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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 17:53:43 GMT -6
 BATISTA
TRIUMPHANTLY RETURNED TO ACTION BY DEFEATING 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS SINGLE-HANDEDLY AND WINNING THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH. HE WILL GO ON TO HEADLINE WRESTLEMANIA AGAINST THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BECAUSE IT'S LIKE 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN, BABY! REMEMBER BACK THEN WHEN TIMES WERE GREAT? SO DO WE, SO WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK!
JOHN CENA
WAS UNJUSTLY SCREWED OUT OF HIS SEVEN HUNDRED AND FIFTIETH CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY BY SOME JANITOR, CHARLES MANSON AND SHEAMUS' COUSIN. HE WILL HAVE TO SHOW THOSE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS LOSERS WHO THE MAN IS AROUND THESE PARTS, WON'T HE!
RANDY ORTON
CONTINUES TO DEFY ALL THE ODDS AND STACKED DECKS AND INSURMOUNTABLE OBSTACLES TO CONTINUE HIS UNPRECEDENTED REIGN AS WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. HE WILL HAVE HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM AT THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER, WHERE HE MUST PUT THE BELT ON THE LINE AGAINST...
BROCK LESNAR
WHO COMPLETELY DESTROYED THE BIG SHOW. THAT WAS JUST STRAIGHT UP CARNAGE. PROBABLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE PAY-PER-VIEW FOR ME. I DIDN'T HAVE THE AUDIO ON BUT I HAD IT GOING ON ONE OF THE MONITORS IN THE NEW $130 MILLION PRIVATE JET.
CM PUNK
WAS ELIMINATED BY KANE. THIS WILL UNDOUBTEDLY LEAD TO PUNK FINALLY GETTING HIS HANDS ON KANE AT THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER PAY-PER-VIEW, WHICH IS WHY PUNK WON'T BE IN THE CHAMBER MATCH. HE'LL ALSO HAVE TO DEAL WITH KEVIN NASH AT SOME POINT, BUT DON'T WORRY, HE'LL GET TO LOSE TO TRIPLE H AGAIN AT WRESTLEMANIA, SURE ENOUGH!
SHEAMUS
THE CELTIC WARRIOR HAS RETURNED! WHOEVER IS STUPID AND FOOLISH AND TOTALLY UNWORTHY OF EVER BEING ANYWHERE NEAR THE MAIN EVENT ENOUGH TO GET IN THAT GUY'S WAY IS GONNA GET BROGUE KICKED, THAT'S FOR SURE! HE'S PROBABLY PRETTY UPSET ABOUT NOT WINNING THE RUMBLE MATCH. BUT THE CROWD PROBABLY LOVED GETTING TO WATCH HIM POUND HIS CHEST AGAIN LAST NIGHT. THERE'S MORE IN STORE FROM THE GREAT WHITE!
OH AND SOME GUY NAMED DANIEL BRYAN'S ON THE SHOW I GUESS MAYBE
ALL THIS & MUCH MORE
8PM ET
ON
USA
CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOU ALL AS LOYAL PAYING SUBSCRIBERS TO THE WWE NETWORK! IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT TO FINALLY INTERACT WITH FANS OVER THE...
OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE DONE?! |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 27, 2014 18:14:40 GMT -6
I AM FUCKING OUTRAGED. FtC |
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 18:53:52 GMT -6
NAO win the belts
Batista wins
Orton Retains
Sheamus a surprise entry
Nash a surprise entry
HBK at show
Flair at show
Rumble was all about Triple H last night.. Only thing missing from last night was an X-Pac appearance.
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:03:26 GMT -6
Crowd already shitting on this.. lol
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:04:03 GMT -6
holy fuck are they trolling. I'm amused.
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:07:05 GMT -6
Nice job mocking your wwe network subscriber base, dumb ass
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:07:34 GMT -6
Does Stephs voice get more manly by the week? She sounds just like Chyna now
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:09:50 GMT -6
This is some epic backpedaling.
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:11:23 GMT -6
This is some epic backpedaling. this is a terrible attempt to make this into a work, lol |
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:13:01 GMT -6
Bryan tearing it up on the mic.. It's no Austin 3:16 promo but he's holding his own very well
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:14:14 GMT -6
watch out for that barricade...
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:15:12 GMT -6
Oh great... A 3 way tag match for the main event.. Never saw that before.. Those two morons running in ruined the entire point of that segment.
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:15:17 GMT -6
and the 6 man is booked
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Post by Deleted on Jan 27, 2014 19:16:41 GMT -6
No rewrite at all, they'll just stick with Sheamus turning heel on Daniel Bryan and pull the trigger on it tonight.
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:17:12 GMT -6
why is sheamus trying to save DB if they're supposed to feud at WM?
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:19:08 GMT -6
No rewrite at all, they'll just stick with Sheamus turning heel on Daniel Bryan and pull the trigger on it tonight. In other words.. Same old shit.. |
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:21:24 GMT -6
Go the fark away Zeb
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:21:45 GMT -6
I still think this gimmick is 5 years too late
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:23:00 GMT -6
I still think this gimmick is 5 years too late way more than 5. The civil rights era was over decades ago. XD |
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:23:12 GMT -6
sin Cara's shit looks awful
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:25:22 GMT -6
Rey is such a shit worker anymore. They protect him to sell merchandise.. They'd rather him stand there not blowing out knees to pander to kids.
Typical Rey match now = Stand around for 90% of the match then do 30 seconds of safe spot monkey shit to wrap it up. He can't even do a full length singles match anymore..
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:26:34 GMT -6
sin Cara's shit looks awful yeah, he should have retired a while back..he's just wore out.  |
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:31:51 GMT -6
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:32:23 GMT -6
lol. Rey literally wrestled 30 seconds of that match..
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 27, 2014 19:37:39 GMT -6
Smiths: After last night's crowd reaction, Vince McMahon issued an edict this afternoon that the script for tonight's Raw needed to be heavily tweaked. The writers were still working on changes about 90 minutes ago.
One source noted that McMahon was not changing the script because of the negative crowd reaction to Batista and the John Cena vs. Randy Orton bout, but "in spite of it." We have also been told that the new script was a vast improvement from the original direction. None of that surprises me. Vince is, at best, a vindictive spoiled little child who, when he doesn't get his way, pouts, takes his ball and goes home.
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:42:42 GMT -6
WWE still resting the WWE Network on the back of near 20 year old product..
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:45:17 GMT -6
advertised for the 2/25 Smackdown taping is aw fuck. I already forgot.
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Post by styckx on Jan 27, 2014 19:52:18 GMT -6
More black people dancing on WWE programming.. Not surprised..
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 27, 2014 19:52:45 GMT -6
After last night's crowd reaction, Vince McMahon issued an edict this afternoon that the script for tonight's Raw needed to be heavily tweaked. The writers were still working on changes about 90 minutes ago.
One source noted that McMahon was not changing the script because of the negative crowd reaction to Batista and the John Cena vs. Randy Orton bout, but "in spite of it." We have also been told that the new script was a vast improvement from the original direction. so, his reaction is to make it worse? Yeah, Punk's pipebomb was 1000% correct |
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 27, 2014 19:53:01 GMT -6
UP NEXT: Randy Orton gives a
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