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Post by Ed Becker on May 19, 2013 20:53:07 GMT -6
Smiths: Ed Becker : So is there anything that makes the replay worth watching? if you're a Shield OMG SHIELD INDY GUYS I LOVE THEM mark... even then. no. Grassyass as well. ... wait... There's a post-game show? (facedesks, gigs)
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Post by Ed Becker on May 19, 2013 20:54:37 GMT -6
Titan Towers better be ADA compliant for HHH...
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Post by styckx on May 19, 2013 20:55:28 GMT -6
Are we supposed to be getting HHH is retiring vibes or some shit?
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Post by DougieAXP on May 19, 2013 21:06:08 GMT -6
Smiths: DougieAXP : I DIDNT THINK YOU FUCKERS WOULD WATCH THIS. MY BAD asshole. i my friend even posted in your dinky stupid pony land. I didn't see you your friend. I've had a bad case of the ortons tonight.
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Post by Ed Becker on May 19, 2013 21:09:35 GMT -6
Smiths: and they shit messy diarrhea down our throats, make us spit it into a glass, then drink it in front of them again while they pee in our ears.
Don't give Vince any ideas...
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2013 21:28:17 GMT -6
Del Rio won the No. 1 Contender's Match after a big hot mess of "not this shit again"
The Shield walked out draped in gold yay (these were both good matches, too)
Fandango looked strong and Jericho got a win (and some credibility) back
H/Lesnar was meh. Right person won though.
Cena/Ryback ended and you didn't have to see one of them holding the title which was a nice touch.
They should have had that match close the show, though. H walking back to the locker room makes more sense as a fade-to-promo spot than a close-the-show spot. The ending of Cena/Ryback seemed like the kind of thing you close the show with, announcers dead silent (I mean SILENT). Especially when they showed Ryback on his feet. Doesn't that mean Cena loses? Ends in a no contest, huh? Whatever.
This card was very much missing the extra oomph you get from Punk and Ziggler.
H-Lesnar was meh. Did I already say that? MEH.
Orton-Big Show was... wait, I don't even remember seeing that match. That match happened, right? Seriously I forgot what happened.
The strap match wasn't bad until the end which was LOL WWE as soon as you stopped to think for like two seconds.
There was a catfight with milk crates and did that lead to a match at all I don't think it did. I mean they said the match wasn't happening because something something Ziggler crazy joke fat joke bang there's crates flying ~everywhere~ and then I don't remember any followup whatsoever
The coolest part about this show is Kane and Daniel Bryan can't argue about who is the tag team champions. Oh fuck, did I really type that? Now they've got ME saying it like that. Fuck.
I really wish TNA hadn't dropped off a cliff with Aces & Eights. There, I said it.
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Post by sharktrager on May 20, 2013 7:55:19 GMT -6
I tuned out when Show/Orton started because, simply, I didn't care. There wasn't a match on the card that mattered. It says something when
1) The World Title isn't the main event
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2) It doesn't fucking matter who wins the World Title
Looking at the rest of the thread I didn't miss much.
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Post by sharktrager on May 20, 2013 10:02:41 GMT -6
sharktrager: I tuned out when Show/Orton started because, simply, I didn't care. There wasn't a match on the card that mattered. It says something when 1) The World Title isn't the main event and 2) It doesn't fucking matter who wins the World Title Looking at the rest of the thread I didn't miss much. so... one could say... YOU WANTED TO QUIT That match was just painful. Del Rio can't act for shit, and Swagger saying "Ask him!" after every time he touched him was ridiculous. Hell, he got him tied up in the ropes and asked him BEFORE he even hit him. That's ignoring the huge continuity issues with Del Rio as if people are supposed to forget a guy whose gimmick was driving in the arena in $500K cars is supposed to be a rich guy.
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Post by sharktrager on May 20, 2013 11:39:54 GMT -6
Smiths: He's a farce as a character, which doesn't even make me give a crap about his wrestling. But, they apparently suck at marketing to Latinos and will pull every plancha they can. Consider this. The reason he's over now is because he turned face and he got over with white guys. He WAS over with the Latino audience. I didn't believe it either until 2 guys at work who buy PPVs and host parties talked about him. They and their friends loved del Rio the way he was. But the E, who did what they did to pander to Latinos, weren't satisfied with the target audience love him. They wanted him over with everyone. And they could not get him heel heat with the white audience because the character and performance were so bad. But those same people will cheer any face because that's what they're supposed to do.
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Post by styckx on May 20, 2013 13:20:47 GMT -6
Lol. Read Cena no sold the injury on the post show. So fucking stupid. WWE couldn't keep Cena injured for more then 15 minutes before resuming superman
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2013 17:37:56 GMT -6
Smiths: styckx : Lol. Read Cena no sold the injury on the post show. So fucking stupid. WWE couldn't keep Cena injured for more then 15 minutes before resuming superman yep. and wwe posted the video of him getting off the stretcher. they are so scared to do a "show without Cena" that they pull shit like this. I mean for fuck's sake.. back in the day you could attend a WWF taping and OH MY GOD not see some of the superstars you wanted. It was part of the damn show. I went to Smackdown after Tazz debuted in WWE and I had my Tazz vs. Angle signs and was all prepared for that to go down... but the show just had Tazz vs Mean Street Posse i think and no Angle anywhere. OH NO. Now it really is "we have to get the regular people in so the people are happy". As Uncle Ed said: no one is going there to hate the product. They had ONE WEEK without Cena and had to act like it was a fucking year of him missing TV. Didn't you hear? It's the John Cena Show Starring John Cena
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