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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 27, 2012 9:12:39 GMT -6
THIS is Monday Night Raw YOU are wasting your time watching. THIS is 3 hours of Vince's described "variety show" that accidentally features wrestling. YOU are going to bitch about it and keep meaningless stats on how much wrestling occurred. THIS is a pony.  YOU like ponies. Later, marks. #HEEL |
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Post by sharktrager on Aug 27, 2012 11:36:45 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 27, 2012 15:15:05 GMT -6
I am going to post in this thread. WHAT? And so is P$ cause he is home tonight. WHAT? You heard me. WHAT? I SAID YOU HEARD ME!! WHAT? FUCKERS! WHAT?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 16:53:57 GMT -6
I INVENTED WHAT, MY LAWYERS ARE CALCULATING HOW MUCH MONEY YOU THIEVES OWE ME |
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 16:55:17 GMT -6
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK VINCE , WHAT? BROTHER![/size] WHAT?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 16:56:34 GMT -6
I ALSO INVENTED TALKING LIKE HULK HOGAN , BROTHER![/size] BUT THE SCRIPT WAS ALL SMITHS, DUDE IS A FUCKING TERMINATOR.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 16:59:57 GMT -6
PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO FUCK THEIR MOTHERS SAY WHAT WHAT?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 27, 2012 17:01:10 GMT -6
I'm not watching tonight. WHAT? Because it's stupid. WHAT? Because I have better things to do. WHAT? Big things. WHAT? Huge things. WHAT? Like your mother. WHAT? Jim from St Paul's mother in law. WHAT? And Smiths' mother too. WHAT? So have fun with your little minstrel show. WHAT? I'll be porking your moms. WHAT? All your moms. WHAT? Marks.
WHAT? WHAT?
You're welcome.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 17:04:10 GMT -6
HOW COME WHAT? I CAN ONLY GET WHAT? ONE OR TWO WHAT? TO SHOW UP? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
I'M ABOUT TO WHAT? SEND THIS SCRIPT WHAT? TO THE HALL OF PAIN WHAT? , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 27, 2012 17:08:23 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: THIS is Monday Night Raw
YOU are wasting your time watching.
THIS is 3 hours of Vince's described "variety show" that accidentally features wrestling.
YOU are going to bitch about it and keep meaningless stats on how much wrestling occurred.
THIS is a pony.
YOU like ponies.
Later, marks. #HEEL
YOUR image link is broken!
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 27, 2012 17:08:45 GMT -6
So I'm fast approaching the end of my wrestling watching days. We're cutting off cable and only keeping internet. All TV will be streaming from here on out.
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 27, 2012 17:08:56 GMT -6
Wow. WHAT? This place is a clusterfuck already. WHAT? Exactly. WHAT?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 27, 2012 17:11:49 GMT -6
Oh my GAWD!!
Smiths, you are the BEST!
AGAIN!
Gonna take me sometime to figure these buttons out on my iPhone
I'll be chiming in since I have the night off.
Cheers!
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 27, 2012 17:12:33 GMT -6
Verbaltoxin/Lingualvenom: So I'm fast approaching the end of my wrestling watching days. We're cutting off cable and only keeping internet. All TV will be streaming from here on out.
I am pretty sure there are a few fWcers who watch on a stream. No need to give it up entirely. / Well except for the fact that this product sucks.
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Post by slamjack on Aug 27, 2012 17:13:24 GMT -6
I'm starting to think that suggesting this button was a terrible idea. WHAT?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 27, 2012 17:13:56 GMT -6
So I'm fast approaching the end of my wrestling watching days. We're cutting off cable and only keeping internet. All TV will be streaming from here on out. Cry Moar, NOT AVAILABLE ON DISH. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 17:24:43 GMT -6
WE ABSOLUTELY NEED TO HAVE AT LEAST SEVEN MORE SEGMENTS WITH AJ IN IT THAN LAST WEEK. PEOPLE NEED TO SEE HER AS THE POWER FIGURE. AND WE HAVE TO DO THAT GIMMICK WHERE SHE HAS FUCKING RADAR DETECTION FOR THE WORD "CRAZY".
