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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 15:42:17 GMT -6
 RAW IS TAPED
WHICH MEANS HALF OF YOU AREN'T GOING TO WATCH THIS AND THE OTHER HALF WILL ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS. THIS MESSAGE IS FOR THE FIRST GROUP: I HAVE FRIENDS AT THE NSA, AND I'M GOING TO DOWNLOAD ALL OF YOUR CONVERSATIONS TO MY IPHONE. I'LL BE CREATING A NEW SEGMENT CALLED "WHY YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING" WHERE RANDOM EMBARRASSING INFORMATION GATHERED FROM THE DOWNLOADED CONTENT WILL BE READ ALOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING BY ME.
THIS NEXT MESSAGE IS FOR THOSE WHO WILL BE WATCHING TONIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU READ THE SPOILERS ALREADY: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU SHOULD BE PUTTING THE SHOW ON, MUTING THAT SHIT (UNLESS YOU SEE ME ON-SCREEN THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING CRANK IT TO 90) AND JACKING OFF TO FREE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL ON THE INTERNET. HOW DO YOU THINK I GET THROUGH THOSE SHAREHOLDER CONFERENCE CALLS? ONE HAND ON THE BUTTON, ONE HAND ON THE JACKHAMMER.
BRAD MADDOX
IS A BITCH-ASS BITCH
DOLPH ZIGGLER
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? HAHAHA JUST KIDDING. HE'S STILL NOT GETTING THE BELT BACK ANY TIME SOON, LOSERS. SANDOW WILL CASH IN AND LOSE TO DEL RIO VIA CROSS-ARM BREAKER AND DEL RIO WILL HOLD IT UNTIL WRESTLEMANIA, WHERE HE WILL FACE REY MYSTERIO IN A WINNER-TAKES-MEXICO MATCH.
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD
DROPPING THE TAG BELTS TO SHEAMUS & SANTINO
ALBERTO DEL RIO
WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF SOME OLD LOSER I PAY OUT OF PITY TONIGHT. I DON'T REMEMBER WHO IT IS, BUT YOU'LL BE IN THE MIDDLE OF "DICK-CRAZED HERMAPHRODITE MIDGETS WITH GIANT ASSES 47" ANYWAY SO DON'T WORRY IT'S NOT WORTH WATCHING. BUT KEEP THE TV ON. I WANT THAT GODDAMN RATING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO FINALLY SAY THIS
JOHN CENA
IS A REALLY GOOD SPORT AND ALL, AND I KNOW HE'S THE MAKE-A-WISH POSTER BOY AND WHATNOT, BUT GIVING A TITLE MATCH TO A HOMELESS GOAT CHILD IS GOING WAY TOO FAR WITH THE CHARITY BULLSHIT. DON'T WORRY THOUGH, ORTON'S WALKING OUT OF SUMMERSLAM WITH THE BELT.
OTHER SHIT
WHO FUCKING CARES IT'S TAPED
ALL THIS & MORE BLAH BLAH BLAH
USA
FUCK YOU |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 15:56:26 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 16:06:07 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 16:10:16 GMT -6
This would be Dougie's entrance music.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jul 29, 2013 16:12:02 GMT -6
TOTAL DIVAS GOT HIGHER RATINGS THAN TNA!!
FUCK YOU MARKS. TD IS BETTER THAN TONIGHTS RAW.
DEATH TO PONIES, ALL HAIL KING EYEBROWS!! |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jul 29, 2013 16:18:33 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 16:18:44 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: TOTAL DIVAS GOT HIGHER RATINGS THAN TNA!!
FUCK YOU MARKS. TD IS BETTER THAN TONIGHTS RAW.
DEATH TO PONIES, ALL HAIL KING EYEBROWS!! who is King Eyebrows?
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 16:35:06 GMT -6
Smiths: pmoneyallstar : TOTAL DIVAS GOT HIGHER RATINGS THAN TNA!!
FUCK YOU MARKS. TD IS BETTER THAN TONIGHTS RAW.
DEATH TO PONIES, ALL HAIL KING EYEBROWS!!
1.3 million people. same ratings at TNA. meaning 25% of RAW people tuned in to go "wtf is this?"
Remember: 10 million people tuned into game 1 of the XFL.
I wish the XFL could have made it
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 16:47:52 GMT -6
Smiths: And Senile Vince , you forgot that Total Divas will be airing RIGHT AFTER RAW TONIGHT! I guarantee they won't mention that at all. AT ALL.
SORRY, I WAS TOO BUSY SNORTING BATH SALTS WHILE WATCHING MY INTERIOR DECORATORS PUT UP A 6' X 10' WALL POSTER OF BOTH BELLAS NAKED. FROM 2007.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 16:53:08 GMT -6
Senile Vince: Smiths : And Senile Vince , you forgot that Total Divas will be airing RIGHT AFTER RAW TONIGHT! I guarantee they won't mention that at all. AT ALL.
