A MONARCH WILL BE CROWNED! STARS ARE FALLING in...

[pmoneyallstar]

Here's your crying towel.

wipe your eyes and pass the towel to the next person who comes in..

[pmoneyallstar]

[pmoneyallstar]

more gifs from Summerslam Last night.

imgur.com/a/3xuhQ

[pmoneyallstar]

IRELAND PARTY REACTION.

EV-O-LU-TION

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MY BRILLIANT SON-IN-LAW
GENIUS, SON. GENIUS. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE C.O.O.! THIS IS WHY I PAY YOU THE BIG BUCKS! WELL, THAT AND THE FACT THAT I WANT YOU TO THINK YOU'RE SAFE. YOU FUCKED MY DAUGHTER. YOU GOT HER PREGNANT. YOU'RE DYING IN YOUR SLEEP BY MY HANDS AT SOME POINT, BUT FOR NOW I GOTTA SAY: COLLUDING WITH A GUY WHO TORTURED YOUR FAMILY; WHO VINTAGE-ORTON'D AND KISSED MY AFOREMENTIONED DAUGHTER AND I GUESS YOUR WIFE (WHATEVER) IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE; WHO PUNTED ME AND OTHERS IN THE SKULL; A GUY WHOSE HOUSE YOU (UNDER ORDINARY LOGIC) ILLEGALLY INVADED IN ORDER TO PHYSICALLY ASSAULT...

TO TEAM UP AGAIN WITH THAT GUY IN ORDER TO SCREW OVER HORNSWOGGLE?
THAT'S MY KIND OF CRAZY!

BROCK LESNAR
IS A BITCH-ASS BITCH. I PAID YOU $675,000 TO TAKE OUT CM PUNK. DID YOU THINK THAT MEANT HIT HIM A FEW TIMES WITH A CHAIR AND THEN TAKE HIM OUT TO DINNER AFTER THE SHOW? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WENT TO THAT NICE RESTAURANT IN PASADENA OWNED BY JENNIFER LOPEZ'S DAD. HE'S A DICK AND SO ARE YOU. I ALMOST DON'T EVEN WANT TO BOOK YOU TO BEAT PUNK TWO MORE TIMES.

JOHN CENA
IS HURT, ISN'T CHAMP, AND IS GOING AWAY FOR A WHILE. SO FUCK HIM. WHO CARES?

NAH JUST KIDDING, IT'S CENA, SO I'LL BE PUTTING HIM IN A 22-MINUTE PROMO FOR THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT. HE'LL BE ON TV EVERY SINGLE DAY DESPITE NOT WRESTLING. I'LL MAKE HIM DANIEL BRYAN'S MENTOR OR SOMETHING. THEY'LL BECOME BUDDIES AND BRYAN WILL SLOWLY BUT SURELY GET YOU TO LIKE JOHN CENA, BECAUSE GOD DAMN IT I TOLD YOU TO LIKE HIM.

CHRISTIAN
IS SAD. HE LOST. NOW HE HAS TO EVALUATE WHERE HE'S AT IN LIFE, IN HIS CAREER, ALL OF THAT. I FEEL FOR THE GUY, REALLY. I MEAN I'VE NEVER BEEN IN THAT SITUATION IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, BUT I CAN RELATE. I HOPE HE DOES WELL. I MEAN THAT. I HOPE FOR BLESSED FORTUNES. AND NOT JUST RIGHT NOW, BUT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. YOU COULD SAY, I WISH HIM ALL THE BEST OF LUCK IN HIS FUTURE ENDEAVORS. YEAH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

DOLPH ZIGGLER
WHO? HAHAHA JUST KIDDING, SMARKS. WE'LL BE GETTING HIM BACK ON TRACK, AND BY "BACK ON TRACK" I MEAN FEUDING WITH CURTIS AXEL FOR THE "NOW THE D-BELT TO THE WWE TITLE'S A-BELT, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE'S B-BELT, AND THE US TITLE'S C-BELT" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP. LOOK, THE TRUTH IS I FUCKING HATE DOLPH ZIGGLER BECAUSE HE GOT A CONCUSSION, THEREBY TAKING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OUT OF MY CONTROL BRIEFLY, EVEN THOUGH IT NEVER REALLY WAS. I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DO THINGS I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO DO.

