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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 7, 2013 12:55:17 GMT -6
I see your Fruity Pebbles and raise you:  |
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 7, 2013 15:03:00 GMT -6
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST GET YOUR EARLY GREEN HERE TOO? HUH? DOUGIE'S A MOD HERE, BOY. But I may actually make time to watch tonight cuz why the fuck not. Plus I am a Rock mark, fuck you all. Even if he is just captain paycheck now. I'm a Rock mark too, but I have to wonder why he still does it. I'm sure he loves the business and all, but Vince can't possibly pay him as much as Hollywood can. Oh, and I think I know a good April Fool's joke we can pull on you - take away the Caps Lock key.  |
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Post by grandmoffjoseph on Jan 7, 2013 15:33:25 GMT -6
my caps lock key is glued to my hand. you can only hope to take it away. and if you did, i'd just have a caps lock script installed. i will always beat you. until then... eat a pony:  Fluttershy protested the digestion of her friend Pinkie Pie. Unfortunately, she spoke too quietly, and was not heard.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 17:10:09 GMT -6
first of all let me just say that batman gif is one of the best gifs ever. seriously, whoever made that deserves some kind of internet Oscar. Not a real one, it'd be one of those technical achievement bullshit Oscars they give away before the show to people nobody's ever heard of. But you get the fuckin' statuette. Anyway... TONIGHT
THE ROCK IS BACK
THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK
ALSO
FUCK YEAH RYBACK!
WILL FINALLY GET HIS TLC MATCH AGAINST THE WWE CHAMPION, WHINY McBITCHASS, AND HIS SIDEKICK FATSO THE CLOWN. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW CLOSE I AM RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT ROCK VS. RYBACK AT THE RUMBLE LIKE 87 TIMES TONIGHT AND EACH ONE WILL BE LIKE SWEET SOFT HANDS OF IMPRESSIONABLE DEVELOPMENTAL TALENT GIVING A QUIVERING MASSAGE TO THE GENETIC JACKHAMMER.
OTHER SHIT
THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF YET WILL ALSO HAPPEN. COULD LITERALLY BE ANYTHING. I DIDN'T REALLY PLAN SHIT FOR THIS SHOW. THE OUTLINE FOR THE NIGHT LITERALLY SAYS "THE ROCK" AND "TLC MATCH" TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST. HMM. MAYBE WE'LL CONTINUE THE
MAE YOUNG BIRTHS HORNSWOGGLE
STORYLINE. MAYBE QUESTIONS WILL ARISE AS TO WHO THE FATHER REALLY IS. MAYBE
MARK HENRY
WILL COME BACK AS THE FATHER. MAYBE
WILLIAM REGAL
WILL CALL SHENANIGANS, CLAIMING THAT HE, IN FACT, IS THE FATHER. MAYBE
THE GREAT KHALI
WILL ENTER THE PICTURE, AND SAY TO THEM ALL
FLRGJMDN FGAFGJAAN
MAYBE THAT RESULTS IN A
MIZ TV-MAURY POVICH
PATERNITY TEST SEGMENT
LATER IN THE SHOW. MAYBE IT'S REVEALED THAT NONE OF THEM ARE, IN FACT, THE FATHER OF MAE YOUNG'S BIRTHING OF HORNSWOGGLE.
AND MAYBE...
JUST MAYBE...
MAURY POVICH TURNS TO HORNSWOGGLE AND SAYS
"NO, I AM YOUR FATHER."
YOU WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU WATCH
TONIGHT AT
8PM ET on USA
THE ROCK IS BACK THE ROCK IS BACK
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 17:29:33 GMT -6
I'm a mod, BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO ANYTHING?!
AND
[/color] , BROTHER![/b][/size][/move]
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 17:31:33 GMT -6
Smiths: Seriously, the effort Senile Vince puts into this, and the fact I don't know who it is from Fark or if they were at Fark or anything is just the best thing and Fark wishes they had that level of commitment to the announcement.
