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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 9:10:10 GMT -6
Fuck you.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 15:23:17 GMT -6
TONIGHTFUCK YEAH RYBACK!WILL LOSE TO JOHN CENA, BUT HE'LL LOOK STRONG IN DEFEAT LIKE EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERSON JOHN CENA HAS EVER SUPERCENA'D HIS WAY TO VICTORY AGAINST. THEN HE'LL GO BEAT DOLPH ZIGGLER ON A SMACKDOWN. NO, ACTUALLY, I'LL DO IT ON MAIN EVENT SO THAT SHOW GETS A ONE-TIME RATINGS BUMP.CM PUNK RETURNSTO LOSE TO CHRIS JERICHO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH MAN, SORRY, I HAD TO DO THAT JUST TO SEE WHAT YOU GUYS WOULD DO. WOO! THAT WAS A GOOD ONE HAHAHA....
BUT SERIOUSLY, HE'S LOSING.BELIEVE IN THE SHIELDWE ALREADY JOBBED THEM OUT TO GOATFACE BEFORE THE PAY-PER-VIEW. ALSO, ORTON'S TURNING HEEL ON DANIEL BRYAN TONIGHT. IT'S NOT THAT I WANTED TO DO THIS, SINCE I FUCKING HATE RANDY AS MUCH AS YOU GUYS DO AT THIS POINT, AND THE ONE THING I LOVE DOING IS NOT GIVING A PERSON I'M MAD AT ANYTHING CLOSE TO WHAT THEY WANT.
BUT HE'S A FUCKING BORING AS FUCK BABYFACE AND BRYAN NEEDS A FEUD AFTER THIS MATCH THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE THE SHIELD. YOU THINK THIS IS LEADING TO DANIEL BRYAN AS A BIG-TIME BABYFACE, I KNOW, BUT HE'S GOING TO WIN THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN A FEW WEEKS, SHAVE THE BEARD, AND GO BACK TO BEING A CONDESCENDING SLOW-TALKING ALWAYS-CHEATS-TO-WIN HEEL.
OH, AND IF YOU THINK I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH TO HAVE AMBROSE LOSE TO KANE, YOU'RE CRAZY. I RESENT THE NOTION THAT YOU QUESTION MY OBVIOUSLY SUPERIOR WRESTLING INTELLIGENCE. FOR THAT, THE SHIELD ALL LOSE TONIGHT AND GET THEIR COME-UPPANCE. THEY'LL BE SPIRIT SQUAD-IRRELEVANT IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS. FUCK YOU, SMARKS.DOLPH ZIGGLER RETURNSAND FORTUNATELY FOR YOU SMARKS, HE'S FACING THE ONLY PERSON I WON'T JOB HIM OUT TO. OR WILL I? ...NAH, I'M GONNA JOB DEL RIO OUT TOCURTIS AXELFOR THE NEXT MONTH AND A HALF OR SO. NO SENSE IN PUTTING A BELT ON AXEL, THOUGH. HE'S NOT READY. ALSO, I'M SICK OF WADE BARRETT. I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT GUY. MAYBE BECAUSE HIS PRESENCE REMINDS ME OF THE BOTCHED NEXUS ANGLE, AND THEN THE CORRE. WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING WITH THE SECOND R? THAT WAS SO STUPID.
MIZ MAKES WADE TAP WITH AN AWKWARD FIGURE FOUR.AJ LEEIS HOT SO FUCK KAITLYN.WAIT.
AJ. FUCK KAITLYN...
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YEAH.WOO-HOO! BONER ACHIEVED! FUCK YOU, VIAGRA!SHEAMUS WHAT?
