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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 15:00:19 GMT -6
what's supposed to be creepy about that photo?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 5, 2013 16:58:38 GMT -6
SPOILER: Joseph Park is Dixie's baby.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 5, 2013 17:00:47 GMT -6
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 5, 2013 17:16:41 GMT -6
I notice I only get the ProBoards errors when I click Redisplay/refresh comments, instead of just refreshing from my browser.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 18:35:54 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: what's supposed to be creepy about that photo? pedophile! So I assume one of those words is "pedophile" , one of the cartoon characters is a pedo, or you are ONE by posting a photo of a kiddie?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 18:37:46 GMT -6
LOL HOGAN SCORED HIS DAUGHTER A ROLE ON THE ADULT SWIM SHOW: CHINA, IL.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 18:43:20 GMT -6
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Post by styckx on Sept 5, 2013 18:56:39 GMT -6
I'll try watching
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Post by styckx on Sept 5, 2013 19:04:45 GMT -6
It's so hilarious to see Tito Ortiz resorting to this..
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Post by Ed Becker on Sept 5, 2013 19:05:54 GMT -6
What?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 19:06:25 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 5, 2013 19:08:08 GMT -6
They're gonna bang together? That sounds gay. Like, legit gay.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:12:44 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:16:43 GMT -6
If they had What'd the Pipebomb promo....
John Cena, WHAT? while you lay there, WHAT? hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, WHAT? I want you to listen to me. WHAT? I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, WHAT? I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.
I don’t hate you, WHAT? John. WHAT? I don’t even dislike you. WHAT? I do like you. WHAT? I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.
I hate this idea that you’re the best. WHAT? Because you’re not. WHAT? I’m the best. WHAT? I’m the best in the world. WHAT? There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing Vince McMahon’s ass.
You’re as good as kissing Vince McMahon’s ass as Hulk Hogan was. WHAT? I don’t know if you’re as good as Dwayne though. WHAT? He’s a pretty good ass kisser. WHAT? Always was and still is.
Whoops! WHAT? I’m breaking the fourth wall!
[Punk waves to the camera]
I am the best wrestler in the world.
I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. WHAT? And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. WHAT? That’s right, WHAT? I’m a Paul Heyman guy. WHAT? You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? WHAT? Brock Lesnar. WHAT? And he split just like I’m splitting. WHAT? But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I’m going to leave with the WWE Championship.
I’ve grabbed so many of Vincent K. WHAT? McMahon’s brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, WHAT? they’re completely imaginary. WHAT? The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, WHAT? for almost six years, WHAT? I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, WHAT? in that ring, WHAT? even in commentary! WHAT? Nobody can touch me!
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, WHAT? I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. WHAT? I’m not on the cover of the program. WHAT? I’m barely promoted. WHAT? I don't get to be in movies. WHAT? I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network. WHAT? I’m not on the poster of WrestleMania. WHAT? I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. WHAT? I’m not on Conan O’Brian. WHAT? I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. WHAT? But the fact of the matter is, WHAT? I should be.
This isn’t sour grapes. WHAT? But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I’m not makes me sick!
Oh hey, WHAT? let me get something straight. WHAT? Those of you who are cheering me right now, WHAT? you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. WHAT? Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. WHAT? You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. WHAT? And then at five in the morning at the airport, WHAT? you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.
I’m leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. WHAT? And hell, WHAT? who knows, WHAT? maybe I’ll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling. WHAT? Maybe…I’ll go back to Ring of Honor.
[Punk looks at the camera and waves]
Hey, WHAT? Colt Cabana, WHAT? how you doing?
The reason I’m leaving is you people. WHAT? Because after I’m gone, WHAT? you’re still going to pour money into this company. WHAT? I’m just a spoke on the wheel. WHAT? The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. WHAT? Vince McMahon is going to make money despite himself. WHAT? He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. WHAT? You know why he’s not a billionaire? WHAT? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, WHAT? nonsensical, WHAT? douchebag (censored) yes men, WHAT? like John Laurinaitis, WHAT? who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, WHAT? and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after Vince McMahon is dead. WHAT? But the fact is, WHAT? it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.
Let me tell you a personal story about Vince McMahon alright. WHAT? We do this whole [anti] bully campaign...
WHAT?
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Post by Ed Becker on Sept 5, 2013 19:18:22 GMT -6
Where's the goddamned like button?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:20:53 GMT -6
y'know what?
I liked that ending. It made sense.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 19:24:46 GMT -6
I NEED A CHILLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVING GIGANTOR SLUG TRAILS ON YOUR PILLOWS?? Me too..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:25:28 GMT -6
.....did they just Did You Know at us?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:26:12 GMT -6
Heel turn for Sabin? or is he going to get evil against Bully Ray?
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Post by Ed Becker on Sept 5, 2013 19:26:12 GMT -6
Hammer on a pole match?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 19:28:40 GMT -6
.....did they just Did You Know at us? DID YOU KNOW? GERMANY MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Post by clintster on Sept 5, 2013 19:29:00 GMT -6
Jeezus, a women's wrestler who doesn't suck... in the ring.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:29:45 GMT -6
BAM!
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Post by Ed Becker on Sept 5, 2013 19:29:45 GMT -6
So they "what?" Bully and not Mickey?"
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Post by clintster on Sept 5, 2013 19:31:48 GMT -6
Goddamn you, gold lame.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 5, 2013 19:32:06 GMT -6
ODB is so goddamn over!!I love it!
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Sept 5, 2013 19:32:49 GMT -6
.....did they just Did You Know at us? DID YOU KNOW? GERMANY MOTHERFUCKER!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HUGE IN GERMANY?? THIS. FUCKING. GUY.
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Post by Ed Becker on Sept 5, 2013 19:41:21 GMT -6
Okay... this is a rumble. Forgot about that.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 5, 2013 19:45:15 GMT -6
SMITHS!
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Post by clintster on Sept 5, 2013 19:45:46 GMT -6
The fuck? A whole 10 seconds of action between commercials?
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