DEVON! GET THE LAWSUIT! 10/18/12 TNA IMPACT @ 8PM

[jimfromsaintpaul]

So they said Devon isn't the leader? Then good on ya TNA. Ya fooled me.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

Chavo wins with a cross-body!
no Eddy moves at all!

[slamjack]

And Hernandez and Chavo pick up the win against team Tattoo Sleeves

[slamjack]

That fucking Cantina bowl at Taco Bell has 1520mg of Sodium, don't act like you're trying to change.

[jimfromsaintpaul]

Oct 18, 2012 19:00:01 GMT -6 Smiths said:

wait they recapping jeff agian?

Companies generally promote their champs.

[verbaltoxin]

Song two from Jeff Hardy's demo tape.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

Smiths: slamjack : That fucking Cantina bowl at Taco Bell has 1520mg of Sodium, don't act like you're trying to change.

1520???

jesus christ.

i ate ramen bowls that were healthier



I've eaten straight spoonfuls of salt that didn't have that much sodium

[verbaltoxin]

Fuck.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

.....and there's the creepy Jeff Face belt

[verbaltoxin]

So are they going to get a new belt every damn time Jeff loses it?

[styckx]

Oh god that fucking belt.. Fuck this company..

[verbaltoxin]

Christmas confetti!

[slamjack]

Diva's meth belt

[verbaltoxin]

Yeah, stop talking.

[styckx]

Only half the audience gives a fuck

[hobblekitty]

Creationist Ape: Smiths : but yeah i bitch cuz it still a case of "who" but ya know.. better than shelling out 5 million for someone to do a limited amount of dates to spike a buyrate/ratings every 7 weeks.

oh please. Who would be dumb enough to do that?

I vote this funny and smart.

/sometimes I do miss Fark
//only sometimes

[Ed Becker]

He was able to get the belt out of the pawnshop, so Jeff has that going for him, which is nice.

[slamjack]

I fucking love A double

[verbaltoxin]

I think it's actually a new belt, believe it or not. Same design motif, but several things are different compared to the old one.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

We Want Cookies chant!

goddamn i love smarks

[slamjack]

Good, actually using the rematch clause as a tactic.

[verbaltoxin]

Here it is, with a white leather strap.

Top Rope Belts

[styckx]

The TNA of old is back.. I have no idea what is going on

[DougieAXP]

COCKSUCKERS THE LOT OF YA , BROTHER![/size]

[verbaltoxin]

styckx: The TNA of old is back.. I have no idea what is going on

Bully Ray wants to wrestle Devon, Devon is the Sgt at Arms for Aces n' 8's, Austin Aries wants his rematch, other guys want a World title shot, Tara and Tess are still feuding, ODB is jealous of Eric Young, the former World Tag Team Champions of the World want their belts back, and Robbie E is still a jobber.

It's not hard.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

styckx: The TNA of old is back.. I have no idea what is going on

see, Austin Aries is the former champ. Jeff Hardy beat him for the title. Jeff also has a history of, shall we say, making poor decisions when the pressure is upon him. So A Double (that's what they call Austin Aries) is going to wait, take his time before invoking his rematch clause. He wants to see Jeff fall apart while trying to be the face of the company. Then, once he's a total wreck, The Greatest Man In The World (that's also what they call Austin Aries) will challenge him for the title, in an attempt to win it back.

[DougieAXP]

Smiths: DougieAXP : COCKSUCKERS THE LOT OF YA , BROTHER!

YOU'RE TRAVELING, COCKSUCKER , BROTHER!

JUST GOT HOME, ASS BAG , BROTHER![/size]

[Ed Becker]

Jesus. That crowd is so dead you can hear a mouse pissing on a cotton ball.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

If Christopher Daniels plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready.

He BEEFS. He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between.

Rumor has it that on the set of "Monday Nitro" he used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.

[verbaltoxin]

One thing I am confused about is how AJ and Angle are on opposite sides all of a sudden. They were tag team partners as recently as 5 days ago.