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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 15:52:51 GMT -6
BATISTA
IS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON YOU GET TONIGHT YOU ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID FACEBOOK POSTS. DUMB INTERNET NERDS THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, HUH? THEN WHY DO YOU KEEP WATCHING IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH? OBVIOUSLY YOU SECRETLY LOVE EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING AND THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP TUNING IN EVERY WEEK. IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE WORD-OF-MOUTH BETWEEN WRESTLING FANS ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPENING ON THE SHOW THAT THEN GENERATES A BUNCH OF ADDITIONAL RATINGS -- THAT SHIT IS SO 1990'S THIS IS THE INTERNET AGE IT'S MORE COMPLICATED NOW. ANYWAY WE'LL BE HAVING BATISTA GIVE A 15-MINUTE PROMO IN THE RING TELLING YOU ALL HOW YOU SUCK AND HOW CERTAIN UNDERSIZED OVERRATED CRYBABY TAKE-MY-BALL-AND-GO-HOME NERDS CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A DICK. IN TV-PG TERMS, OF COURSE.
RANDY ORTON
WILL SURELY BE UPSET ABOUT HAVING TO DEFEND THE TITLE IN THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER SO HE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A 15 MINUTE PROMO TELLING THE CROWD THEY'RE ASSHOLES FOR NOT CHEERING AND CHANTING FOR HIM, THAT TRIPLE H AND STEPHANIE SUCK FOR BEING SUCH JERKS, THAT BATISTA CAN EAT A DICK, THAT BROCK LESNAR CAN EAT A DICK, THAT DANIEL BRYAN CAN EAT A DICK, THAT HE WISHES HE WAS FUCKING EITHER DANIEL BRYAN OR JOHN CENA'S CURRENT SIGNIFICANT OTHERS, AND HOW AWESOME IT IS THAT HE'S THE CHAMP AND HOW LUCKY WE ALL ARE TO HAVE HIM AS OUR CHAMPION. BECAUSE THAT'S TOTALLY SOMETHING PEOPLE NEED TO HEAR FROM RANDY ORTON.
MARK HENRY
RETURNS TO ACTION SOON. HE'LL BE ON TV BECAUSE CERTAIN INTERNET DARLING SHITHEADS WHO WE STOPPED FOLLOWING ON TWITTER BECAUSE THEY TOTALLY SUCK DECIDED TO LEAVE US IN A FUCKING SHIT-PICKLE. AND YOU ASSHOLES WANT HIM BACK. FUCKING HATE YOU STUPID NERDS.
JOHN FUCKING GODDAMN CENA
WHY THE FUCK IS HE IN A FEUD WITH SOME JANITOR? FUCK THAT SHIT, GET HIM IN THE TITLE PICTURE, OR FACING TAKER, OR FACING TRIPLE H. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THOSE MATCHES ARE ALL FULL? WELL CHANGE IT! WHY? FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY!
I HATE YOU
ASSHOLES. YOU WON'T STOP CHANTING DANIEL BRYAN. YOU KEEP BOOING BATISTA. NOW PUNK LEAVES AND YOU ALL BRING PUNK SIGNS TO THE SHOWS AND TURN NXT INTO A SHITFEST AND MAKE EVERYONE'S LIVES A LIVING GODDAMN HELL. THIS WOULD ALL BE MADE MUCH EASIER IF YOU'D STOP LIKING WHAT YOU LIKE AND LIKE WHAT I LIKE GOD DAMN IT. I DON'T EVEN WANT YOUR DIRTY FILTHY PIMPLY NERD MONEY. I WANT PRETTY PEOPLE MONEY. I WANT MAINSTREAM MONEY. YOU ASSHOLES ARE GETTING PHASED OUT THIS YEAR, MARK MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. I HATE YOU AND WISH MY PRODUCT NEVER MADE IT INTO YOUR LIVING ROOMS EVEN THOUGH, I MUST ADMIT, I HAVE THOROUGHLY ENJOYED GETTING MONEY FROM YOU WHILE BOOKING TO SPITE YOU ASS-FUCKING-HOLES FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS. ONLY WAY PUNK EVER COMES BACK IS IF HE DRINKS EVERCLEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND TAKES A CLEAN LOSS TO STEPHANIE.