SORRY, I WAS TOO BUSY SNORTING BATH SALTS WHILE WATCHING MY INTERIOR DECORATORS PUT UP A 6' X 10' WALL POSTER OF BOTH BELLAS NAKED. FROM 2007. umm....pics? you know....for a friend
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 16:56:35 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Senile Vince : Smiths : And Senile Vince , you forgot that Total Divas will be airing RIGHT AFTER RAW TONIGHT! I guarantee they won't mention that at all. AT ALL.
SORRY, I WAS TOO BUSY SNORTING BATH SALTS WHILE WATCHING MY INTERIOR DECORATORS PUT UP A 6' X 10' WALL POSTER OF BOTH BELLAS NAKED. FROM 2007.
umm....pics? you know....for a friend
I PUT A PROTECTIVE ANTI-PAPARAZZI SCREEN OVER IT THAT PREVENTS CAMERAS FROM TAKING PICTURES. INSTEAD, WHEN YOU TAKE THE SHOT, THE BELLAS' NAKED LADY PARTS ARE REPLACED BY IMAGES OF GENE SNITSKY AND HEIDENREICH. EDIT: LOL... IT WAS 2007, SMITHS! IT WAS 2007 ALL ALONG, SMITHS.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 17:10:10 GMT -6
so is anyone gonna watch this with me or should I play darksiders?
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Post by styckx on Jul 29, 2013 17:11:17 GMT -6
I'm watching it. I know nothing of importance will happen since the dirt sheets didn't explode..
P.S. Total Divas was AWFUL..
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 17:18:40 GMT -6
so me and Styckx?
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 17:29:56 GMT -6
Smiths: DougieAXP : so is anyone gonna watch this with me or should I play darksiders?
I'm at 97% of Last of Us and am waiting until Friday (have off) to finish it. Damn engaging NO SPOILERS and i just do not think it can end nicely so i dreading it. But enjoying it. IT like a good book. but in a game. fuck off murder lover...THEY ALL FUCKING DIE
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 17:30:25 GMT -6
ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW BUT ALL THOSE ZOMBIE GAMES AND MOVIES END THE FUCKING SAME WAY
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jul 29, 2013 17:46:00 GMT -6
I'm watching it. I know nothing of importance will happen since the dirt sheets didn't explode.. P.S. Total Divas was AWFUL.. Shut your WHORE mouth. I got 3 hours to regail you all with the awesomeness that is Total Divas |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jul 29, 2013 17:54:09 GMT -6
Total NATALYA.
Watch the Totes Deev and you'll become a fan or at least finally have an idea how much shit th womens division ends up with
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 17:54:43 GMT -6
Smiths: pmoneyallstar :
Today at 7:11pm , styckx wrote: I'm watching it. I know nothing of importance will happen since the dirt sheets didn't explode..
P.S. Total Divas was AWFUL..
Shut your WHORE mouth.
I got 3 hours to regail you all with the awesomeness that is Total Divas
reenact scenes in action figures
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Post by gunnyhighway on Jul 29, 2013 18:00:25 GMT -6
Interested in what they do with Kane.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Jul 29, 2013 18:03:10 GMT -6
NO A-RY IN THE VIDEO PACKAGE! BULLSHIT!
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Post by styckx on Jul 29, 2013 18:06:43 GMT -6
Can you imagine.. Vince is in the ring and that's the killer ovation you get... That's so awesome for him.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Jul 29, 2013 18:09:09 GMT -6
styckx: Can you imagine.. Vince is in the ring and that's the killer ovation you get... That's so awesome for him. I know it makes me an "indie mark/SMARK" but this guy is doing things nobody saw coming. It is awesome.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 18:09:33 GMT -6
THIS IS FUCKING BORING
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Post by DougieAXP on Jul 29, 2013 18:10:29 GMT -6
so is Vince somewhat shooting on Bryan?
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Post by styckx on Jul 29, 2013 18:12:28 GMT -6
When did Vince forget how to cut a promo? This is terrible
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Post by gunnyhighway on Jul 29, 2013 18:14:12 GMT -6
DougieAXP: THIS IS FUCKING BORING Yep. But this guy is nuclear right now and they are giving him the anti-Vince rub. Does the job and it was a third of the length of a HHH intro.
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Post by styckx on Jul 29, 2013 18:14:20 GMT -6
hahaha, and this is taped. Vince had every chance to dull those chants down and didn't.. DB is in a good place..
And why is this board barely ever working right.. Error every other page load.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2013 18:15:17 GMT -6
so yeah, WWE Champion Randy Orton will be fun
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Post by gunnyhighway on Jul 29, 2013 18:15:49 GMT -6
styckx: When did Vince forget how to cut a promo? This is terrible Old and disinterest. He needs to go away and leave it to HHH
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