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Post by sharktrager on Feb 18, 2013 19:27:34 GMT -6
Of course... make Henry look like he's afraid of Khali, who he recently destroyed.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 18, 2013 19:29:58 GMT -6
In today's edition of If I Were The Booker, I was thinking of a way that the Rock/Cena/Punk thing could have been booked without making anyone look weak. At the Rumble, Championship match goes on before the Rumble match. Takes shenanigans, just like we saw, but Punk retains. In the Rumble, Cena comes out at #25, like before. But #30? Rock. Rock and Cena are the final 2. Rock and Cena end up taking each other out. It looks like Rock is eliminated before Cena, so Cena is declared winner. The following night, footage shows that Rock was the actual winner. So to be fair to both men, Vince orders a Wrestlemania 10 moment -- First match of the night is Rock vs Punk for the title. Main Event is the winner of that match vs Cena. Rock wins the title from Punk to start Wrestlemania, and Cena wins it from Rock to end the show. In the end, everyone gets their win. Punk beats Rock to retain at RR, Rock beats Punk at WM, and then Cena beats Rock at WM. Instead, Punk is a delusional loser, Heyman offered up "Anything Vince Wants" in exchange for a useless stipulation that didn't come in to play after the first few minutes of the match, and Cena is still Cena. See, this isn't hard.... I'm seriously serious about changing the goddamn teevee. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Feb 18, 2013 19:32:11 GMT -6
For what it's worth, tonight's How I Met Your Mother was decent, for a season full of shit.
That show needed to end this season, not drag on for another.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 18, 2013 19:33:22 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: I'm seriously serious about changing the goddamn teevee.
 I agree.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 18, 2013 19:33:25 GMT -6
Cesaro destroying Miz last week was a thing of beauty!
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 18, 2013 19:35:06 GMT -6
I saw The ABC's of Death last night.
I didn't think it was as good as the buzz it's getting.
Letter D was my favorite.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Feb 18, 2013 19:35:39 GMT -6
I saw The ABC's of Death last night. I didn't think it was as good as the buzz it's getting. Letter D was my favorite. What is that anyway? A Faces of Death type thing? |
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 18, 2013 19:36:50 GMT -6
Shattered Dreams time!
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Post by gunnyhighway on Feb 18, 2013 19:37:00 GMT -6
Enjoying Antonio's ass kicking clinic.
Also like Punk's Larry Sweeney tribute.
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Post by styckx on Feb 18, 2013 19:37:29 GMT -6
If these guys had any chemistry it would be a good match. Lots of good moves etc but it came off like they were just going through the motions.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 18, 2013 19:37:38 GMT -6
it was a non-title match, right?
so the big win doesn't matter
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Post by verbaltoxin on Feb 18, 2013 19:38:52 GMT -6
it was a non-title match, right? so the big win doesn't matter I thought in WWE logic, non-title win meant a) once again, midcard belts don't matter, and b) winner gets yet another title shot (Unless he's too important for it). |
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 18, 2013 19:39:18 GMT -6
TEA BAGGERS WITH LONG HAIR
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 18, 2013 19:39:40 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: it was a non-title match, right?
so the big win doesn't matter Well, yeah, WWE law states that the IC and US Champions aren't allowed to win non-title matches.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Feb 18, 2013 19:40:08 GMT -6
I love this. And I love how much people hate it.
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 18, 2013 19:40:14 GMT -6
Is he saying that immigrants give double handjobs?
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Post by styckx on Feb 18, 2013 19:40:21 GMT -6
I love Zeb... I love this gimmick...
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 18, 2013 19:43:35 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: In today's edition of If I Were The Booker, I was thinking of a way that the Rock/Cena/Punk thing could have been booked without making anyone look weak.
At the Rumble, Championship match goes on before the Rumble match.
Takes shenanigans, just like we saw, but Punk retains.
In the Rumble, Cena comes out at #25, like before. But #30? Rock.
Rock and Cena are the final 2. Rock and Cena end up taking each other out. It looks like Rock is eliminated before Cena, so Cena is declared winner.
The following night, footage shows that Rock was the actual winner.
So to be fair to both men, Vince orders a Wrestlemania 10 moment -- First match of the night is Rock vs Punk for the title. Main Event is the winner of that match vs Cena.
Rock wins the title from Punk to start Wrestlemania, and Cena wins it from Rock to end the show.
In the end, everyone gets their win. Punk beats Rock to retain at RR, Rock beats Punk at WM, and then Cena beats Rock at WM.
Instead, Punk is a delusional loser, Heyman offered up "Anything Vince Wants" in exchange for a useless stipulation that didn't come in to play after the first few minutes of the match, and Cena is still Cena. That's a cool idea! It would certainly help build the anticipation towards Wrestlemania.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Feb 18, 2013 19:45:18 GMT -6
styckx: I love Zeb... I love this gimmick... Me too. It seems like we may get a real story out this WHC match.
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Post by gunnyhighway on Feb 18, 2013 19:45:49 GMT -6
That should have been Santino's return.
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Post by styckx on Feb 18, 2013 19:47:04 GMT -6
Wow.. Randy Orton actually cut a good segment.. What the fuck?  I actually was engaged in something Randy Orton was saying.. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 18, 2013 19:47:40 GMT -6
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Post by sharktrager on Feb 18, 2013 19:48:11 GMT -6
Because your career is bigger than your life.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 18, 2013 19:49:44 GMT -6
IM HERE TO SELL THE WORLD!!
I'M HERE TO SELL THE WORLD...
SELL IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Feb 18, 2013 19:49:46 GMT -6
sharktrager: Because your career is bigger than your life. I was thinking the same thing. Still love Vickie but they need to scale her role back.
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 18, 2013 19:49:51 GMT -6
Kane hates you
Kane hates me
Kane hates things so slithery
With stomp and squash
underneath his big red shoe
Big Red Monster fucks with you
I don't know whatever lol
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 18, 2013 19:50:25 GMT -6
gunnyhighway: That should have been Santino's return. Poor Santino seems pretty damaged. He's been dealing with a neck injury, and his tweet about the MRI he had wasn't good. I don't think we'll seem him actively in the ring for a while.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Feb 18, 2013 19:50:25 GMT -6
Remember when Big E. Langston debuted and attacked John Cena? And how nothing came out of that and everyone just pretends it didn't happen?
That's some good work, creative.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Feb 18, 2013 19:52:01 GMT -6
So when Dolph does the Ziggler wiggle, is he still selling the hips from the last time he got boned
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 18, 2013 19:52:42 GMT -6
Did Cole refer to Big E as being Dolph's "heavy"? or did I totally mis-hear that?
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