ALL THIS & FUCK YOU
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE
DICKS
I HOPE YOU BURN
YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU ALL |
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 16:13:12 GMT -6
I don't know which one of you is Senile Vince, but GAWD DAMN KING, I love you.
Almost pissed myself laughing at this.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 16:27:55 GMT -6
Testing 
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 17:02:32 GMT -6
have managed to get this far into the day on one cigarette. feel like breaking things at this point.
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 3, 2014 17:43:49 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 17:49:28 GMT -6
BATISTA
IS YES! THE YES! ONLY YES! FUCKING YES! PERSON YES! YOU YES! GET YES! TONIGHT YES! YOU YES! ASSHOLES. YES! FUCK YES! YOU YES! AND YES! YOUR YES! STUPID YES! FACEBOOK YES! POSTS. YES! DUMB YES! INTERNET YES! NERDS YES! THINK YES! YOU YES! KNOW YES! EVERYTHING, YES! HUH? YES! THEN YES! WHY YES! DO YES! YOU YES! KEEP YES! WATCHING YES! IF YES! YOU YES! HATE YES! IT YES! SO YES! MUCH? YES! OBVIOUSLY YES! YOU YES! SECRETLY YES! LOVE YES! EVERYTHING YES! WE'RE YES! DOING YES! AND YES! THAT'S YES! WHY YES! YOU YES! KEEP YES! TUNING YES! IN YES! EVERY YES! WEEK. YES! IT YES! CAN'T YES! POSSIBLY YES! BE YES! WORD-OF-MOUTH YES! BETWEEN YES! WRESTLING YES! FANS YES! ABOUT YES! SOMETHING YES! HAPPENING YES! ON YES! THE YES! SHOW YES! THAT YES! THEN YES! GENERATES YES! A YES! BUNCH YES! OF YES! ADDITIONAL YES! RATINGS YES! -- YES! THAT YES! SHIT YES! IS YES! SO YES! 1990'S YES! THIS YES! IS YES! THE YES! INTERNET YES! AGE YES! IT'S YES! MORE YES! COMPLICATED YES! NOW. YES! ANYWAY YES! WE'LL YES! BE YES! HAVING YES! BATISTA YES! GIVE YES! A YES! 15-MINUTE YES! PROMO YES! IN YES! THE YES! RING YES! TELLING YES! YOU YES! ALL YES! HOW YES! YOU YES! SUCK YES! AND YES! HOW YES! CERTAIN YES! UNDERSIZED YES! OVERRATED YES! CRYBABY YES! TAKE-MY-BALL-AND-GO-HOME YES! NERDS YES! CAN YES! SHUT YES! THE YES! FUCK YES! UP YES! AND YES! EAT YES! A YES! DICK. YES! IN YES! TV-PG YES! TERMS, YES! OF YES! COURSE. YES!
RANDY ORTON
WILL YES! SURELY YES! BE YES! UPSET YES! ABOUT YES! HAVING YES! TO YES! DEFEND YES! THE YES! TITLE YES! IN YES! THE YES! ELIMINATION YES! CHAMBER YES! SO YES! HE'S YES! GOING YES! TO YES! HAVE YES! TO YES! HAVE YES! A YES! 15 YES! MINUTE YES! PROMO YES! TELLING YES! THE YES! CROWD YES! THEY'RE YES! ASSHOLES YES! FOR YES! NOT YES! CHEERING YES! AND YES! CHANTING YES! FOR YES! HIM, YES! THAT YES! TRIPLE YES! H YES! AND YES! STEPHANIE YES! SUCK YES! FOR YES! BEING YES! SUCH YES! JERKS, YES! THAT YES! BATISTA YES! CAN YES! EAT YES! A YES! DICK, YES! THAT YES! BROCK YES! LESNAR YES! CAN YES! EAT YES! A YES! DICK, YES! THAT YES! DANIEL YES! BRYAN YES! CAN YES! EAT YES! A YES! DICK, YES! THAT YES! HE YES! WISHES YES! HE YES! WAS YES! FUCKING YES! EITHER YES! DANIEL YES! BRYAN YES! OR YES! JOHN YES! CENA'S YES! CURRENT YES! SIGNIFICANT YES! OTHERS, YES! AND YES! HOW YES! AWESOME YES! IT YES! IS YES! THAT YES! HE'S YES! THE YES! CHAMP YES! AND YES! HOW YES! LUCKY YES! WE YES! ALL YES! ARE YES! TO YES! HAVE YES! HIM YES! AS YES! OUR YES! CHAMPION. YES! BECAUSE YES! THAT'S YES! TOTALLY YES! SOMETHING YES! PEOPLE YES! NEED YES! TO YES! HEAR YES! FROM YES! RANDY YES! ORTON. YES!
