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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 16:55:12 GMT -6
 BRIE BELLAIS MORE IMPORTANT THAN DANIEL BRYAN AND IS THE ONLY REASON THAT NERD IS GETTING A TITLE SHOT. SHE WAS THE ONE WHO CAME TO US WITH THE CORPORATE MAKEOVER IDEA BECAUSE SHE'S SICK OF PULLING CATERPILLARS OUT OF HIS BEARD. TRUE STORY.I KINDA HATE THE FUCK OUT OF TOTAL DIVAS BUT WATCH IT ANYWAY GOD DAMN ITBELIEVE IN THE SHIELDJOBBING TO THE USOS ON FREE TVBROCK LESNARWILL EARN $230,000 FROM TONIGHT AND SUMMERSLAM, AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT BECAUSE I'M HOPING HE BREAKS CM PUNK'S NECK IN HALF. YOU KNOW, ACCIDENTALLY. PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I HATE THAT WHINY FUCK SO MUCH AND IT'S THIS SIMPLE: I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK THAT LITTLE STRAIGHT-EDGE TWAT GIVES ME WHEN THERE'S COKE ON MY NOSE. I KNOW THERE'S COKE ON MY NOSE, YOU PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE, I DON'T NEED YOU GUILT-FUCKING ME IN THE EYES OVER IT. I'M NOT LINDSAY LOHAN, I'M YOUR GODDAMN BOSS, TREAT ME LIKE IT.UH, FUCK YEAH RYBACK, I GUESSI'M JUST NOT FEELING IT ANYMORE. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST PAY GOLDBERG TO SQUASH THIS GUY AT WRESTLEMANIA.ROB VAN DAMGETS GOOD WEED AND I'M GLAD HE DOESN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT BEING IN ANY KIND OF STORYLINE TO SPEAK OF AS LONG AS HE GETS TO DO FIVE SPOTS AND THE THUMB-POINTING THING. WIN-WIN, AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T GET PULLED OVER AGAIN. LESSON LEARNED: ONLY GIVE HIM THE UNITED STATES, INTERCONTINENTAL OR TAG TEAM TITLES SINCE NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE. ANDMY BEAUTIFUL CHILDRENI KNOW I ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THE CORPORATE MAKEOVER SEGMENT BUT SERIOUSLY, HOW FUCKING AWESOME IS IT THAT THE USA NETWORK KNOWS SO LITTLE ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCH THE PROGRAMS IT AIRS THAT IT THINKS PUTTING ME ON TV WILL MATTER? I'VE BEEN HEARING THE BOARD BITCH ABOUT ME ON TV FOR SO LONG THAT AFTER THIS, I'M BASICALLY WALKING AROUND NAKED BACKSTAGE WHENEVER I'M NOT ON CAMERA. I ORDER PEOPLE TO RE-CLOTHE ME BEFORE THE CAMERAS COME ON.ALL THIS & MORE8pm ET/5pm PTONUSAIF YOU HAVEN'T DOWNLOADED THE WWE APP YET, I'LL BE PUSHING IT ONTO YOUR PHONE'S SYSTEM MEMORY IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS. I TOLD YOU I HAVE CONNECTIONS BUT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME. WELL YOU WILL WHEN YOUR PHONE'S ALARM CLOCK IS SET TO ME SINGING TO MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS!I'M GONNA POP SOME CROWDS
ONLY GOT $20 MILLION IN MY POCKET
I-I-I'M GONNA
BURY DANIEL BRYAN
I AM FUCK-ING AWE-SOME[/b][/center] |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 5, 2013 17:00:53 GMT -6
Beautiful, just beautiful.
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 17:02:40 GMT -6
Senile Vince:
I'M GONNA POP SOME CROWDS
ONLY GOT $20 MILLION IN MY POCKET
I-I-I'M GONNA
BURY DANIEL BRYAN
I AM FUCK-ING AWE-SOME
First of all, I love that last bit. Second of all: did anyone let you in the fWc FB? I don't see the new requests any more but I also don't see any new members. If not request entry again and I will let you in.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 5, 2013 17:30:18 GMT -6
That one was a thing of beauty. Bravo, SV.