OH COME ON, YOU HONESTLY THINK SANDOW IS WINNING? I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CORPORATE MINISTRY TO COME OFF INDEFINITE HIATUS, TOO, RIGHT? PLEASE.FANDANGODOESN'T HAVE A MATCH ON THIS SHOW. BECAUSE FUCK YOUR STUPID DA DA DA-DA DA DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA DAMMIT YOU HAVE ME DOING IT!GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLESIGH... WHERE WAS I? UHH...JOHN CENANO I KNOW, I ALREADY COVERED THIS MATCH EARLIER, BUT IT FELT NAKED WITHOUT HIS NAME IN GIGANTIC BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS.ALL THIS AND MUCH MORE8pm ET/5pm PTONPAY-PER-VIEWWHICH MEANS GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY
ALSO DON'T FORGET THE YOUTUBE PRESHOW AT 7:30 ET/4:30 PT, REALLY IMPORTANT SHIT HAPPENS THEN!
OKAY NOT REALLY BUT COME ON, YOU GOT NOTHIN' BETTER TO DO. [/b][/size][/center]
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 15:24:30 GMT -6
God I love senile Vince.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 15:28:08 GMT -6
i had to edit it because i got so into the senility that I mixed up kane and ambrose
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 15:55:16 GMT -6
Is anyone going to watch this with me?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 16:04:25 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Is anyone going to watch this with me? <---------
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 16:48:37 GMT -6
Wizarding Payback.
Pre-Show aka The Miz Position
Sheamus vs. Damian Sandow
Sheamus wins, nobody cares.
World Championship
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto del Rio
Ziggler wins, but for some reason they leave the door open for this one to continue. Because they have NO IDEAS for Zigs or Rio.
Divas Championship
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee
Hey did you notice AJ is the only heel on here who acts like a heel? And theirs is the only storyline with any meaningful back-story? Serious, these ladies were besties way back on NXT. So watch this end in less than 5 min. with some okay grappling. AJ takes the strap.
US Championship
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Kane
Hey, did you also notice that the Shield's matches actually have some kind of reason for being on this card? Like holy shit, they're in a feud with Hell No and Orton and that should involve some matches or something. Crazy! Anyway, Dean retains the strap. Kane is above titles at this point.
Tag Team Championship
The Shield (c) vs. Orton/BEARDZILLA
Rumor is WWE wants BEARDZILLA DAZZLER INTERNET SUPERHERO #1 to face YOU WILL CHEER THIS MAN FOR THE TROOPS at Summerslam. So expect the thrown-together team to lose. I won't call any turns, because WWE is pretty boring and could just as easily keep Orton and Bryan both face as make either heels. Rollins and Bryan carry this one.
Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curt Axel
This match should end with Axel getting the belt, because hey, wouldn't it be a good idea for your new guy to get a real win? But no, they'll have Miz do it with that pilates move he calls a figure four.
For the Bestest of the Best in the World
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
It's Chicago, so the crowd will be red hot for both guys plus CM Punk's return. It's Chicago, so "Job in your hometown" rules may apply. I say Jericho wins, because WWE knows he's the only guy who can beat Punk in Chicago and not cause a riot.
Seriously people would watch these two wrestle in a Best of Seven Series with a coupon for Applebee's at stake.
WWE Championship/ 3 Stages of Hurry the Fuck Up & End this Already
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback
When even Richmond, VA greeted John Cena with a giant, "meh," it's safe to say the wheels are finally coming off on the HLR train. But they still won't make Ryback the champ, so expect this to have another Lazarus comeback and a RISE ABOVE LOGIC ending.
