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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 20:40:24 GMT -6
I'll be damned. I'm actually looking forward to a Robbie E match!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 20:40:46 GMT -6
The good news: being in Aces and 8's means Anderson doesn't do his obnoxious intro anymore.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 20:45:10 GMT -6
Anderson's biker jean are kinda....fancy.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 20:45:11 GMT -6
Aces & 8's realizes they shouldn't get another loss.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 20:45:41 GMT -6
And that is why I love Taz. Even as a heel, he still breaks character and laughs at a bad joke.
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Post by Ed Becker on Mar 7, 2013 20:46:01 GMT -6
Gotta be nit-picky here: Why is Storm's setup move called "closing time" and his finisher "last call?"
/yeah. I spend a lot of time in bars.
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Post by clintster on Mar 7, 2013 20:46:26 GMT -6
Smiths: still 15 mins So we'll get Rock and Cena trading dick jokes? Wait, wrong show; we actually get a match with the FULL TIME heavyweight champion.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 20:49:38 GMT -6
It would be perfect. Bully Ray comes in as the super face, has the entire promotion behind him, and beats Mister Makeup for the TNA World Championship. Brooke comes down, smiles, hugs him, and kisses him right square on the lips. Hulk Hogan is out shortly after, gets the mic, and says, "YOU'RE RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG, BROTHER. I TRUST YOU COMPLETELY, BROTHER. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY." , BROTHER![/size]
And then Bully Ray launches into a "tear in my eye" promo, followed shortly by the previously-victorious Aces & 8's coming out. They look like they're going to jump everyone, but then D'Lo explains they're just out to congratulate on of their own.
"You did, man. They never saw it coming. Congratulations, President."
Hogan loses his shit. Bully Ray drops him on his ass. Brooke pulls out a cut and puts it on her man. The entire group celebrates, holding Bully's and Devon's belts up high.
That would actually save this angle.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 7, 2013 20:51:00 GMT -6
clintster: Smiths : still 15 mins
So we'll get Rock and Cena trading dick jokes?
Wait, wrong show; we actually get a match with the FULL TIME heavyweight champion. Actually, Hardy wrestled Aries in the opener, so I don't think this is actually a match... Still, couldn't possibly be any worse than a Rock/Cena dick joke-off...
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 20:51:22 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 20:52:35 GMT -6
Goddamn, the tag championship match is going to be fucking awesome
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 20:52:40 GMT -6
lurch_E_bean: clintster : Smiths : still 15 mins
So we'll get Rock and Cena trading dick jokes?
Wait, wrong show; we actually get a match with the FULL TIME heavyweight champion.
Actually, Hardy wrestled Aries in the opener, so I don't think this is actually a match...
Still, couldn't possibly be any worse than a Rock/Cena dick joke-off... Have you seen a Jeff Hardy promo?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 20:53:34 GMT -6
No face paint, just the bad beard. Interesting.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 20:54:14 GMT -6
The thing I don't like about the TNA World belt is the main plate. It's just a big logo in the middle. WWE's belt does the same bullshit.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 7, 2013 20:54:23 GMT -6
gunnyhighway: lurch_E_bean : clintster : Smiths : still 15 mins
So we'll get Rock and Cena trading dick jokes?
Wait, wrong show; we actually get a match with the FULL TIME heavyweight champion.
Actually, Hardy wrestled Aries in the opener, so I don't think this is actually a match...
Still, couldn't possibly be any worse than a Rock/Cena dick joke-off...
Have you seen a Jeff Hardy promo? No, but he projected his thoughts into my mind telepathically once while he was putting on his makeup...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 20:56:21 GMT -6
What Bully just said, that seemed pretty damned genuine. No bullshit there.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 20:56:28 GMT -6
So is next week's thread going on the road too?
