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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 19:54:22 GMT -6
Every time I see Zeb Colter, I have an irresistible urge to change channel to MSNBC.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 19:54:44 GMT -6
this raw is a BFD
i agreed with michael cole today
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 19:55:52 GMT -6
Smiths: she was in danger of that last night too she'll be in a burka next week
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 19:58:24 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 19:58:57 GMT -6
Smiths: she looks far worse than i last remember her... maybe her hair doesn't translate well to still shots....
i dunno.. Boston is winning and Dougie is my friend FUCK BOSTON
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 19:59:30 GMT -6
Smiths: Auntie Cheesus : Seriously? Antonio Cesaro is the replacement for Jack Swagger?
HOW'S REMARRIED LIFE I LOVE CAPS LOCK Oh, we're loving married life here. Ralph actually drove my car for the first time since it rolled off the showroom floor in 2008... he took it to the dealer for me to get the oil changed. Of course, I discovered what a pain in the ass it is to park his car in the company garage... At least I convinced him to finally see a doctor. His back is in terrible shape and his blood pressure is sky high.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 20:00:12 GMT -6
Smiths: love this commercial... it's not yours until you shake on it
Best is still this one:
Video Size:DefaultMediumLarge var pb_ad_url = "http://ads.proboards.com/ad.pl?as= 300x250&ap=BTF&f=3459779&s=525&fc=1 4&d=pancakewrestling.proboards.com& g=M&a=113&cb="+Math.random();docum ent.write(' ');
then this one:
Video Size:DefaultMediumLarge var pb_ad_url = "http://ads.proboards.com/ad.pl?as= 300x250&ap=BTF&f=3459779&s=525&fc=1 4&d=pancakewrestling.proboards.com& g=M&a=113&cb="+Math.random();docum ent.write(' ');
but shake on it is awesome too. Yea the shake on it had me a little choked up.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 17, 2013 20:01:09 GMT -6
Kaitlyn gets sex hair when she wrestles.
I LOVE sex hair.
And muscular, yet feminine quads.
FUCK YOU.
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Post by sharktrager on Jun 17, 2013 20:02:26 GMT -6
We just erupted in to chants of "Fuck you Cena", "Cena Sucks" chants.
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Post by sharktrager on Jun 17, 2013 20:02:57 GMT -6
BTW, 14 and 16 believe Cena has an unnatural attachment to young boys.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 20:04:29 GMT -6
Smiths: DougieAXP : Yea the shake on it had me a little choked up.
NHL folks know how to make people realize the Cup is the best goddamn final series in all of sports. Fuck the superbowl playoffs and shit with "byes" and even the World Series with its "well it's 5 games THEN we go 7 fuck you" and NBA fuck you black people.
maybe that's why i like Bound For Glory so much after figuring it out last year... it's really a Stanley Cup-esque tournament.
I TEXT AND MY KID HAS NO LEGS You rock.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 20:05:22 GMT -6
Smiths: Auntie Cheesus : Smiths : Auntie Cheesus : Seriously? Antonio Cesaro is the replacement for Jack Swagger?
HOW'S REMARRIED LIFE I LOVE CAPS LOCK
Oh, we're loving married life here. Ralph actually drove my car for the first time since it rolled off the showroom floor in 2008... he took it to the dealer for me to get the oil changed. Of course, I discovered what a pain in the ass it is to park his car in the company garage...
At least I convinced him to finally see a doctor. His back is in terrible shape and his blood pressure is sky high.
yep. and until that policy goes through, he can't die.
open enrollment and all that... I didn't take the life insurance on him. However, if you listen to his mom, our eloping damn near killed her. She's expecting photos when we have a proper church wedding. Never mind the fact he hasn't set foot in a church in 36 years, other than his grandparents' funeral masses... and I've been banned from walking near Catholic churches after Cardinal Mahoney claimed one trembled every time I passed.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 20:05:50 GMT -6
awww, putting his boots on the stage like that.
I think this actually might be it for Mizark.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jun 17, 2013 20:08:34 GMT -6
I bet both Vince and Stephanie are holding back HHH so he doesn't came out to get him some "Thank you" chants.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 20:09:01 GMT -6
Smiths: Auntie Cheesus : I didn't take the life insurance on him. However, if you listen to his mom, our eloping damn near killed her. She's expecting photos when we have a proper church wedding.
