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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 18:18:54 GMT -6
THE ANIMAL RETURNS
AND FORTUNATELY YOU'RE ALL EITHER DRUNK, HIGH ON WEED, CHILDREN, OR REALLY REALLY STUPID, SO YOU WON'T REMEMBER HOW WE COMPLETELY EMASCULATED AND EMBARASSED DAVE ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR LAST TIME. I KNOW YOU ALL THINK I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY LIKE HAVE HIM WIN THE ROYAL RUMBLE AGAIN, BUT I SWEAR I WASN'T GOING TO DO THAT UNTIL DANIEL BRYAN GOT CONCUSSED.
THANK YOU AGENT BRAY
BROCK LESNAR
OH COME ON, YOU DIDN'T THINK WE'D DO A SHOW WITH BATISTA AND NOT TEASE THAT STAREDOWN, DID YOU? LOOK, THE TRUTH IS WE'RE PROBABLY EITHER DOING BATISTA VS. LESNAR AT MANIA OR SOON THEREAFTER, BECAUSE WHAT ELSE ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH TWO PART-TIME HAS-BEENS?
DANIEL BRYAN
HA HA NERDS, WE SLOW-BURNED IT THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU ALL GOT SWERVED, AND NOW HE'S GOT A CONCUSSION SO I GET TO ZIGGLER HIS ASS AND SHOVE HIM DOWN THE MIDCARD AGAIN. SUCK IT.
CM PUNK
IS APPARENTLY DEAD-SET ON GETTING TRIPLE H TO HAVE A MATCH WITH HIM. OH, GREAT IDEA PUNK. THAT WORKED SOOOO WELL FOR YOU LAST TIME. I WILL ADMIT THE WHOLE "THIS IS PHIL BROOKS TO PAUL WHOA THE S IS SILENT I NEVER KNEW THAT" PROMO WAS PRETTY GOOD, THOUGH.
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
IS THIS SUNDAY AND NO FOOTBALL! LIKE ANYONE GIVES A SHIT THAT THE PRO BOWL IS FANTASY OR WHATEVER. I HOPE DEION SANDERS ACTUALLY DOES SUIT UP AND GETS KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT AT THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE BY CALVIN JOHNSON, ALL HINES WARD STATUS. THAT SHIT WOULD BE HILARIOUS. OH, AND WE'LL ADD SOME JOBBERS TO THE RUMBLE MATCH TONIGHT.
PLUS
THE WAR OF THE ETERNALS CONTINUES[/i][/size] IT'S LIKE THAT HASSELHOFF CROTCH GIF AT THIS POINTALL THIS & MOREIN LIKE 40 MINUTES HOLY SHITONUSADON'T FORGET THAT YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY ME LIKE FIFTY BUCKS FOR THE RUMBLE THIS YEAR[/b][/center] |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 18:30:33 GMT -6
IM SO EXCITED
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 19:02:45 GMT -6
THESE COCKSUCKERS BETTER DO A WHOLE SEGMENT FOR MAE.
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Post by styckx on Jan 20, 2014 19:03:33 GMT -6
Of course HHH immediately hamfists his way into Batistas return
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 19:03:39 GMT -6
Smiths: So Dougie.. I am at 30 hours into AssCreed IV and only at the 29 hour mark did i finally go "okay, i better go to that yellow excalamation point and start chapter 3"
so yeah, lotta faffing. I experienced that trigger in Batman you talked about...last two hours you can't stop and save. just gotta fucking play it
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 19:08:12 GMT -6
Here's a visual: Stephen discharging Orton.
you're welcome
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 19:08:59 GMT -6
Ed Becker: Here's a visual: Stephen discharging Orton.
you're welcome GODFUCKINGDAMN AUTOCORRECT. STEPH.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 19:13:23 GMT -6
who told him long sleeve white was a good look
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 19:17:04 GMT -6
yea im gonna catch the riddler then ill switch over to ASS CREAM 4
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Post by styckx on Jan 20, 2014 19:18:23 GMT -6
Well that was as bland and generic as I thought it would be
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2014 19:18:53 GMT -6
he's rusty as fuck and moves like an old person. he still seems bad on a mic.
he's sort of a babyface? he says he's back to win the Rumble and main event Mania, he doesn't care if the champ is Orton, Cena or anyone else, and told Orton, "Deal with it."
