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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 16, 2013 14:33:35 GMT -6
Yep. It's that time...
Time to strip D-Bry of his title, or defend it 3 times in a row to lose to a fourth...
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slips into full Heisenberg mode
Hey Todd, I may have another job for your uncle...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 17:26:02 GMT -6
  WILL BE DOING WHAT IS BEST FOR BUSINESS AND STRIPPING HORNSWOGGLE OF THE TITLE HE UNDESERVEDLY WON LAST NIGHT. SCOTT ARMSTRONG, YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTICS AND ARE SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY. THE TITLE WILL NOT BE VACATED, BECAUSE TO AVOID POSSIBLE SCREW-UPS IN THE DIRECTION THIS COMPANY IS MOVING, WE WILL BE HAND-SELECTING A NEW WWE CHAMPION TONIGHT, AND THAT CHAMPION IS PROBABLY RANDY ORTON BECAUSE I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ANYTHING BETTER YET AND WE GO ON THE AIR IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.DUSTY RHODESWHOA HE'S STILL ALIVE? NO SERIOUSLY THAT GUY'S MORBIDLY OBESE AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS TUMORS IN HIS MOUTH OR JR'S BALLSY DISEASE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT SHIT'S CALLED WHERE YOUR VOICE SOUNDS LIKE PAPER GETTING SUCKED INTO A VACUUM CLEANER. HE'S LIKE A FAT, EVEN-WHITER DYSLEXIC YOGI BERRA. TELL THE LAWLER HEART ATTACK UNIT THEY'RE ON DOUBLE-DUTY TONIGHT.FUCK YEAH RYBACK!WAIT YOU'RE TEAMING UP WITH PAUL E. FATASSEDLY I HATE YOU. BUT YOU MIGHT "ACCIDENTALLY" INJURE CM BITCHASSBITCH SO WHATEVER FUCK YEAH I GUESS.BELIEVE IN THE SHIELDBELIEVE IN THE
MEAN STREET POSSESERIOUSLY FUCK THOSE GUYS I ONLY PUSHED THEM TO GET SMARK DICKS HARD FOR A WHILE WHEN WE HAD NO IDEA WHO TO PUT IN THE ON-AIR AUTHORITY ROLE.WATCH TOTAL DIVASOH AND I GUESS AJ'S STILL DIVAS CHAMP WHATEVER SHE SUCKS FOR REFUSING TO BE A PART OF TOTAL DIVAS. I ASSUME SHE REFUSED IT, ANYWAY. I'M TOO BUSY TO KEEP TRACK OF PESKY THINGS LIKE FACTS.ALBERTO DEL RIOWOULD HAVE TOTALLY RETAINED IF SANDOW TRIED TO CASH IN AFTER THE VAN TERMINATOR BECAUSE FUCK YOU SMARKS I SPEND MORE ON CORPORATE JETS THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER MAKE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIVES.JOHN CENAI HATE YOU SO MUCH FOR LEAVING ME PLEASE GET BETTER SOONI LOVE YOUALL THIS & MOREIN LIKE 30 MINUTES FUCK MEONUSATWO PAY PER VIEWS IN OCTOBER FUCKERS YOU BETTER START DIPPING INTO THE WEED MONEY[/b][/size][/center] |
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Post by styckx on Sept 16, 2013 17:42:40 GMT -6
So I cut the cable last summer but just delt without TV since then.. Torrenting, Hulu, and Netflix was getting long in the tooth for entertainment. So today I decided to buy a simple $15 UHF/VHF antenna and wired it up in my attic.. Holy hell... I pulled in a total of 54 channels. Once I eliminated all the Spanish, Jesus, Kids, and shopping channels I have 27 channels of content 11 of which are in HD.. Great investment.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 17:44:50 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: Yep. It's that time...
Time to strip D-Bry of his title, or defend it 3 times in a row to lose to a fourth...
I can see this playing out. WWE championship gauntlet match. Bryan beats all of Shield, squeaks past Orton, loses to (ZOMG SURPRISE!!1) Big Show.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 17:46:03 GMT -6
styckx: So I cut the cable last summer but just delt without TV since then.. Torrenting, Hulu, and Netflix was getting long in the tooth for entertainment. So today I decided to buy a simple $15 UHF/VHF antenna and wired it up in my attic.. Holy hell... I pulled in a total of 54 channels. Once I eliminated all the Spanish, Jesus, Kids, and shopping channels I have 27 channels of content 11 of which are in HD.. Great investment. Oh fuck, you just gave me my million dollar idea. Coming Soon: The Spanish-Language Christian Children's Shopping Network.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 17:50:41 GMT -6
I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E
I don't know why I just remembered that
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 16, 2013 18:06:52 GMT -6
Yup. Right on schedule.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 16, 2013 18:12:30 GMT -6
Fuck this company.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 16, 2013 18:15:37 GMT -6
I'M
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 16, 2013 18:16:20 GMT -6
Fuck this company. Like seriously, just fuck it. Right in the ass. Fuck it.
