffic, Mania will be a disaster. {insert clever signature here} |
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Post by DougieAXP on Mar 31, 2014 18:26:20 GMT -6
so should i order WMXXX
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 18:27:10 GMT -6
If you don't have the network, pirate it {insert clever signature here} |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 18:35:01 GMT -6
If you don't have the network, pirate it {insert clever signature here} Is there a pirate of the actual network? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2014 18:37:50 GMT -6
Del Rio's kick should be named "Patada de la Muerte"
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Post by DougieAXP on Mar 31, 2014 18:48:28 GMT -6
WHERE'S THE FUCKING CAT
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 18:49:09 GMT -6
Someone give natalya a breathalyzer
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 31, 2014 18:49:50 GMT -6
Can't wait for that Vicki Guerrero Invitational Clusterfuck Presented by Total Divas...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 18:59:25 GMT -6
Crapping on their own creations and their inability to push them correctly.
Sounds about right.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 31, 2014 18:59:47 GMT -6
HHH getting out the shovel tonight!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 19:02:53 GMT -6
At this point, i'm convinced that Hunter honestly believe the in-character bullshit he spews
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Mar 31, 2014 19:05:44 GMT -6
Wow. A burial reel?
Hahahaga
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 31, 2014 19:06:51 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 19:07:57 GMT -6
Ok, so Big Dave is a babyface again?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 31, 2014 19:11:24 GMT -6
This segment is less fun than my last colonoscopy
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