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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 17, 2013 16:35:17 GMT -6
JOHN CENA IS CHAMP AND HE IS HERE!! to shit all over D-Bry. Ziggler is live Via MRI machine, Will the Wyatt Family finally show up off of their long road trip from the bowels of Florida? Alberto Del Rio es champion. Was Zeb right all along? Tonight also begins the losing streak of Axel foley. After an intense tailpipe to the banana parts. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 16:56:26 GMT -6
- WWE.com has posted an article stating that following his match at WWE Payback, Dolph Ziggler has been deemed unable to compete. The article noted that Ziggler has not been medically cleared to return to the ring at this time and that the assault by Del Rio "clearly took its toll."
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Jun 17, 2013 17:05:28 GMT -6
If anyone needs a classic example of the dangers of concussions, one need look no further than Vince McMahon and his "booking".
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 17:33:25 GMT -6
So is Dolph legit injured?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 17:34:57 GMT -6
TONIGHT
JOHN CENA
TRIUMPHANTLY PUT RYBACK THROUGH THE TOP OF AN AMBULANCE LAST NIGHT, A SPOT WE WILL SHOW YOU 17 TIMES TONIGHT IN THE FORM OF 3-4 STILL PHOTOS AND CUT UP BITS OF THE ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR COMMENTARY YOU GET FROM COLE & CO. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S AWESOME HOW CENA ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO WIN? WELL, 9-YEAR-OLDS DO AND THEIR MOMS ARE SOMETIMES HOT AND THEY GIVE ME MONEY SO FUCK YOU.
DOLPH ZIGGLER
SUCKS
PUNK IS BACK
AFTER DEFEATING CHRIS IDON'TFUCKINGCAREICHO LAST NIGHT AT PAYBACK. HE WON'T BE ON RAW TONIGHT THOUGH, HE'S GOING TO BE TOO BUSY WATCHING HOCKEY. I PUT $30,000 IN EACH OF THE REFS' POCKETS. LET'S GO BRUINS! HAHAHA...
FUCK YEAH RYBACK!
WILL APPEAR ON RAW TONIGHT WALKING ON HIS OWN TWO FEET WITH A BAND-AID ON HIS FOREHEAD. THAT'S THE EXTENT OF LONG-TERM SELLING YOU'RE GOING TO GET FROM HIM, BECAUSE
FUCK YEAH RYBACK!
MARK HENRY
ISN'T RETIRING, HE'S GOING TO FACE THE BIG SHOW IN A BEST OF SEVEN SERIES THAT CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF 60 MINUTE IRON MAN MATCHES IN WHICH THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS TO MAKE YOUR OPPONENT TAP OUT TO AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH. FUCK YOU, MARK HENRY, YOU LEAVE WHEN I TELL YOU YOU CAN LEAVE. I'M NOT DONE GETTING MY MONEY'S WORTH.
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD
JOBBING AGAIN ON TV
BRAY WYATT
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?
NO I'M SERIOUS ARE WE PAYING HIM?
ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE
IN LIKE 20 MINUTES HOLY SHIT
ON
USA
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I'M GOING TO FIND THAT DOLPHINS GUY FROM REDDIT AND HAVE HIM CASTRATED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. HIS BRONZED SCROTUM WILL BE ADDED TO THE TOP RING ROPE ON THE MAIN CAMERA SIDE OF THE RING. SNITCHES GET STICHES, BITCHES. [/b][/size][/center] |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 17:37:15 GMT -6
Made a quick edit addition haha...