ALSO, ALL THOSE TAG TEAMS WILL FACE RYBACK IN A GAUNTLET MATCH. I THINK WE COULD GET EPICO, PRIMO AND TYSON KIDD ON RYBACK'S SHOULDERS AT THE SAME TIME. THE VISUAL IS WORTH IT.
WE'LL HAVE CM PUNK BE A LITTLE BITCH AND SAY NO TO CENA FOR NOT SAYING HE'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND CENA WILL PUT HIM IN THE STF AND MAKE HIM SAY YES JUST LIKE PUNK DID WITH THE ANACONDA VICE OH MY GOD I'M SO FUCKING CLEVER YOU GUYS.
GET ME TWO HOOKERS AND AN EIGHT-BALL. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "LINDA"? SHE'S FUCKING HER CAMPAIGN STAFF. IT'S HOW WE ROLL, BITCHES!
I'VE GOT GRAPEFRUITS IN MY PANTS, AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT
SHOW IT
SHOW IT
SHOW IT
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2012 17:31:00 GMT -6
THE WHAT BUTTON IS FUCKING WEIRD. IT'S DIFFERENT. I DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT. I FEAR CHANGE.
...GOTCHA! I FEAR NOTHING. EXCEPT LOSING OUR SPONSORSHIPS. THAT SHIT KEEPS ME UP FOR WEEKS. |
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 27, 2012 17:31:17 GMT -6
I'VE GOT GRAPEFRUITS IN MY PANTS, AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO SHOW IT
SHOW IT
SHOW IT
SHOW IT
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 17:41:31 GMT -6
You guys WHAT? are fucking weird WHAT? but I love you all anyway WHAT? and wouldn't have it any other way AWWW
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 27, 2012 17:50:19 GMT -6
This is one of those times when @crankyvince gets a little too uncanny.
@crankyvince
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY PRE-TAPE SCRIPT. I CAN'T EVEN PROPERLY WIPE MY ASS WITH THIS "450 WORDS OR LESS" SHIT.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 17:57:52 GMT -6
THREE HOUR SHITFEST WHAT? or Republican National Convention? WHAT? WHAT? Aren't those the same thing? WHAT?
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 17:58:46 GMT -6
I want a Ziggler button.
When you use it, it randomly inserts some gymnastic move name after everything you said
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 27, 2012 18:01:02 GMT -6
THEN
NOW
FLUTTERFOREVER
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Post by verbaltoxin on Aug 27, 2012 18:01:55 GMT -6
@crankyvince
FUCK. I DON'T KNOW, DAVE. JUST COME UP WITH SOME SHIT ABOUT HOW KING IS JUST LIKE THE REST OF THESE IDIOTS. JESUS... DID YOU ASK @cmpunk?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 27, 2012 18:02:29 GMT -6
It wasn't all that long ago that I actually looked forward to Raw.
Now you have Cena acting like a heel but being cheered as a face
Punk acting like a face, being cheered like a face, and getting run down as a heel
McMahon just insulting the fans
Cole being Cole
too many squash matches
2 hours worth of Raw wrestling padded out into a 3 hour show
I still cannot believe that I genuinely prefer TNA over WWE.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 27, 2012 18:05:01 GMT -6
I DON'T LIKE THE NEW OPENING MUSIC, BROTHER. , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by slamjack on Aug 27, 2012 18:05:04 GMT -6
Creationist Ape: It wasn't all that long ago that I actually looked forward to Raw.
Now you have Cena acting like a heel but being cheered as a face
Punk acting like a face, being cheered like a face, and getting run down as a heel
McMahon just insulting the fans
Cole being Cole
too many squash matches
2 hours worth of Raw wrestling padded out into a 3 hour show
I still cannot believe that I genuinely prefer TNA over WWE.
If you told me at the Royal Rumble, that by Summerslam I would easily like TNA more than WWE, I would have called you a fucking lunatic.
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Post by Cuvis the Conqueror on Aug 27, 2012 18:05:22 GMT -6
If these guys think I'm gonna boo Punk? Fuck that noise.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 27, 2012 18:06:49 GMT -6
THERE'S A LOT OF SELECTIVE HISTORY IN THE OPENING PROMO , BROTHER![/size]
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