MARK HENRY
RETURNS YES! TO YES! ACTION YES! SOON. YES! HE'LL YES! BE YES! ON YES! TV YES! BECAUSE YES! CERTAIN YES! INTERNET YES! DARLING YES! SHITHEADS YES! WHO YES! WE YES! STOPPED YES! FOLLOWING YES! ON YES! TWITTER YES! BECAUSE YES! THEY YES! TOTALLY YES! SUCK YES! DECIDED YES! TO YES! LEAVE YES! US YES! IN YES! A YES! FUCKING YES! SHIT-PICKLE. YES! AND YES! YOU YES! ASSHOLES YES! WANT YES! HIM YES! BACK. YES! FUCKING YES! HATE YES! YOU YES! STUPID YES! NERDS. YES!
JOHN FUCKING GODDAMN CENA
WHY YES! THE YES! FUCK YES! IS YES! HE YES! IN YES! A YES! FEUD YES! WITH YES! SOME YES! JANITOR? YES! FUCK YES! THAT YES! SHIT, YES! GET YES! HIM YES! IN YES! THE YES! TITLE YES! PICTURE, YES! OR YES! FACING YES! TAKER, YES! OR YES! FACING YES! TRIPLE YES! H. YES! WHAT YES! DO YES! YOU YES! MEAN YES! THOSE YES! MATCHES YES! ARE YES! ALL YES! FULL? YES! WELL YES! CHANGE YES! IT! YES! WHY? YES! FUCK YES! YOU, YES! THAT'S YES! WHY! YES!
I HATE YOU
ASSHOLES. YES! YOU YES! WON'T YES! STOP YES! CHANTING YES! DANIEL YES! BRYAN. YES! YOU YES! KEEP YES! BOOING YES! BATISTA. YES! NOW YES! PUNK YES! LEAVES YES! AND YES! YOU YES! ALL YES! BRING YES! PUNK YES! SIGNS YES! TO YES! THE YES! SHOWS YES! AND YES! TURN YES! NXT YES! INTO YES! A YES! SHITFEST YES! AND YES! MAKE YES! EVERYONE'S YES! LIVES YES! A YES! LIVING YES! GODDAMN YES! HELL. YES! THIS YES! WOULD YES! ALL YES! BE YES! MADE YES! MUCH YES! EASIER YES! IF YES! YOU'D YES! STOP YES! LIKING YES! WHAT YES! YOU YES! LIKE YES! AND YES! LIKE YES! WHAT YES! I YES! LIKE YES! GOD YES! DAMN YES! IT. YES! I YES! DON'T YES! EVEN YES! WANT YES! YOUR YES! DIRTY YES! FILTHY YES! PIMPLY YES! NERD YES! MONEY. YES! I YES! WANT YES! PRETTY YES! PEOPLE YES! MONEY. YES! I YES! WANT YES! MAINSTREAM YES! MONEY. YES! YOU YES! ASSHOLES YES! ARE YES! GETTING YES! PHASED YES! OUT YES! THIS YES! YEAR, YES! MARK YES! MY YES! MOTHER YES! FUCKING YES! WORDS. YES! I YES! HATE YES! YOU YES! AND YES! WISH YES! MY YES! PRODUCT YES! NEVER YES! MADE YES! IT YES! INTO YES! YOUR YES! LIVING YES! ROOMS YES! EVEN YES! THOUGH, YES! I YES! MUST YES! ADMIT, YES! I YES! HAVE YES! THOROUGHLY YES! ENJOYED YES! GETTING YES! MONEY YES! FROM YES! YOU YES! WHILE YES! BOOKING YES! TO YES! SPITE YES! YOU YES! ASS-FUCKING-HOLES YES! FOR YES! THE YES! LAST YES! SEVERAL YES! YEARS. YES! ONLY YES! WAY YES! PUNK YES! EVER YES! COMES YES! BACK YES! IS YES! IF YES! HE YES! DRINKS YES! EVERCLEAR YES! IN YES! THE YES! MIDDLE YES! OF YES! THE YES! RING YES! AND YES! TAKES YES! A YES! CLEAN YES! LOSS YES! TO YES! STEPHANIE. YES!
