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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 16:39:03 GMT -6
DUDES, I AM FREAKIN' EXCITED TO BE BACK IN THE IMPACT ZONE TONIGHT, BROTHER! LOOK AT THESE IMPACT MANIACS AND HOW FIRED UP THEY ARE, DUDES! YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS AT HOME, RECUPERATING FROM MY 74TH BACK SURGERY, AND I WAS ALL LAID UP AND HURTIN', IT WAS YOUR CALLS, YOUR TWEETS, YOUR LETTERS AND ALL YOUR PRAYERS SENT MY WAY BROTHER, THAT IS WHAT GOT ME TO A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY! THE DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD TAKE ME 147 DAYS AND 30 MONTHS TO RECOVER, BUT DUE TO THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA, THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE, BROTHER, I DID THE RECOVERY IN 72 HOURS!
SO TONIGHT, WITH THE BLOOD AND THE SPIRIT OF THE MANIACS IN MY VEINS, DUDES, I KNOW THAT I COULD BODY SLAM THE 747 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT, GOD REST HIS SOUL, DEEP INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, BROTHER! BRING ON THE ACES N EIGHTS! 'CAUSE WITH ME, MY BUDDY THE STINGER, THE IMPACT CREW, WHACHU GONNA DO, ACES N EIGHTS, WHEN HULK HOGAN, THE MANIACS, THE STINGER AND THE IMPACT ZONE RUN WILD ON YOU ON OPEN FIGHT NIGHT?!
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Post by slamjack on Aug 23, 2012 17:23:37 GMT -6
DUDES, I AM FREAKIN' EXCITED TO BE BACK IN THE IMPACT ZONE TONIGHT, BROTHER! LOOK AT THESE IMPACT MANIACS AND HOW FIRED UP THEY ARE, DUDES! YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS AT HOME, RECUPERATING FROM MY 74TH BACK SURGERY, AND I WAS ALL LAID UP AND HURTIN', IT WAS YOUR CALLS, YOUR TWEETS, YOUR LETTERS AND ALL YOUR PRAYERS SENT MY WAY BROTHER, THAT IS WHAT GOT ME TO A MIRACULOUS RECOVERY! THE DOCTOR SAID IT WOULD TAKE ME 147 DAYS AND 30 MONTHS TO RECOVER, BUT DUE TO THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA, THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE, BROTHER, I DID THE RECOVERY IN 72 HOURS! SO TONIGHT, WITH THE BLOOD AND THE SPIRIT OF THE MANIACS IN MY VEINS, DUDES, I KNOW THAT I COULD BODY SLAM THE 747 POUND ANDRE THE GIANT, GOD REST HIS SOUL, DEEP INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, BROTHER! BRING ON THE ACES N EIGHTS! 'CAUSE WITH ME, MY BUDDY THE STINGER, THE IMPACT CREW, WHACHU GONNA DO, ACES N EIGHTS, WHEN HULK HOGAN, THE MANIACS, THE STINGER AND THE IMPACT ZONE RUN WILD ON YOU ON OPEN FIGHT NIGHT?! GLAD TO HEAR YOU'RE DOING GOOD BROTHER! I ALSO WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER, SINCE YOU SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH ME BROTHER, AUGUST 11TH BROTHER! ACES AND 8'S WILL PAY BROTHER! |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 17:37:20 GMT -6
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Post by slamjack on Aug 23, 2012 17:38:53 GMT -6
WE SHOULD JUST KEEP POSTING IN ALL CAPS EVERY TIME THE HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD TONIGHT BROTHERS!
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 23, 2012 17:45:48 GMT -6
I'M POSTING IN ALL CAPS TOO BROTHER BECAUSE I'M STUMBLECAT AND I'M IN THE IMPACT ZONE!! WATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN STUMBLECAT'S CAT SCRATCH FEVER SCRATCHES THE FUCK OUTTA YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU?!?!!?!?!??
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2012 17:49:26 GMT -6
Smiths: slamjack: WE SHOULD JUST KEEP POSTING IN ALL CAPS EVERY TIME THE HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD TONIGHT BROTHERS!
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO, BROTHER?
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' BROTHERS, THIS BROTHER AIN'T GONNA BROTHER UP WITH YOU BROTHERS DOING THIS WHOLE "BROTHER-BROTHER" THING, BROTHER. BROTHER, IF YOU BROTHERS THINK THIS BROTHER'S GONNA BOTHER BROTHERING WITH THOSE BROTHERS YOU GOT A BROTHER... BRUH... UH.. ANOTHER THING COMIN BROTHER! BROTHER I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO, BROTHER! LIKE MAKE SEX TAPES! OHHHH, BROTHER! WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN THE 4-AND-SEVEN-EIGHTHS INCH PYTHON OF HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON FILM?! WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK? I'M NOT HULK HOGAN!!
WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!
GET ME SOME MORE MUSCLE MILK, DAMN IT! [/b][/size][/center]
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 17:55:19 GMT -6
VINCE, BROTHER, YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND YOU ARE IN THE IMPACT ZONE NOW, BROTHER, AND AROUND HERE, HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD! BACK IN THE DAY YOU AND ME HAD A GOOD RUN, BROTHER, BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO PASS IT ALONG TO THE NEW GENERATION, AND THE NEW BLOOD, AND MAKE SURE HULKAMANIA LIVES ON AS THE GREATEST FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE! I GIVE YOU PROPS, DUDE, YOU HELPED MAKE ME WHAT I AM, BUT THOSE DAYS ARE DONE, BROTHER! IT'S ABOUT THE DEMANDMENTS OF THE TRAINING, THE PRAYERS AND THE VITAMINS, AND IT'S ABOUT OPEN FIGHT NIGHT IN THE IMPACT ZONE, BROTHER!
