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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 18:15:17 GMT -6
  BETTY WHITE, BITCHES
BETTY WHITE! FUCKING TV LEGEND UP IN THIS BITCH! AND I KNOW YOU SMARKS LOVE HER SO DON'T EVEN PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO MISS THIS. IF YOU THOUGHT UNDERTAKER AND HOGAN RETURNING AFTER THE CHAMBER PPV WAS GOING TO INCREASE THE AVERAGE AGE OF THE PEOPLE ON THE SHOW, WELL, WE MANAGED TO FIND SOMEONE OLDER THAN BOTH OF THEIR COMBINED AGES! HAHAHAHA! I KID, BETTY, I KID. THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME FOR ME PERSONALLY BECAUSE I USED TO... YOU KNOW.. "JACK OFF" TO HER WHEN I WAS IN MY TEENAGE YEARS.
HA HA, JUST KIDDING. I STILL DO.
MARK HENRY
RETURNS TONIGHT TO TAKE OUT DANIEL BRYAN AND INJURY ANGLE HIM OUT OF THE CHAMBER MATCH BECAUSE THE AUTHORITY DOESN'T WANT BRYAN IN THE CHAMBER MATCH. "I-I-I'M GONNA BURY DANIEL BRYAN, I AM FUCK-ING AWE-SOME." IT'S BEEN A WHILE SO I'M FIGURING YOU ALL FORGOT I MADE THAT JOKE ALREADY, BECAUSE WRESTLING FANS DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED A FEW MONTHS BACK.
CM PUNK
ISN'T COMING BACK. I SHOULD COME ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, TALK ABOUT HOW PUNK IS A LITTLE BITCHY NERD ANYWAY WHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO EVER BE IN THIS RING, THAT HIS TATTOOS MAKE ME SICK, THAT HIS TASTE IN EVERYTHING IS ATROCIOUS, AND THAT IF HE WERE HERE RIGHT NOW, I WOULD SPIT IN HIS FACE. THEN I'D HAVE THE TRUCK HIT HIS MUSIC TO MAKE YOU ALL THINK HE'S BACK AND THEN DO PRECISELY THIS:
THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER
IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING AND WITH IT COMES A WHOLE LOT MORE HYPE. EXPECT BATISTA. EXPECT TALKING. EXPECT FELLA. AND OF COURSE, TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT IS ANOTHER MATCH IN RANDY ORTON'S ELIMINATION CHAMBER GAUNTLET SERIES. I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE WATCHING RANDY ORTON MATCHES. HIS OPPONENT TONIGHT WILL BE NONE OTHER THAN JOHN CENA...
WHICH MEANS
THE BATTLE CONTINUES
LIKE I'D EVER STOP GOING BACK TO THAT WELL
ALL THIS & MORE
8PM ET
ON
USA
IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I'M PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO GET THAT FUCKING NERD BACK BY WRESTLEMANIA, AND I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW MUCH I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THAT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 18:36:35 GMT -6
Rumor on twitter that RVD and Austin are both at Raw tonight in Los Angeles. Grain of salt, obviously. Austin's allegedly there to record a podcast with someone.
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 18:45:26 GMT -6
What the hell is going on around here
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:01:54 GMT -6
Smiths, I love the bukkake avatar.
MORE CM PUNK CHANTS
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 19:05:43 GMT -6
Barely 5 minutes has passed and this is already overbooked
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 10, 2014 19:07:09 GMT -6
Why does Big Show have to hold Betty's mic for her? She's old but she isn't an invalid for fuck's sake.
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 10, 2014 19:07:38 GMT -6
Randy Orton says he has been childish lately...
Lately?
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:07:47 GMT -6
now they turn up the crowd...QUICK SWITCH OVER TO CM PUNK CHANTS
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 19:08:44 GMT -6
Wow what a clusterfuck..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 10, 2014 19:09:12 GMT -6
I would swear I almost heard a CM Punk chant...
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 19:13:40 GMT -6
Who wrote this a 5 year old? This is bad bad bad bad bad bad bad writing..