oh man, I love me some 3 hour clusterfuck RAWs
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Post by hobblekitty on Jun 17, 2013 17:40:50 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: - WWE.com has posted an article stating that following his match at WWE Payback, Dolph Ziggler has been deemed unable to compete. The article noted that Ziggler has not been medically cleared to return to the ring at this time and that the assault by Del Rio "clearly took its toll." I'm not surprised. Last night's match was really insane. I would like to say I can't believe the WWE allowed that to happen considering the circumstances, but I can believe it all too well.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 17:42:59 GMT -6
DougieAXP: So is Dolph legit injured? Probably not, but given the ridiculous amount of head attacks he took last night I wouldn't be surprised. This story would be way the fuck more engaging if we didn't just watch Triple H fake a concussion for the purpose of getting us to all get quiet and shocked and uncomfortable. Now here's Dolph Ziggler, who had a real concussion, and they're doing that story -- can you imagine if it hadn't been H'd all over? We'd all be fucking apoplectic about it. Instead, it's the next day and the predictable announcement on WWE.com comes out and we're still wondering if it was a true double-turn. This company...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 17:52:49 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar:
Tonight also begins the losing streak of Axel foley. After an intense tailpipe to the banana parts. Now I want a segment where Mick Foley shows up and tries to encourage him to ditch Paul Heyman and let he, Mick Foley, be his manager, and he points at Curtis and says "Axel" and points at himself and says "Foley" and starts talking about how their theme song could be the song from Beverly Hills Cop when Axel just beats the piss out of him right there.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 18:00:12 GMT -6
THE FOLLOWING POSTS ARE A POST-WATERSHED PRODUCTION |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 17, 2013 18:00:16 GMT -6
Senile Vince: pmoneyallstar :
Tonight also begins the losing streak of Axel foley. After an intense tailpipe to the banana parts.
Now I want a segment where Mick Foley shows up and tries to encourage him to ditch Paul Heyman and let he, Mick Foley, be his manager, and he points at Curtis and says "Axel" and points at himself and says "Foley" and starts talking about how their theme song could be the song from Beverly Hills Cop when Axel just beats the piss out of him right there.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:01:02 GMT -6
DougieAXP: So is Dolph legit injured? of course not. Shit, WWE.com could publish a story saying that the sun is really hot and I wouldn't believe it.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:03:32 GMT -6
suit and scarf = heel
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:05:33 GMT -6
his face turn made no fucking sense whatsoever, nor does his heel turn.
One day he's bad, the next he's good. One day he's good, the next he's bad.
bah
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:05:41 GMT -6
Smiths: fuck you. hockey.
fuck inconsistency and watching people kill themselves for a senile old man and his arrogant son-in-law
rather watch them kill themselves for some Tennessee chick. TALK HOCKEY HERE FUCKER
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:08:25 GMT -6
CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU, GO BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:09:12 GMT -6
PUNK?!
THANK YOU!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:10:04 GMT -6
Punk vs Albert Of The River?
I would be OK with that
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:14:19 GMT -6
oh dear
there is the face turn and split with Paul, telegraphed so obviously that even a dead blind man could see it.
odds of Paul turning on Punk during the match?
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:16:05 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: oh dear
there is the face turn and split with Paul, telegraphed so obviously that even a dead blind man could see it.
odds of Paul turning on Punk during the match? well since Vegas won't let you do 100%, i'll go 99-1
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 18:17:30 GMT -6
okay I like babyface Punk butting heads with Paul, coming to pick a fight with the guy who took out a great worker in a shitty way. this is good smark stuff.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 17, 2013 18:19:35 GMT -6
Wwe: Poor marks. U mad about Ziggler?
Marks: yes..
Wwe: would you like it if We have CMPunk beat up ADR?
Marks: (wipes away tears) ..mm..okay...
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:20:41 GMT -6
and here's the split
did Paul actually tear up there?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 18:21:03 GMT -6
alright yeah the turn happens tonight, Del Rio's gonna be a paul heyman guy
and we're gonna get Lesnar vs. Punk at Summerslam, maybe
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:21:56 GMT -6
HOLY SHIT!
CHRISTAN!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 18:22:10 GMT -6
WE TURNED VICKIE INTO A SMARK-LOVING BABYFACE LET'S SEE IF ANYONE NOTICES |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:22:35 GMT -6
CHRISTIAN!!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2013 18:24:59 GMT -6
in terms of damage control to smarks the only way the first hour gets better is if Christian wins this match, The Shield get a promo, and Bray Wyatt debuts vs. John Cena
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 17, 2013 18:26:05 GMT -6
Senile Vince: in terms of damage control to smarks the only way the first hour gets better is if Christian wins this match, The Shield get a promo, and Bray Wyatt debuts vs. John Cena 1/3 wizard
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 17, 2013 18:26:37 GMT -6
About goddamn time they bring him back! I have definitely missed seeing Captain Charisma on my TV.
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