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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 19:59:29 GMT -6
Okay he wasn't. I was watching Parks n' Rec.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Oct 18, 2012 20:00:00 GMT -6
i like that they do the small things. Like just now, Bully didn't just hit the ring and chase them off, he followed A&8 out, ready to destroy someone
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:02:20 GMT -6
Smiths: bully with a bat and END.
bully is so in it. but man are they cockteasing Really? That would be so lame and Russo-esque.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:04:20 GMT -6
Smiths: CAN WE SPAM 17 POSTS SO VERBALTOXIN CAN FEEL USEFUL? Why's this about me feeling useful? I showed up, I commented. Frankly, I'm starting to like the build-up.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Oct 18, 2012 20:06:14 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Smiths : bully with a bat and END.
bully is so in it. but man are they cockteasing
Really? That would be so lame and Russo-esque. they've teased it so long that it's pretty much an impossibility. Just like everyone KNEW that he would turn on Sting at BFG. TNA has been doing a pretty good job of not doing what everyone assumes they'll do, and yet nobody gives them any credit. I called out one of the 411 reviewers for doing that. He crapped on TNA because he knew they were going to go with the obvious Bully turn at BFG, and then promptly re-crapped on them for instead revealing that it was Devon.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:09:19 GMT -6
I'm convinced most of the shit-sheet writers and wrestling bloggers imagine a mythical 1997, where all the promotions were good and everyone got mega-over, and hold everything they see to that pretend standard.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Oct 18, 2012 20:11:39 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: I'm convinced most of the shit-sheet writers and wrestling bloggers imagine a mythical 1997, where all the promotions were good and everyone got mega-over, and hold everything they see to that pretend standard. pretty much, yeah. They tend to forget that there was a LOT of crap back then, too. "The Attitude Era was the greatest time for wrestling ever! WWE could do no wrong! It was all perfect, all the time!" umm, no.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:16:18 GMT -6
Don't get me started on the fantasy booking. Someone on Reddit does it every damn day, and each time they have the wrestler doing things they NEVER say, things they NEVER do, for no reason but for wish fulfillment.
Here's every fantasy booking scenario ever:
Daniel Bryan takes out John Cena, and somehow this gets him instantly over as a super-face, and then they have an hour-long Iron Man Match where Bryan wins 45 falls to 0. Then he wrestles CM Punk in Hell in a Cell matches for a year, and he wins the WWE title and is about to retire as champion, when Dean Ambrose debuts and takes him out.
Book it, done, WWE goes out of business. But the smarks get to be happy, so that's all that matters.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:20:26 GMT -6
Smiths: Man the mainland is a negative place. one run-in ending and it's "god it's WCW all over again what garbage".
i go "yeah, shitty ending, dunno what it does for future with these guys... but overall show wasn't WCW 2000" Fuck Fark and fuck the fucking Fark marks over there. Glad I left, no plans to return. First National Bastard can hold court where he can be the smartest guy in the room, and nobody will bruise his fragile ego.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 18, 2012 20:25:30 GMT -6
Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Ling ualvenom : Smiths : Man the mainland is a negative place. one run-in ending and it's "god it's WCW all over again what garbage".
i go "yeah, shitty ending, dunno what it does for future with these guys... but overall show wasn't WCW 2000"
Fuck Fark and fuck the fucking Fark marks over there. Glad I left, no plans to return. First National Bastard can hold court where he can be the smartest guy in the room, and nobody will bruise his fragile ego.
STFU LARPER
I think that new tab is pretty revealing.
"we needed a palce to greenlight the people we like who post things like 'i need a taco what kind of taco should i get'? and 'hot farkette with big tits has a poster and you need to look at the poster and ask me to sign it' threads.
Fark's a piece of shit. It's done. Stick a fork in it. I'd rather deal with the kids on Reddit. They at least don't have the bitter taste of life in their mouths yet.
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Post by DougieAXP on Oct 18, 2012 20:43:43 GMT -6
wait what did I miss?
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 19, 2012 7:40:21 GMT -6
*Right. Have the security guys try and stop them for 2 seconds. Makes sense.
*Good on ya TNA, you got me good with Devon. I'd be even MORE impressed if it was a wrestler I cared about. Maybe this story will make me care. We'll see.
*How could he have planned to have done anything to Bubba Ray specifically if Bubba has only been in the picture for the "save TNA" match with sting for 2 weeks tops? This Sons of Jarrett thing is 4 months old and has attacked everyone but Sting and Hogan with impunity.
*Hell, didn't they hurt Jeff hardy in some way before a BFG match with Bully, technically helping him have a better shot at winning?
*Ah fuck logic questions: EVERYBODY FIGHT!
*HOGAN.
*No, just because they have "full access" doesn't mean they have to fight. Since when does "access" = contract?