ACES N' EIGHTS, DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, DUDES! YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR HEADS SQUEEZED BY THE 24 INCH PYTHONS, BROTHER! I RODE MY HARLEY DAVIDSON ALL THE WAY FROM VENICE BEACH TO THE IMPACT ZONE, BROTHER, AND I DID IT AFTER A MIRACULOUS 63 HOUR RECOVERY FROM MY 88TH BACK SURGERY, DUDES! AND I AM REVVED UP, BROTHER! SO ME AND THE STINGER ARE GONNA TALK TO THE PHENOMNAL AJ STYLES, THE WORLD CHAMP AUSTIN ARIES, AND WE'RE PLANNIN', DUDES. WE'RE PLANNIN' SOMETHIN' BIG. AND WHATCHU GONNA DO WHEN THE PLAN UNFOLDS, AND THE MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!!
*tears t-shirt*
WHATCHU GONNA DO?!!
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 23, 2012 18:01:16 GMT -6
That segue was... abrupt.
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:01:26 GMT -6
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:02:05 GMT -6
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:02:41 GMT -6
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:03:17 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 23, 2012 18:03:18 GMT -6
I'mma be doin a lot of channel surfing tonight.
My town, Petaluma, is playing for the chance to play in the US Championship for the Little League World Series. That's more important to me than even Impact.
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 23, 2012 18:03:21 GMT -6
Why do they have to run the Packers preseason games when I need to watch wrestling? WHY???
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Post by slamjack on Aug 23, 2012 18:06:09 GMT -6
Why do they have to run the Packers preseason games when I need to watch wrestling? WHY??? WRESTLE TUBE DOT NET BROTHER, CHANNEL FOUR HD BROTHER. |
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:07:30 GMT -6
DON'T WORRY BROTHERS, I'LL BE OUT THERE IN JUST A FEW. ZEMA ION IS ASKING ME ABOUT SUMMERSLAM 91, WHEN I TOOK ON SGT SLAUGHTER AND THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN GUARD AFTER WARRIOR RAN THE SHEIK TO THE BACK, AND WHUPPED HIM THE OLD COUNTRY WAY, BROTHERS!
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Post by slamjack on Aug 23, 2012 18:08:12 GMT -6
DON'T WORRY BROTHERS, I'LL BE OUT THERE IN JUST A FEW. ZEMA ION IS ASKING ME ABOUT SUMMERSLAM 91, WHEN I TOOK ON SGT SLAUGHTER AND THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN GUARD AFTER WARRIOR RAN THE SHEIK TO THE BACK, AND WHUPPED HIM THE OLD COUNTRY WAY, BROTHERS! WILL YOU CONFIRM OR DENY YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN 9/11 BROTHER? |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 23, 2012 18:09:25 GMT -6
Smiths: good.
mask is coming off.
no talking just kicking their dumb asses.
hey, I had nothing to do with this!
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:10:11 GMT -6
slamjack:
Today at 7:07pm, Senile Hulk wrote:DON'T WORRY BROTHERS, I'LL BE OUT THERE IN JUST A FEW. ZEMA ION IS ASKING ME ABOUT SUMMERSLAM 91, WHEN I TOOK ON SGT SLAUGHTER AND THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN GUARD AFTER WARRIOR RAN THE SHEIK TO THE BACK, AND WHUPPED HIM THE OLD COUNTRY WAY, BROTHERS!
WILL YOU CONFIRM OR DENY YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN 9/11 BROTHER?
ON 9/11 DUDE, I WAS JUST SITTIN' IN SHOCK AS EVERYONE ELSE WAS, BROTHER! I'M SO HAPPY THAT OUR MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM ARE OUT THERE DEFENDING OUR FREEDOM, AND I KNOW LOTS OF THEM ARE HULKAMANIACS, AND EVERYDAY I GET LETTERS FROM THE MIDDLE EAST FROM THE TROOPS, THANKING ME FOR INSPIRING THEM AND ENTERTAINING THEM LIKE I DID, DUDE! HULKAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD IN AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ, BROTHER, THAT'S FOR SURE!
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 23, 2012 18:11:10 GMT -6
slamjack:
WRESTLE TUBE DOT NET BROTHER, CHANNEL FOUR HD BROTHER. Still at work, the previous channel button will have to do...
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 23, 2012 18:14:39 GMT -6
"A long painful night..."
Like Mondays?
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:15:46 GMT -6
MISS TESSMACHER IS GOING PLACES, DUDES! MARK MY WORDS SHE'S A STAR! HH, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by slamjack on Aug 23, 2012 18:15:51 GMT -6
I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THIS BROTHER, BUT I WONDER IF THERE IS A WAY TO PUT BROTHER AT THE END OF EVERY SENTENCE BROTHER, NOT JUST THE END BROTHER[/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 23, 2012 18:16:03 GMT -6
TESTING BUTTON, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:16:58 GMT -6
DUDES,, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 23, 2012 18:17:06 GMT -6
SMITHS! YOU HAVE OUTDONE YOURSELF!, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by Ed Becker on Aug 23, 2012 18:17:08 GMT -6
Tiff gets music?
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:17:41 GMT -6
TARYN TERRELL IS A WOMAN RECLAIMING HER CAREER DUDES! VINCE DID HER WRONG, BUT THE IMPACT ZONE WILL DO HER RIGHT! NO PUNS INTENDED, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 23, 2012 18:18:16 GMT -6
READING THIS TEXT MAKES ME THINK I MIGHT HAVE TAKEN THE BROWN ACID, BROTHER[/size]
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Post by Senile Hulk on Aug 23, 2012 18:18:37 GMT -6
DUDES, WATCHING THE KNOCKOUTS DO THEIR THING IN THE RING HAS ME SUPER JACKED, BROTHER[/size]
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