Overall impression: plus to WWE for giving each match an actual reason to be on the card. All the belts are on the line, and there's back-story to each match going back to at least Extreme Rules, if not earlier. It seems the summer is a good time to watch because maybe Vince isn't as tuned in or interested. It's not Wrestlemania season, after all. So expect some good-to-decent matches plus one really good one tonight. And don't even demand a lick of logic for anything that happens in the Cena match.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 16, 2013 17:08:37 GMT -6
Senile Vince: DougieAXP : Is anyone going to watch this with me? <--------- Me too.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jun 16, 2013 17:19:48 GMT -6
Wizarding Payback. Pre-Show aka The Miz PositionSheamus vs. Damian Sandow Sheamus wins, nobody cares. World ChampionshipDolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto del Rio Ziggler wins, but for some reason they leave the door open for this one to continue. Because they have NO IDEAS for Zigs or Rio. Divas ChampionshipKaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee Hey did you notice AJ is the only heel on here who acts like a heel? And theirs is the only storyline with any meaningful back-story? Serious, these ladies were besties way back on NXT. So watch this end in less than 5 min. with some okay grappling. AJ takes the strap. US ChampionshipDean Ambrose (c) vs. Kane Hey, did you also notice that the Shield's matches actually have some kind of reason for being on this card? Like holy shit, they're in a feud with Hell No and Orton and that should involve some matches or something. Crazy! Anyway, Dean retains the strap. Kane is above titles at this point. Tag Team ChampionshipThe Shield (c) vs. Orton/BEARDZILLA Rumor is WWE wants BEARDZILLA DAZZLER INTERNET SUPERHERO #1 to face YOU WILL CHEER THIS MAN FOR THE TROOPS at Summerslam. So expect the thrown-together team to lose. I won't call any turns, because WWE is pretty boring and could just as easily keep Orton and Bryan both face as make either heels. Rollins and Bryan carry this one. Intercontinental ChampionshipWade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curt Axel This match should end with Axel getting the belt, because hey, wouldn't it be a good idea for your new guy to get a real win? But no, they'll have Miz do it with that pilates move he calls a figure four. For the Bestest of the Best in the WorldChris Jericho vs. CM Punk It's Chicago, so the crowd will be red hot for both guys plus CM Punk's return. It's Chicago, so "Job in your hometown" rules may apply. I say Jericho wins, because WWE knows he's the only guy who can beat Punk in Chicago and not cause a riot. Seriously people would watch these two wrestle in a Best of Seven Series with a coupon for Applebee's at stake. WWE Championship/ 3 Stages of Hurry the Fuck Up & End this AlreadyJohn Cena (c) vs. Ryback When even Richmond, VA greeted John Cena with a giant, "meh," it's safe to say the wheels are finally coming off on the HLR train. But they still won't make Ryback the champ, so expect this to have another Lazarus comeback and a RISE ABOVE LOGIC ending. Overall impression: plus to WWE for giving each match an actual reason to be on the card. All the belts are on the line, and there's back-story to each match going back to at least Extreme Rules, if not earlier. It seems the summer is a good time to watch because maybe Vince isn't as tuned in or interested. It's not Wrestlemania season, after all. So expect some good-to-decent matches plus one really good one tonight. And don't even demand a lick of logic for anything that happens in the Cena match. I was going to do predictions myself, but pretty much this ^ The only thing I disagree on is Punk/Jericho, I think Punk takes it.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 17:21:48 GMT -6
WOO! I haz friends!
Whats with the big purply penis Smiths?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 17:32:10 GMT -6
Wizardry, in the order I expect them to appear:
Sheamus over Sandow
Reigns/Rollins over Orton/Bryan
Ambrose over Kane
Axel over Wade & Miz (pinning Miz)
Ziggler over ADR
AJ over Kaitlyn (really torn on this one, but I think the great photo/promo op of WHC Ziggler and Diva's champ AJ makes AJ the winner)
Punk over Y2J
Cena over Ryback
EDIT: changed my mind on axel/miz/wade and ambrose/kane, they'll probably open with two straight Shield matches since they've done that one-after-the-other thing on RAW with them lately
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Jun 16, 2013 17:38:41 GMT -6
Commercial break? What the hell? Yeah, I don't know either, dude...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 17:39:14 GMT -6
DID THEY JUST AD-BREAK ON A YOUTUBE SHOW
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 17:40:30 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: by the way, look for Daniel Bearden to be placed with the Wyatt Family in the future
my ultra-wizardry: I say Bray debuts tonight costing Jericho his match against Punk, begins feud with Y2J
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 17:44:30 GMT -6
Okay, glad I'm not crazy and also saw a commercial break during a free stream.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 17:45:26 GMT -6
Annnd nobody cares.
