*Vince goes for the cheap pop in Chicago by having the last picture be Punk.
*And Chicago proceeds to show why they are awesome and crap all over Miz.
* Crowd cheers Heyman, not Axel. lol
*So you give Axel the IC belt just so HHH can bury him at the next PPV and shit all over your mid-card belt in the process. Go Vince Go!
*Wait, did they just mention Henning and Axel together? Huh.
*Axel pinning Barret was a solid finish in and of itself though. I don't think I have even seen an ending like that.
*Well before I like this too much, I must repeat to myself: So you give Axel the IC belt just so HHH can bury him at the next PPV and shit all over your mid-card belt in the process. Go Vince Go!
*"Boring" chants during Vince/HHH segment
*Oh, Katylin has non-generic club rave music as her entrance now? Well that only took a year.
*The best storyline in the WWE right now is AJ/Katylin. And that is so sad.
*Crowd pops for AJ
*NICE. AJ tossed over the Spanish announcers table.
*King: "I've had 3 weedings and no Anniversary's". Yeah, you've gotten to go to their roller skating birthday parties though!
*AJ vs Katlyin will probably be the best WRESTLING match all night. That is both awesome and sad.
*HOLY CRAP AJ WON LEGIT.
*RVD? REALLY?! So you can continue to NOT punish all the other talent you already have? Go Vince Go!
*And the process is complete. Ziggler can now get back to jobbing to ... well RVD I guess. Go Vince Go!
*Those tears from AJ? Totally real. She feels very bad for Dolph, cause she knows Vince will never push him again.
*ADR proved it to the tire world.
*Ok, I got lost in the obviousness of knowing who will win PUNK/Jericho that I forgot THEY will have the best wrestling match today. AJ and Kat will only have the most interesting.
*No new opening yet for Punk.
*Mutton chops? Really?
*Heyman helps with his watch
*I just realized last week that Rock Band 3 has "Cult of Personality" available to download... may need to pick that up
*Randy Orton's out there. Loss for good guys.
*WIZARD.
*So you know what would make this main event interesting? Yeah, me neither.
*Ryback with the "Well, you're not Cena" semi-pop
*The boo's start before Cena's music even starts.
*John Cena has shoulder blocked 20 men into the ground.
*
JOHN CENA HAS JUST SHOULDER BLOCKED 20 MEN INTO THE GROUND.
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*The top of this ambulance is going to break isn;t it?
*I just. Wow. I.
*...
* *leaves*