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:14:27 GMT -6
HOT BUKAKKE EVERYWHERE
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:15:02 GMT -6
Fucking seriously? taking your biggest draw off tv...thats smart...
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 10, 2014 19:15:46 GMT -6
So fuck us right off the bat eh? Oh I would love to see the audience clear out now but I know it won't happen.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 10, 2014 19:16:03 GMT -6
dammit, I don't even have any olympic coverage I can watch instead of this.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 19:17:44 GMT -6
Well I have no reason to watch any more of this show, then
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 19:21:45 GMT -6
lol @ That John Cena factoid.. Jesus christ.. And they used C-Nation...
That's it.. I'm out.. I can't do this
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:23:00 GMT -6
not when there's a Pony Larp belt to get! Why turn it off and stop commenting! WE NEED ALL OUR LARP BELTS! in other news, I've turned it off... Prolly will put on an old Psych. FUCK YOU. PSYCH GOT CANCELLED. HAHA FUCK YOU SMITHS |
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Post by styckx on Feb 10, 2014 19:25:38 GMT -6
Wanna watch an old Psych? Nah.. Going to watch the Wizard Of Oz Rifftrax |
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:28:01 GMT -6
GO FUCK JFSP'S MOTHER'S STUMP, YOU DICKLESS WONDER
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Feb 10, 2014 19:33:27 GMT -6
not when there's a Pony Larp belt to get! Why turn it off and stop commenting! WE NEED ALL OUR LARP BELTS! in other news, I've turned it off... Prolly will put on an old Psych. It got turned off here as well. Watching the Westminster Kennel Club show on CNBC. Hound group is up. Irish wolfhound is gorgeous. Waiting for the Beaverhound. |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Feb 10, 2014 19:34:04 GMT -6
Wow, Bray MURDERED Rey with that Sister Abigail
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Feb 10, 2014 19:36:26 GMT -6
Nothing as funny as the "Oh what the fuck is this shit?" look on the cat's face right now.
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:38:47 GMT -6
not when there's a Pony Larp belt to get! Why turn it off and stop commenting! WE NEED ALL OUR LARP BELTS! in other news, I've turned it off... Prolly will put on an old Psych. It got turned off here as well. Watching the Westminster Kennel Club show on CNBC. Hound group is up. Irish wolfhound is gorgeous. Waiting for the Beaverhound. I'm a beaverhound ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkthatyoudo |
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Post by Ed Becker on Feb 10, 2014 19:39:12 GMT -6
WHY DOES IT GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NEXT PAGE WHEN I GO TO THE NEXT PAGE? , BROTHER![/size]
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Post by DougieAXP on Feb 10, 2014 19:40:42 GMT -6
God damnit. didn't see this
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 10, 2014 19:43:05 GMT -6
not when there's a Pony Larp belt to get! Why turn it off and stop commenting! WE NEED ALL OUR LARP BELTS! in other news, I've turned it off... Prolly will put on an old Psych. I have it on but I'm not really watching. I have to finish my networking lab cuz it's due in... 3 hours, lol. |
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Post by hobblekitty on Feb 10, 2014 19:46:11 GMT -6
Nothing as funny as the "Oh what the fuck is this shit?" look on the cat's face right now. Dogs? Dogs!?How do you dare!! /my cats do not like it AT ALL when I go a big wet one over dogs. |
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Feb 10, 2014 19:49:21 GMT -6
The bloodhound won for the hounds group. Next up, the toy group.
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Feb 10, 2014 19:53:30 GMT -6
Nothing as funny as the "Oh what the fuck is this shit?" look on the cat's face right now. Dogs? Dogs!?How do you dare!! /my cats do not like it AT ALL when I go a big wet one over dogs. Vanna spent over a year living in a home based shelter in NY before I adopted her and brought her to Texas. She has had plenty of exposure to dogs, she just finds the dog faces on the 52" screen a bit disconcerting, especially since it doesn't smell like dog. |
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