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Post by pmoneyallstar on Oct 28, 2012 9:08:50 GMT -6
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 9:13:50 GMT -6
Oh to see War Games again. I'd gladly trade away Elimination Chamber to have WarGames.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 9:38:00 GMT -6
The shit sheets are saying Cena may be in the Hell in a Cell match after all.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 12:10:45 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: The shit sheets are saying Cena may be in the Hell in a Cell match after all. that'd be so WWE. IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK JUST KIDDING SMARKS IT'S CENA
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 13:11:58 GMT -6
Senile Vince: Verbaltoxin/Lingualveno m : The shit sheets are saying Cena may be in the Hell in a Cell match after all. that'd be so WWE. IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK IT'S RYBACK JUST KIDDING SMARKS IT'S CENA And I can already predict Reddit's reaction. "Oh my god, no way! I never saw that coming! WWE is the best!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 15:55:33 GMT -6
What would be cool: Ryback is completely decimated backstage before the match and Cena rises above elbow pain to face Punk. The culprit: Brock Lesnar.
The logic would be that Lesnar wants to be the one to face Punk and they're both represented by Heyman, so Heyman wants it too. Punk goes for it thinking he wouldn't have to face anyone at the PPV when ZOMG CENA.
Cena loses when Brock Lesnar interferes on Punk's behalf. The next night on RAW, Lesnar through Heyman is revealed as the guy who took out Ryback. Vince sets up a 5-on-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match where Cena and Ryback are captains of one team and Punk & Lesnar head the other team. Cena fills his team out with MysCara and Orton, and Punk & Lesnar go with Rhodes Scholars and Wade Barrett.
Damn it, I hate Fantasy Booking.
Edit: never mind, they're feeding Ziggler to Cena
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Post by sharktrager on Oct 28, 2012 16:27:29 GMT -6
Ziggler said in an interview he's cashing in tonight.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 17:00:57 GMT -6
Edit: never mind, they're feeding Ziggler to Cena And then there will be more, "OMFG WHY DON'T YOU LAZY FUCKS STEP UP AND GET YOURSELVES OVER! GODDAMMIT WHAT YOU DOING GOING INTO BUSINESS FOR YOURSELVES, YOU DO WHAT I SAY AND YOU FOLLOW THE SCRIPT!" And then Vince pukes up a mixture of creatine, ICOPRO and bath salts.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 17:01:19 GMT -6
And he names that pile of creatine, ICOPRO and bath salts "Ryback."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 17:13:16 GMT -6
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 17:50:04 GMT -6
FTFS:
- Lillian Garcia was hit by a car Friday. Cuts and bruises to her side, she spent the night and is expected to make a full recovery.
- John Cena is *rumored* to be involved in HIAC in some way, and his elbow is supposedly healed.
- TNA's ratings are down .17 points since last year at this time. Last Thursday's show was a .97, down from last week's .99 and last year's 1.14.
- Colt Cabana won the final level of the Seven Levels of Hate series against Adam Pearce; however, NWA's new regime said this match was unsanctioned and not for the NWA World Championship. After the match, Pearce put Cabana in a promo and handed him the belt anyway, but Cabana refused. Cabana buried the belt and the NWA, handing it back to Pearce, who simultaneously vacated the belt also, leaving it lying in the ring.
- NWA has also crowned new Light Heavyweight, North American and World Women's champions over the last three weeks, at different NWA promotions.
- CM Punk turned 24 on Friday.
- Linda McMahon has spent $43 mil. on her campaign so far to prove Vince is not just some carny trash AND YOU WILL ACCEPT ME AND MY SHRUNKEN, ROIDED GRAPEFRUITS GODDAMMIT!!
- WWE stock was downgraded by two financial analysis agencies this past week. They do not believe WWE has the cash they say they have, and have a negative outlook on the long-delayed WWE Network.
- Vince of course insists the F*CKING NETWORK IS COMING GODDAMMIT, AND WE WILL MAKE MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS, AND ENTERTAINMENT GODDAMMIT NOT WRESTLING!
- More in WE MAKE MOVIES AND MAGIC GODDAMMIT, Miz will star in a TV movie on ABC Family called "Christmas Bounty." What part he has is unknown at the moment. The main character is a bounty hunter turned school teacher who has to learn the meaning of Christmas and do other things that happen in real life exactly never.
CUT. OKAY.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 28, 2012 17:51:55 GMT -6
*sigh* Why am I even trying to watch this? I can feel the disappointment clouds rolling in.
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Post by sharktrager on Oct 28, 2012 17:56:30 GMT -6
Lillian is more serious than thought. They edited the original statement to remove "full recovery" so this could be bad.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 17:57:34 GMT -6
Anybody have some good rivers, brooks or tributaries for this one? First Row can be pretty spotty at times.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:00:31 GMT -6
SOMETHING SOMETHING STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
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Post by slamjack on Oct 28, 2012 18:01:01 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Anybody have some good rivers, brooks or tributaries for this one? First Row can be pretty spotty at times. vipboxsports dot eu
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:01:24 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Anybody have some good rivers, brooks or tributaries for this one? First Row can be pretty spotty at times. can't really help you since that's where I am heh
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Post by slamjack on Oct 28, 2012 18:04:30 GMT -6
Some guy on a streaming site chat just used the fact that more people are streaming this ppv compared to the last onemeans more people want Ryback to win.
Not that it could mean nobody wants to pay for it or anything.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:04:42 GMT -6
the problem with feed me more is that chant works with any three words ever
WORDS
ARE
COOL
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LIKE
WORDS
THIS
CHANT
SUCKS
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WANT
BEER
CLOWN
POOP
SOCKS
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 18:10:32 GMT -6
Never think Vince won't exploit a tragedy!
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 28, 2012 18:10:34 GMT -6
I just like how Randy Orton's entrance takes as long as the Undertaker's now.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:12:22 GMT -6
jimfromsaintpaul: I just like how Randy Orton's entrance takes as long as the Undertaker's now. You know you love that song.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 28, 2012 18:13:37 GMT -6
Maybe Ric Flair comes out and hits orton with Chris Benoit's wife's shoe...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:14:14 GMT -6
In this match: remember all those matches with Sheamus? Replace Brogue Kick with RKO, White Noise with Scoop Slam and that pound-the-chest ragtagging with the IEDDT.
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Post by sharktrager on Oct 28, 2012 18:18:33 GMT -6
Protip: Do not install the First Row Sports desktop ap. It will ignore your instructions not to add the shitware.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:18:58 GMT -6
TENGO HASTA CINCO
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:20:18 GMT -6
okay that stomp was badass
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 18:21:08 GMT -6
EL BOTCHO
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2012 18:21:19 GMT -6
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC RIVER BOTCH
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 28, 2012 18:22:43 GMT -6
What a cheap ass ending.
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