*Ok, so Hogan's hand picking people AND having matches to decide who gets to be hand picked elimanated by him next week. Yo dawg, I heard you like 4 ways with hulk, so we...
*So who is Robbie E wrestl... oh Samoa Joe? Yeah, we'll skip that squash. Joe is awesome. I do not need that kind of reminder.
*Tara: I just talked to Vanessa and she just had lunch with Kobe. I TOTALLY think they are getting back together! Dude from Big Brother: "Touchdown!". lol I'll give this guy the benefit of the doubt that's a scripted bit.
*lmao *snicker*..... lol.... What a godawful promo. Tara: "We are the hottest couple on the planet. And we're gonna be.. Everyone is talking about tommrow." *akward silence* Big Brother Dude: "Everyday."
*YAY! SOmething I actively enjoy! ODB! She'll win since it's non-title.
*"Yeah well these are MY girlfriends!"
*Taz said bloomers. Match over. lol.
*The ref keeps telling Tara to watch the hair when the whole move of keeping ODB on her back is holding onto her hair. Good work lady.
*I saw the Hardy/AA thing live. Loved everything but that belt. AA spitting on it = WIN.
*Also bringing cookies = win.
*As does AA letting go of the ballons at JUST the last second. lmao
*AJ and Angle going back and forth. Good stuff. You'd almost want to save that for a PPV or something. Not that I'm complaining though.
*AJ annoyed. In the WWE this would be him going heel. This is where TNA is better then WWE by far. Guys don't HAVE to be uber-super face to just be a face.
*One day i will get to hear Angle's theme in WWE again. And it will be glorious.
*Oh my, Matt uses Hulksters real name? SHOOT INTERVIEW YA'LL.
*In Hogan's face? Really? I'd LOVE it... if I hadn't watched Hulk Hogan murder 5 people on his way to Devon on Sunday. Poor Matt hass no chance.
*Damn that street fight was awesome.
*I'm a creek swimin, moon-shinedrinkin, sister-fuckin, wife beatin....COWBOOOOOOOYYYYYYY.
* I kid though, at least I KNOW his theme. Definetly memorable.
* # 2 Drink Beer. Keep thiose goals high James. lol. Nice promo to start with
*HUG IT OUT. HUG IT OUT.
*Bobby Roode is outstanding. He is a GREAT heel. He is an above average wrestler. Love him.
*Taz, knocking out a guy in a promo does not give you momentum. Beating the shit out of him at a PPV 4 days ago does. Stay focused fattie.
*And I like this SoJ theme. Keep in mind, I liked the nWo Wolfpack theme and that whole storyline for the nWo was dumb too. Catchy music is catchy.
*I like how there is a ref for a "fight". We need a ref for this "fight" against a guy without a contract.....why?
*Ah fuck logic questions: EVERYBODY FIGHT!
*Well, theglorified recap show is over. 2 nice promos (Roode/Storm, AA/Hardy (and that was all AA)), one match that progressed a plot (AJ/KA/thirdguywhojusthappenedtobethere) and tons o' "but the replay of the ppv ya'll".
I still care more about this then the WWE. Even if it is active annoyance at this point.
These shows are ALOT easier to stomach when watching the next day.
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Post by hobblekitty on Oct 19, 2012 8:19:16 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: Smiths : Man the mainland is a negative place. one run-in ending and it's "god it's WCW all over again what garbage".
i go "yeah, shitty ending, dunno what it does for future with these guys... but overall show wasn't WCW 2000"
Fuck Fark and fuck the fucking Fark marks over there. Glad I left, no plans to return. First National Bastard can hold court where he can be the smartest guy in the room, and nobody will bruise his fragile ego. A heaping healthy helping of FUCKIN THIS.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 19, 2012 8:56:48 GMT -6
I dunno. We had fun watching a show that had flaws but had pretty consistent entertainment. A stupid ending but we'll see if they keep that shit up or if it was a "they have access and are a gang so naturally this will happen so we need to make sure this don't happen " Didn't stop everyone going OMG LOL TNA IS WCW AGAIN Right?! I mean, "Again"? Really? When did it stop, amirite?! *fistbump* |
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Post by verbaltoxin on Oct 19, 2012 18:05:47 GMT -6
jimfromstpaul walked into post #217, and he is the first winner of the new LARP belt. And it's very appropriate for him. It is called the FWC Fat Fucking LARPing Mark Championship. Wear it with smug, Jim.  |
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Oct 22, 2012 4:55:18 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: jimfromstpaul walked into post #217, and he is the first winner of the new LARP belt.
And it's very appropriate for him.
It is called the FWC Fat Fucking LARPing Mark Championship.
Wear it with smug, Jim.
part of me wants that. I hearby rename my belt the Grables Daughter World Championship of the World belt. /eip |
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