Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 17:32:27 GMT -6
BROCK LESNAR
RETURNS TONIGHT TO ATTACK MARK HENRY. WHY IS HE ATTACKING MARK HENRY? WHY THE FUCK DID WE HAVE A BACKSTAGE SEGMENT REFERENCING SOMETHING THAT HADN'T HAPPENED YET ON RAW OCCUR ON AN OUT-OF-ORDER TAPED SMACKDOWN? BECAUSE YOU SMARKS WILL TALK ABOUT IT AND TUNE IN AND OH YEAH, NO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!
IT'S NOT DESPERATE WHEN I DO IT. IT'S SAVVY.
THE ROYAL RUMBLE
IS ONLY 4 WEEKS AWAY AND OUR LAST "BIG" PPV SUCKED A FAT ONE SO WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO GO ALL-OUT ON RUMBLE BUILD. IT MIGHT ACTUALLY PUT FORWARD IMPRESSION THAT I GIVE A SHIT WHAT ANY OF YOU THINK, SO I'M JUST WARNING YOU AHEAD OF TIME: I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOU'LL KNOW HOW MUCH BY THE TIME WRESTLEMANIA'S CARD IS FINALIZED.
PLUS
THE CONTINUING SAGA
VIA SATTELITE AND PRE-TAPED VIGNETTES ONLY
ALL THIS & MORE
8pm ET/5pm PT
ON
USA
YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING CHANT BATISTA... UH... WHAT THE FUCK CITY ARE WE IN AGAIN? RICHMOND? AS IN VIRGINIA?
I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK FAST