SOME FAT FUCK
KIDNAPPED KANE. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO KANE? WELL, ORDINARILY IF SOME UGLY JANITOR AT AN ARENA KIDNAPPED ONE OF MY SUPERSTARS I WOULD CALL THE AUTHORITIES OR SOMETHING BUT I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KANE ANY MORE. WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT, ONCE AGAIN, THERE WILL BE NO GIANT PENIS IN THE "SEE NO EVIL" SEQUEL, I PRETTY MUCH GAVE UP ALL HOPE OF KANE BEING A VIABLE STAR AGAIN. SO GO HAVE YOUR WAY WITH HIM, JANITOR GUY. MAYBE YOU CAN GET HIM TO STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT FIAT CURRENCY, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS.

THE BELLA TWINS
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE FORGET ABOUT THEM OR TOTAL DIVAS. THERE WILL BE AT LEAST NINE MENTIONS OF IT IN THE THIRD HOUR OF RAW TONIGHT. THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE THE MENTIONS IN THE FIRST TWO HOURS: I'M STILL DEBATING BETWEEN 40 AND 43. ALSO, WE NEED MORE APP MENTIONS. OH SHIT, I'VE GOT IT - WE'LL DO AN APP POLL FOR A MATCH, WHERE THE STIPULATIONS ARE PICKED BY THE DIVAS, AND WE'LL CALL IT THE "TOTAL DIVAS RAWACTIVE MATCH OF THE NIGHT". SHIT, WE CAN DO THIS ON A REGULAR BASIS! GOD, I LOVE BEING THIS SMART.

ALL THIS & MUCH MORE
8PM ET/5PM PT
ON
USA
DON'T FORGET THAT MOST CABLE PROVIDERS HAVE FREE ON-DEMAND REPLAYS OF TOTAL DIVAS, YOU CAN WATCH THAT WHILE YOU WAIT FOR ME TO BE ON TV AGAIN

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[DougieAXP]

Fuck Raw.

[DougieAXP]

FUCK YOU VINCE

[Deleted]

THEN
NOW
FOREVER

BURYING DANIEL BRYAN

[Smart Ass Monkey]

i'm sleepy.

[gunnyhighway]

Shows on.

[DougieAXP]

So WTF happened to the rule where the champion had to be on his feet before the MITB cash-in match could start?

[Smart Ass Monkey]

well, I guess he's not taking time off...

[Smart Ass Monkey]

DougieAXP: So WTF happened to the rule where the champion had to be on his feet before the MITB cash-in match could start?

it changes from cash-in to cash-in, as the storyline dictates.

[styckx]

Oh god.. Why is he opening the show? He lost

[DougieAXP]

thats a nice shiner

[Ed Becker]

DougieAXP: So WTF happened to the rule where the champion had to be on his feet before the MITB cash-in match could start?

It was at the hotel bar drinking with the spot where the ref still counts when the shoulders hit the mat during a submission.

[DougieAXP]

He's got bigger balls on his arm then he does where they matter

[Smart Ass Monkey]

4-6 months?

Surprise return at Survivor Series.

Book it, done!

[gunnyhighway]

Nice work, Cena. We will see you soon(er).

[Ed Becker]

Have I mentioned how over DB is?

[Smart Ass Monkey]

ALL MCMAHON, ALL THE TIME

[gunnyhighway]

This is all sorts of bad now. We do not need her.

[styckx]

Wow... Beautiful chant

[DougieAXP]

I want to DBD to say "FUCK YOU WHORE, FUCK YOUR HUSBAND, AND FUCK YOUR IDIOT FATHER. YOUR BROTHER IS THE ONLY ONE WITH ANY GOD DAMN SENSE. I'M OUT.

[Ed Becker]

And ho-lee shee-it did it get quiet in there. Time for the McMahon family feud to take over for the next quarter or so.

[styckx]

I would die for slut chants right now

[gunnyhighway]

Ed Becker: Have I mentioned how over DB is?

It is insNe. I really hope it can keep going all the way to NOLA.

[hobblekitty]

OH SHIT! LIE DOWN WITH TRASH!?

[Ed Becker]

Whoever has the Grumpy Cat poster in the front row is my hero.

[gunnyhighway]

He keeps getting better. I am hard.