Never mind the fact he hasn't set foot in a church in 36 years, other than his grandparents' funeral masses... and I've been banned from walking near Catholic churches after Cardinal Mahoney claimed one trembled every time I passed.
just make a cross out of popsicle sticks, tape it on your wall, and take a picture of you two in front of it.
it's an "up and coming" church. praise jeebus Technically, the house is a church. I have performed wedding and handfasting ceremonies in the living room. His mother had kittens the one time they visited about the altar.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 20:11:16 GMT -6
Little known fact: Mark Henry's high school weight lifting record went unbroken for 22 years in the state of Texas.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 20:11:29 GMT -6
Really fucking nice that Mizark got the moment to retire in front of the people, with his health mostly intact, and still popular. I may not have always like him, but I have always respected the hell out of him.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 20:13:21 GMT -6
HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 20:13:21 GMT -6
Now that was well worked.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 20:14:55 GMT -6
Auntie Cheesus: Little known fact: Mark Henry's high school weight lifting record went unbroken for 22 years in the state of Texas. I've been to Silsbee Texas, aint shit to do there BUT benchpress
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 20:15:42 GMT -6
that was great and they gave it away and I didn't care and it was great
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jun 17, 2013 20:15:43 GMT -6
YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY TO HAVE YO AIR BILL DEBTS FORGIVEN, CENA?? NO PEAS!! NO PEAS!!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 17, 2013 20:15:44 GMT -6
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jun 17, 2013 20:17:46 GMT -6
In five minutes, Mizark did more acting than Cena did in all of his movies combined...
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 20:17:48 GMT -6
Smiths: Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
describe it to me so that i may join DO IT After asking Cena to stay in the ring with him, Mark Henry gave a touching speech, ending with how his little girl cries when he goes on the road, Cena came over to Henry, wrapped his hand around the belt and raised it with him... Then Henry nailed Cena to the mat with a World's Strongest Slam. "'Cause that's what I DO!!"
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 20:19:45 GMT -6
Smiths: Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
describe it to me so that i may join DO IT Dude, Mizark had actual tears in his eyes. The fans were in the palm of his hand. Cena handed him the belt and raised his hand, AND MIZARK FUCKING WORLD'S STRONGEST SLAMMED HIM!!! IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING! Dude, it was so real. EVERYONE bought it. HE CRIED! And then he destroyed Cena, and yelled that he wasn't done He has a lot left in the tank! THAT'S WHAT HE DOES
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 20:19:56 GMT -6
Smiths: Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
Creationist Ape : HOLY SHIT!! AWESOME SWERVE!!!
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describe it to me so that i may join DO IT fucking epic retirement speech, full blown speech, mentioned his wife, his kids, told his baby girl who cries every time he leaves that he's finally coming home, etc Cena had handed him the belt earlier on and Mark cried and raised it and had given it back saying "here john I want to give this back to you, because ya gotta earn this..." and I knew right then where this was going (because I'm a cynical fuck who thinks EVERYTHING is a work) and they still got me when he was talking about his kids. then Cena came back in the ring and raised Mark's hands with the WWE title in both of their hands, and went to hug Henry. BAM World's Strongest Slam YOU THINK IT'S THAT EASY drops the belt on Cena's gut THAT'LL BE MINE SOON goes back up the ramp, dusts off his coat, picks up the boots he had left there (think they were going with the bread and salt thing from Game of Thrones there by referencing "hanging up the boots" like him putting them on the ramp was a peace offering) THAT'S WHAT I DO
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Post by sharktrager on Jun 17, 2013 20:21:33 GMT -6
The imaginary rock band vs. the guy who is actually in a rock band.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 20:21:38 GMT -6
in fact, I didn't think it'd end with a slam like that.
when Mark was handed the belt by Cena I honestly thought they'd make Mark a babyface and have Cena give him one final shot at the title and the crowd would go berserk for it
instead this
which is MUCH FUCKING BETTER and the crowd is just like WAIT WHAT THE FUCK OMG
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 17, 2013 20:23:42 GMT -6
If Mark Henry is victorious, he'll have held the WWE, World and ECW titles. I think that makes him one of maybe what, 1, 2 to ever do so?
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