We are so far up Dixie's twat at this point, I'd be surprised if we can find our way out.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Mar 7, 2013 20:58:32 GMT -6
WHAT'S UP? I HEARD A DICK SUCKING CONTEST OUT HERE, BUT NO ONE MENTIONED MY NAME, BROTHER. NATURALLY, I HAD TO COME OUT AND RECTIFY THAT IMMEDIATELY, BROTHER. , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by clintster on Mar 7, 2013 20:58:55 GMT -6
They are what is good for THIS BUSINESS!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 20:59:45 GMT -6
Hogan's putting them over. It's odd to see, but that's all he's doing, is talking up this match and how great it'll be. Can't fault that.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 21:00:12 GMT -6
Pull-apart brawl to hard sell Lockdown.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 21:00:22 GMT -6
TNA needs a star to carry the company. Kurt can't do it anymore. I think they dropped the ball with Storm and Roode.
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Post by clintster on Mar 7, 2013 21:01:17 GMT -6
Jeez, when Bully Ray pushed Brooke against the turnbuckle, I thought he was gonna sodomize her in the ring.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Mar 7, 2013 21:01:58 GMT -6
See y'all Sunday!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Mar 7, 2013 21:02:35 GMT -6
TNA needs a star to carry the company. Kurt can't do it anymore. I think they dropped the ball with Storm and Roode. I'm okay with what they're doing now. TNA feels more like an ensemble, where every wrestler has a storyline and is up to something. |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 21:03:11 GMT -6
Good card for Sunday but I totally don't give a shit about the Title match. Bully will win and it will feed into some A&8 story.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Mar 7, 2013 21:05:12 GMT -6
Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin:
Today at 10:00pm , gunnyhighway wrote: TNA needs a star to carry the company. Kurt can't do it anymore. I think they dropped the ball with Storm and Roode.
I'm okay with what they're doing now. TNA feels more like an ensemble, where every wrestler has a storyline and is up to something. I agree. I just hope they can keep people coming out to the live shows. I guess Hogan, Hardy, and Kurt are enough.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 8, 2013 8:09:05 GMT -6
*Paul Bearer.  *Save us Aries. *The Pirate interupts a solid match. *  *WIZARD: pancakewrestling.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=impact&action=display&thread=309&page=5 : *D-Lo is your big reveal I would guess. *Which is sad, because who gives a fuck again? I mean, I like D-Lo's head shaking mid-card self personally. For this story though, this was pretty lame. *D-Lo Brown: "Donut. Donut. Donut." Nah, I'm kidding. He still cuts a better promo that 3/4's of all wrestlers on TV. And I STILL don't care. *Because really, who are the big reveals for Aces and Eights? D-Von at 40 years old, D-Lo at 42 years old in human years - 27 in donut years, The who gives a shit twins and two WWE castoffs. Whoppty frickin doo. *Apparently I need to start repeating my earlier mantra of "Sons of Jarrett" again. Seems to me that's the obvious build at this point. *Gut Check has finally done something to get my attention. *Wait, why are they doing this in back? *Wait, why did they let either go through? Oh whatever. *This AJ story line. I can;t tell if I am laughing with it or at it. *When did he buy the Batcycle by the way? *AH. So that was like a pre "future endeavor" for the KO's. Gotcha. *Eric Young is AWESOME. *Big chick didn't fold under the crowd pressure. *"Rest in peace", chant. *Once again, Brother Love is all "You're great. You have a future in this buisness. You have charisma and a look. Sorry, my answer is No." *Well at least Sons of Jarrett won a few matches tonight. *H(o)(o)GAN. *Face Bully is face. We get it. I agree with Taz. *HOGAN. *Hogan: "You're like family to me" Bubba: "I *AM* famil." lol |
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 8, 2013 8:30:07 GMT -6
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Mar 8, 2013 8:47:30 GMT -6
jimfromsaintpaul:
Yesterday at 9:39pm , Artist F.K.A. Verbaltoxin wrote: But seriously what the hell ever happened to Joey Ryan? They spent months on getting him heat.
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Welcome to TNA. Welcome to only having 2 hours of programming a week and not oversaturating people with TWITTER TOUT GO ONLINE WATCH ALL THE VIDEOS. Too much talent and story, too little time. Too much shitty decision making. Why are Briscoe and JArret on TV? Why are Chavo and Hernandez? Why is Joey from Big Brother? Why are the two blockheads from the WWE? You want me to buy "wealth of talent"? Then stop putting the average-at-best-to-downright-shitty ones out there. |
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