No seriously. Fuck this company.
Fuck it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 18:16:39 GMT -6
fucking stupid
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Post by styckx on Sept 16, 2013 18:18:58 GMT -6
That was stupider than anyone imagined and we all knew something fucking stupid was going to happen
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 18:19:32 GMT -6
The only thing people paid for in NOC was seeing Ryback splatter Punk and a brief moment of mental masturbation.
What a gigantic waste of a pay-per-view. All of the momentum they had at MITB is gone. All of the possible awesomeness coming out of Summerslam is gone. Instead, it's the Triple H Show Starring Triple H.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 16, 2013 18:20:24 GMT -6
Smiths: DESCRIBE IT TO ME MAKE ME FEEL IT You will know what it feels like when you feel like you want to punch someone in the face.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 16, 2013 18:20:48 GMT -6
Mororse?
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:21:33 GMT -6
What happened? I mean I assume they took the belt back because of the fast count. How else would they get this story to Mania?
Here we go! This should be good!
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Post by styckx on Sept 16, 2013 18:22:12 GMT -6
"rematch from last night"
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Match is a non-title match.
"rematch"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 18:22:20 GMT -6
Smiths: DESCRIBE IT TO ME MAKE ME FEEL IT They accused Scott Armstrong of being in on a conspiracy with Daniel Bryan re: the fast count Basically, scott goes to DB "they're on to us" and DB goes "WTF" and Triple H goes "SEE IT WAS A SHAM ALL ALONG" the title is now "held in abeyance" and Orton and DB had a match for no reason at all
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:23:37 GMT -6
Please call this match. The one in the ring.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:24:53 GMT -6
Senile Vince: Smiths : DESCRIBE IT TO ME MAKE ME FEEL IT
They accused Scott Armstrong of being in on a conspiracy with Daniel Bryan re: the fast count
Basically, scott goes to DB "they're on to us" and DB goes "WTF" and Triple H goes "SEE IT WAS A SHAM ALL ALONG"
the title is now "held in abeyance" and Orton and DB had a match for no reason at all I mean there is a reason. We just don't like the story and don't think it is a good way to tell it.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 18:25:57 GMT -6
and now JBL dominates commentary with "Daniel Bryan is a piece of shit cheater"
guessing Armstrong gets fired and pedigreed tonight so he can't tell anyone what happened since we know Triple H's pedigree > the entire offensive arsenal of Randy Orton
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:27:11 GMT -6
Smiths: i read recap already...
yep.. people will get behind a wwe champion who constantly has the belt stripped from him or decisions reversed or someone else cashing in and pinning him.
two ppvs in october... i love it. That is going to be tough. If they reallymare trying to get the DB story to WM, they have a lot of obsticals to navigate to get there, and to be honest they may crash before SS. Who knows how long the YES! Chants can't run. Interesting to watch actually.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:28:38 GMT -6
Senile Vince: and now JBL dominates commentary with "Daniel Bryan is a piece of shit cheater"
guessing Armstrong gets fired and pedigreed tonight so he can't tell anyone what happened since we know Triple H's pedigree > the entire offensive arsenal of Randy Orton Heels being heels. HHH being final boss of WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2013 18:28:50 GMT -6
where this is leading:
Orton goes berserk on DBD and injury angles him off TV, regains belt, John Cena rescues the company in January and goes on to beat the challenger Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania clean with an STF
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 16, 2013 18:30:47 GMT -6
I'm here. What kind of retarded shit have I missed?
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:30:48 GMT -6
Senile Vince: where this is leading:
Orton goes berserk on DBD and injury angles him off TV, regains belt, John Cena rescues the company in January and goes on to beat the challenger Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania clean with an STF This ends with someone tapping at the hands of DB. These new shades sure do make a lovely place.
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Post by styckx on Sept 16, 2013 18:32:56 GMT -6
King continues to make jokes about Ziggler causing his heart attack
"It's a heart stopper"
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 16, 2013 18:35:06 GMT -6
Smiths: gunnyhighway : Smiths : i read recap already...
yep.. people will get behind a wwe champion who constantly has the belt stripped from him or decisions reversed or someone else cashing in and pinning him.
two ppvs in october... i love it.
That is going to be tough. If they reallymare trying to get the DB story to WM, they have a lot of obsticals to navigate to get there, and to be honest they may crash before SS. Who knows how long the YES! Chants can't run. Interesting to watch actually.
YES is the new "What" anyway, it'll surpass DBD. I like it as the "supportive" chant for things fans like.. and they chant "no" for things they dont like. it's simple but better than "boring" or "this match sucks"
but god your optimism is fun. you really are mormon aren't you I would not watch it if it wasn't fun. It wouldn't be fun if it didn't have a little faith. Faces building some momentum heading into this next PPV.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 16, 2013 18:35:07 GMT -6
Non-title pin
Doesn't matter.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 16, 2013 18:36:36 GMT -6
I am so sick of Big Sad Show
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