I love you, Senile Vince . You're going up 10 levels. I came into the fark threads not too long before the split happened and it seemed like most of the people who I thought really carried those threads were posting here, so I stopped posting in the raw threads there because shit, I barely post during shows anyway (since I watch on my comp), why the fuck even try with TWO threads? heh... oh, and my fark name is Anarchangel fyi. that site sure has gone to shit in the last few years. also.. thanks.  I was contemplating doing a Luke Hornswoggle pic to go with Darth Povich but then I realized that there is no fucking way I'm spending any time whatsoever editing a picture of fucking Hornswoggle.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 17:34:06 GMT -6
Smiths: DougieAXP : I'm a mod, BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO ANYTHING?!
AND
HOCKEY IS BACK MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! , BROTHER!
there's not a lot to do you can basically just click "modify" on peoples' posts i guess.
and HELL YEAH HOCKEY I only see "Modify" on my posts....wamp wamp
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 18:44:55 GMT -6
POST MORE YOU WHORES , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 18:45:28 GMT -6
Smiths: I'm gonna make that Pony getting eaten GIF fark-size so you can spam the fuck out of it people. DO IT! AND I CAN'T EDIT ANYTHING BUT MY OWN POSTS. BEING A MOD SUCKS
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:00:28 GMT -6
paste that on fark?
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:01:47 GMT -6
What does that do?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 7, 2013 19:04:13 GMT -6
I feel electrified. It might have been the exposed cable in my iPhone..
Whatever.
HERE WE GO!!!
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:06:00 GMT -6
The man who could sell hell to the Devil
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:06:39 GMT -6
ZIGGY!!! , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 7, 2013 19:11:41 GMT -6
AAARREEEGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:12:25 GMT -6
Big E even kinda sounds like Carlton
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 7, 2013 19:16:59 GMT -6
Just tuned in. No announcers?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 7, 2013 19:18:14 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: AAARREEEGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! how's the new job, tittypie? Things are great. This raw on the other hand... |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:20:17 GMT -6
Jerry Lawler wasted no time in going right back to suck mode.
Cena and Ziggs do have chemistry in the ring together, I'll give them that. I'm not complaining about what I see so far. The finish though...
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 7, 2013 19:22:03 GMT -6
Smiths: i have announcers. and they suck mine came back right after I posted. fuck
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:23:07 GMT -6
mainland thread is larping hardcore already. i'm on drink 2. and eathing AWESOME breaded chicken breast I made with soyaki marinade and side of STUFFING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH One of my resolutions is to quit going to the mainland. It needs to die. |
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 7, 2013 19:24:10 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar:
Today at 8:12pm , Smiths wrote: pmoneyallstar : AAARREEEGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
how's the new job, tittypie?
Things are great.
This raw on the other hand...
is this a juice bush bar or a alcohol tits bar? It's a juice bar and fully noood. I haven't seen bush yet... |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:24:37 GMT -6
Near falls are so damn predictable in WWE matches.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:25:27 GMT -6
That settles it. Cena wins the blow-off.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:26:57 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom:
Today at 8:20pm , Smiths wrote: mainland thread is larping hardcore already.
i'm on drink 2.
and eathing AWESOME breaded chicken breast I made with soyaki marinade and side of STUFFING YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
One of my resolutions is to quit going to the mainland. It needs to die. like i sad on Facebook: I can now log in so the site is fucking readable again finally. But i still don't feel an urge to post. But goddamn it was just impossible to read as a lurker. It's one of those "worth to have a login" sites but nothing else. plus i didn't have your e-mail so you missed the latest Drew mail chain after his dickhole tweet. That's okay. I follow Drew on Twitter. I used his site for 10 years. I know how much of a dickhead he is. |
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:27:45 GMT -6
DDT hasnt worked since Raven....and before that since Jake the Sssssssssssssssssssnake
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:28:00 GMT -6
Plugging my new blog. It's called Mort. New posts during the weekday. I'm trying to write more and this is an exercise in that. |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jan 7, 2013 19:28:28 GMT -6
Yep, I knew Super Cena was going to kick out of the super kick.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:28:50 GMT -6
Ziggy keeps getting close!
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 7, 2013 19:29:17 GMT -6
Did Cole say Ziggy wants a big rear?
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I was contemplating doing a Luke Hornswoggle pic to go with Darth Povich but then I realized that there is no fucking way I'm spending any time whatsoever editing a picture of fucking Hornswoggle.