ALL THIS & FUCK YOU
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE[/ font]
DICKS
I HOPE YOU BURN
YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU ALL |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 17:50:24 GMT -6
ok I like the Daniel Bryan button
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 17:50:42 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 17:54:51 GMT -6
I really do hope the crowd is absolutely fucking relentless tonight
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Post by clintster on Feb 3, 2014 18:18:42 GMT -6
Gawd damn, Japan! THIS SHIT IS OFF THE HOOK , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 18:42:57 GMT -6
I love this thread so much.
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 3, 2014 18:45:22 GMT -6
Japan is best because we have buttons and Senile Vince and Auntie Cheesus.
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Post by clintster on Feb 3, 2014 18:46:34 GMT -6
Thanks for the floating bar at the top, Smiths. Much better than having to scroll all the way the fuck back to the top of the page to move on to the next page.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 18:49:30 GMT -6
this
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 18:54:41 GMT -6
Randy Orton opens RAW tonight.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 19:02:40 GMT -6
white noise machine in full effect
CM PUNK CHANTS
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 3, 2014 19:03:30 GMT -6
This crowd is ready...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 3, 2014 19:05:22 GMT -6
Randy doesn't do exposition well.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 3, 2014 19:09:42 GMT -6
in YAY ERICH news, I got a Blu-Ray player over the weekend.
$20 at Goodwill!
I tried it out, and the damn thing works beautifully!
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Feb 3, 2014 19:09:48 GMT -6
No, but rumor has it that he has elimination in the bag.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 3, 2014 19:09:57 GMT -6
Fuck Nipple and Triple H
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Post by Ed Becker on Feb 3, 2014 19:10:49 GMT -6
Sometimes I call my bathroom the elimination chamber.
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Post by Ed Becker on Feb 3, 2014 19:16:03 GMT -6
Jesus YES! they're YES! cramming YES! a YES! fuckton YES! of YES! tune-out YES! in YES! the YES! first YES! 20 YES! minutes YES! tonight. YES!
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Post by Ed Becker on Feb 3, 2014 19:17:11 GMT -6
Plentiful Punk chants during the bagshitter's opening promo.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 3, 2014 19:26:42 GMT -6
I'm glad they made Big E a babyface. If you ever read his twitter, you know he's just oozing charisma and personality, as well as a great sense of humor.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 3, 2014 19:29:28 GMT -6
Bray apparently writes his own promos.
About goddamn time the WWE starts to realize that letting the wrestlers actually develop their characters on their own can be a very good thing.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 19:30:38 GMT -6
wtf happened to reigns?!
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 3, 2014 19:31:23 GMT -6
BA DUM TSHHHHHH!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2014 19:32:34 GMT -6
I was out of the room for like 2 minutes and I come back and it looked like his eye was bleeding. What happened?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 3, 2014 19:33:09 GMT -6
I was out of the room for like 2 minutes and I come back and it looked like his eye was bleeding. What happened? he got a cut on the eye |
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