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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 19:33:17 GMT -6
Has there been a single match that mattered tonight?
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 24, 2012 19:34:14 GMT -6
Ricardo needs to put his bowtie on over that neck brace. Just go full Joel Gertner. Wade Barrett has new shitty music again (haven't been around in a few weeks, missed the return of the bear-rahj). At least it's better than his old music. |
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 19:35:11 GMT -6
Tilt-a-Whirl Sidewalk Slam? God you suck, Cole.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 19:39:16 GMT -6
Continuity doesn't matter in WWE until it does, then it gets retconned for the situation.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 19:40:17 GMT -6
Cole has weird hair.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 19:41:01 GMT -6
 SO TRAUMATIC, JERRY YOU'RE SO BRAVE.... I guess if you live, it's okay if your tragedy is exploited. Oh wait. Eddie Guerrero. NEVERMIND. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 24, 2012 19:44:48 GMT -6
Why is King orange?
side effect from the heart attack?
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Post by slamjack on Sept 24, 2012 19:45:34 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: Why is King orange?
side effect from the heart attack?
Just the lighting in his throne room.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 24, 2012 19:45:36 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: Why is King orange?
side effect from the heart attack?
Yeah, it turned him into Snooki.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 19:45:46 GMT -6
Good to see you're recovering, King, but really... take your time... all the time you need, and then some...
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 24, 2012 19:46:16 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: Why is King orange?
side effect from the heart attack?
Apparently having a heart attack does not preclude one's appointment with the spray tan booth.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 19:46:55 GMT -6
Dammit, Otunga, Wade Barrett has returned, give him his coat back!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 24, 2012 19:47:21 GMT -6
anyone who wonders, I can tell you exactly why his voice is like that.
I've been intubated enough to say from experience that the tube tears the hell out of your throat. It takes weeks for the throat to heal from it.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 19:49:01 GMT -6
Place your bets, people, does Ricardo take 1, 2, or all 3 finishers from the other team?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 24, 2012 19:50:05 GMT -6
lurch_E_bean: Place your bets, people, does Ricardo take 1, 2, or all 3 finishers from the other team?
all three, and potentially one from The Total Blackage
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 19:50:14 GMT -6
If Ricardo would just do all his old Chimaera moves...
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 19:51:46 GMT -6
Time to put on my wizard hat.
Ricardo takes a weird, probably botchy, variation of Sin Cara's finisher that sets him up for a 619, which leads directly into a Brogue Kick.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 24, 2012 19:52:14 GMT -6
Uhg, what is going on with the Packers this season?
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 19:52:43 GMT -6
What makes a random 6 man tag "huge" Cole?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 19:54:21 GMT -6
sharktrager: What makes a random 6 man tag "huge" Cole?
We're supposed to pretend they don't do this twice a week?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 19:54:52 GMT -6
The random tag and six man tag are the new squash matches. Instead of hiring local talent to get squashed all the time, they do these instead.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 24, 2012 19:55:16 GMT -6
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 19:56:27 GMT -6
Why would I thank AJ for this match Cole? The only person in it worth watching is wearing a fucking tuxedo.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 20:01:13 GMT -6
And Ricardo is the one guy who can set up Botch Cara's moves.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Sept 24, 2012 20:01:42 GMT -6
Those kicks will result in Rey's 44th knee surgery.
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 20:02:22 GMT -6
Damn!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 20:04:39 GMT -6
Smiths: Verbaltoxin/Lingual venom : The random tag and six man tag are the new squash matches. Instead of hiring local talent to get squashed all the time, they do these instead.
yep.
it not jobber if there a bunch of them out there.
although when they had factions all this did was lead to the "there's one guy who always gets pinned" thing.
HHH never took the pin for a DX 6 man tag
Pffft, we all know Vincent, Horace Hogan, and Scott Norton did all the heavy lifting in the nWo...
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Post by sharktrager on Sept 24, 2012 20:05:33 GMT -6
I remember when mixed tags involving midgets were a gimmick comedy match.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Sept 24, 2012 20:05:58 GMT -6
Be a STAR, Sheamus!
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 24, 2012 20:06:30 GMT -6
Ricardo only took one finisher? I am disappoint.
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