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Post by styckx on Jan 20, 2014 19:26:30 GMT -6
so they'll open with batista then main event will be some clusterfuck and MACHINE GUN and he runs in BAWTEESTA BAHHMB Yup.. |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 20, 2014 19:30:15 GMT -6
CAMERAS ON THE ENTRANCE WAITING FOR CENA.
I THOUGHT CENA WAS A COMPANY MAN?
WHY ISN'T CENA THERE ALREADY?
SHOULDN'T ALL EMPLOYEES BE THERE AT A CERTAIN TIME?
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS AT MY JOB.
8PM. SHOW IS LIVE.
CENA SHOULD BE DOCKED PAY.
AND FUCK BAH-TENIS |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 19:31:16 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: CAMERAS ON THE ENTRANCE WAITING FOR CENA.
I THOUGHT CENA WAS A COMPANY MAN?
WHY ISN'T CENA THERE ALREADY?
SHOULDN'T ALL EMPLOYEES BE THERE AT A CERTAIN TIME?
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS AT MY JOB.
8PM. SHOW IS LIVE.
CENA SHOULD BE DOCKED PAY.
AND FUCK BAH-TENIS THIS
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 20, 2014 19:33:38 GMT -6
Well that was as bland and generic as I thought it would be It wasn't as intense as it could have been. ORTON's promo was like a massive fecally impacted bunker buster. 4 out of 5 logs... |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 19:41:25 GMT -6
yea this episode is all fudged up
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 20, 2014 19:49:35 GMT -6
Wait, so it's DBD vs Wyatt at the Rumble?
What happened to, "just wait! He'll win the Rumble and then win the title at Wrestlemania"?
{insert clever signature here}
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 20, 2014 20:02:03 GMT -6
so my cat literally locked me out of the house this morning. Fight the power my brutha |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 20, 2014 20:03:06 GMT -6
2 Black wrestlers lose in the first hour on MLK day.
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Post by styckx on Jan 20, 2014 20:17:36 GMT -6
Did they really just say "The return of John Cena"... Wow....
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Post by styckx on Jan 20, 2014 20:25:52 GMT -6
Ok I can't deal with this anymore.. Gonna go watch Sherlock 01x01
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 20:37:54 GMT -6
Smiths: custom programming a comcast remote is fun as hell... JP1 EFC codes and the 9-9-4 mapping is awesome. got whole receiver finally proper configured what's that in english?
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 20:45:02 GMT -6
nice botch, Sl
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 20:46:20 GMT -6
I mean al. im botching botches. fuck.
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 20:48:35 GMT -6
and Dave is crashing Al's party.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 20, 2014 21:02:41 GMT -6
Smiths: DougieAXP : Smiths : custom programming a comcast remote is fun as hell... JP1 EFC codes and the 9-9-4 mapping is awesome. got whole receiver finally proper configured
what's that in english?
yep. to me.
EFC= extended function codes.
Those comcast all-in-one remotes are actually advanced fuckin things. you can program individual buttons to do other things.
en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_to _us e_a_Motorola_DVR/Programming_the_Re mote
so like even if you program it to your TV, there may be buttons it just doesn't "Get". or buttons it insists on mapping to the cable box because it has no idea what they should be for the other device.
so you manually have to put in the codes for them.
LIKE DIS
so for my audio receiver, i programmed the 1,2,3,4 buttons on my comcast remote to switch the inputs on my audio receiver between PS3/ Xbox 360, HTPC, and Wii.
among other things
it fun.
remember: i a programmer hacker dork that was actually quite informative. Thank you.
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 21:07:32 GMT -6
I farted
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 20, 2014 21:12:11 GMT -6
"If you don't have the App, you won't see things like this video, which we're going to play for you just in case you don't have the App, which you totally should have."
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jan 20, 2014 21:15:20 GMT -6
that was the worst pin since Steve Austin pinned Owen Hart with a broken neck.
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 20, 2014 21:54:01 GMT -6
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