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 17:34:14 GMT -6
P$ HAS SEEN THE LIGHT! HE ADMITS TOTAL DIVAS IS TOTAL TRASH!! I am so happy. *wipes away a tear of pride* I thought for sure I was had a genuine mark on my hands lol. |
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 17:53:34 GMT -6
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!Summer Camp reality star Brooke Mangum commented on being at tonight's RAW, writing on Twitter: "Excited to be a part of @wwe #Raw live tonight from Green Bay! You can see it live at 8pm Eastern on @usa_Network #SummerCampUSA"AREN"T YOU EXCITED BROTHERS? 
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 17:58:16 GMT -6
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 18:00:13 GMT -6
hobblekitty: Senile Vince :
I'M GONNA POP SOME CROWDS
ONLY GOT $20 MILLION IN MY POCKET
I-I-I'M GONNA
BURY DANIEL BRYAN
I AM FUCK-ING AWE-SOME
First of all, I love that last bit.
Second of all: did anyone let you in the fWc FB? I don't see the new requests any more but I also don't see any new members. If not request entry again and I will let you in.
Just re-sent the request
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 18:00:59 GMT -6
THEN
NOW
FOREVER
BURYING DANIEL BRYAN |
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 18:02:33 GMT -6
They seriously need to change the RAW intro song.. "Tonights the night" is sooooooo tired.. We need some Pantera or something.
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 18:04:39 GMT -6
lol @ eating meat
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2013 18:04:54 GMT -6
Sandow:
I SHALL CALL HIM MINI-ME
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 18:05:05 GMT -6
OK, D-Bry still has his beard so perhaps this is not all bad...
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 18:08:22 GMT -6
Can someone email pro-boards and tell them to fix this piece of shit forum? I'm itching closer to not even bother trying to use this shithole.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 5, 2013 18:10:35 GMT -6
That Senile Vince run-down was a thing of beauty.
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 18:12:43 GMT -6
Vince McMahon walks as if he was a marionette whose strings are being pulled by a drunken puppeteer.
Go home, Vince McMahon's puppeteer, you're drunk.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 5, 2013 18:14:05 GMT -6
I don't know Vince, I think if you look back to 2004, you probably put the title on Hornswoggle for half an hour or so in a coke fueled haze...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 5, 2013 18:14:16 GMT -6
I already hate this episode
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 18:14:53 GMT -6
NO! NO! NO!
NO SHAVING OF THE BEARD YOU FUCKS!! |
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 5, 2013 18:15:08 GMT -6
Do you really need 8 guys to wheel out a barber chair?
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 18:15:29 GMT -6
styckx: Can someone email pro-boards and tell them to fix this piece of shit forum? I'm itching closer to not even bother trying to use this shithole. What's going on with it?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 5, 2013 18:16:12 GMT -6
"I know what they really want"
That is the most honest statement we have ever heard from Delusional Vince.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 5, 2013 18:18:19 GMT -6
When did this Barrett music start? I don't know why I bother asking, it's just going to change next week...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 5, 2013 18:18:37 GMT -6
Barrett?? You have the perfect opportunity to give Brutus Beefcake a vc cameo, and they go with Wade Barrett??
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 18:19:13 GMT -6
So Barrett is jobbing to DB later tonight
/wizard
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 5, 2013 18:20:41 GMT -6
The motherfuckin beard is MOTHERFUCKIN HERE!!!! That was awesome!
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 5, 2013 18:22:50 GMT -6
Good opener.
here
Now
BEARD-EVER!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 5, 2013 18:23:19 GMT -6
Well, that almost made sense.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Aug 5, 2013 18:23:45 GMT -6
It wasnt as bad as it could have been.
Things we learned
1) They are letting Bryan call himself a wrestler
2) Bryan might not be ready to start the show with the mic
3) Vince is unbelievable and terrible as the evil boss
4) Green Bay still sucks
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Post by styckx on Aug 5, 2013 18:23:49 GMT -6
styckx: Can someone email pro-boards and tell them to fix this piece of shit forum? I'm itching closer to not even bother trying to use this shithole. What's going on with it? Super slow page loads, or this error in scattered between working normally. It's been happening for over a month  |
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