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Post by hobblekitty on Jun 16, 2013 17:45:43 GMT -6
Pre-Show aka The Miz Position
Sheamus vs. Damian Sandow
Sandow. Sandow. Come on man, for a frikkin change.
World Championship
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto del Rio
Ziggler
Divas Championship
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee
I am hoping for Kaitlyn cause I still hate that bitch AJ.
US Championship
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Kane
Dean because he is going strong right now.
Tag Team Championship
The Shield (c) vs. Orton/BEARDZILLA
The Shield because I am enjoying them.
Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curt Axel
Curt Axel. Next.
For the Bestest of the Best in the World
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
CM Punk!!
WWE Championship/ 3 Stages of Hurry the Fuck Up & End this Already
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback
I will most likely have fallen asleep by this point. Cena
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 17:46:27 GMT -6
GO AJ! GO ZIGGLES! GO PUNK!!!
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Post by sharktrager on Jun 16, 2013 17:47:09 GMT -6
Senile Vince: I say Bray debuts tonight costing Jericho his match against Punk, begins feud with Y2JFozzy has a tour coming up. His Punk feud is a time killer.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Jun 16, 2013 17:47:30 GMT -6
Sheamus vs. Damian Sandow
Sheamus, because fuck the fans
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto del Rio
Ziggler because it's too soon to strip him
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee
AJ because of course
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Kane
Dean because Shield needs to stay strong
The Shield (c) vs. Orton/BEARDZILLA
Shield because Shield needs to stay strong
Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curt Axel
Doesn't matter because fuck the fans. probably Axel tho
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
Jericho because fuck the fans
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback
Cena because fuck the fans
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 17:48:18 GMT -6
Why did Hobbles post two version of her predictions?
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 16, 2013 17:49:22 GMT -6
Wizarding Payback.
Pre-Show aka The Miz Position
Sheamus vs. Damian Sandow - shaymoos
World Championship
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Alberto del Rio - Zigger
Divas Championship
Kaitlyn (c) vs. AJ Lee
HAHA FOOL YOU!! there wont be a match.
US Championship
Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Kane Kane? NOPE
Tag Team Championship
The Shield (c) vs. Orton/BEARDZILLA
Shield
by the way, look for Daniel Bearden to be placed with the Wyatt Family in the future
Intercontinental Championship
Wade Barrett (c) vs. The Miz vs. Curt Axel - AXEL WITH A BANANA IN THE TAILPIPE FOR THE WIN
For the Bestest of the Best in the World
Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
WE WIN. WE ALL WIN. Jericho.
WWE Championship/ 3 Stages of Hurry the Fuck Up & End this Already
John Cena (c) vs. Ryback
RYBACK.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 17:49:25 GMT -6
Any decent streams? First Row only has that stupid one with the ilivid app.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 17:49:37 GMT -6
lol wut
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2013 17:50:12 GMT -6
sharktrager: Senile Vince : I say Bray debuts tonight costing Jericho his match against Punk, begins feud with Y2J Fozzy has a tour coming up. His Punk feud is a time killer. ok.. debuts and stretcherjobs Jericho? don't kill my dreams bro
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 17:50:30 GMT -6
I'm guessing Shield vs. OMG DAZZLER and zzzzz...Orton...zzzz are first.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jun 16, 2013 17:50:37 GMT -6
Phrasal Blight: Any decent streams? First Row only has that stupid one with the ilivid app. just close all of the popups and the stream will be there. theres a very tiny "close" that you have to click on
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Post by verbaltoxin on Jun 16, 2013 17:51:12 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Phrasal Blight : Any decent streams? First Row only has that stupid one with the ilivid app. just close all of the popups and the stream will be there. theres a very tiny "close" that you have to click on FOUND IT, DID IT, THANKS , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jun 16, 2013 17:51:49 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Jun 16, 2013 17:52:24 GMT -6
DougieAXP: Why did Hobbles post two version of her predictions? I didn't. Pi used my old computer and neglected to log himself to fluttershy, inadvertently posting under my log in. It's been modified to reflect the correct information now.
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