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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 14:36:02 GMT -6
IT'S OLD SCHOOL RAW
I LOVE THIS SHOW BECAUSE I GET TO LOOK AT A BUNCH OF 50-SOMETHING MEN WHO I CRIPPLED OVER THE YEARS AND LAUGH AT THEM FOR NOT BEING AS AWESOME AND RICH AS ME. THESE SAD SACK OLD TIMERS NEED A PAYCHECK FOR THEIR DIALYSIS MACHINES & THE DRUG & WHORE-RELATED DEBTS THEY ACCRUED IN THE 1980'S. MEANWHILE I GET TO EMBARRASS PEOPLE FOR MY OWN PERSONAL AMUSEMENT ON NATIONAL TELEVISION. IT'S TRULY A WIN-WIN.
I THINK I'M GONNA GET GENE OKERLUND TO KISS MY BARE ASS IN THAT VERY RING.
OH YEAH BECAUSE IT'S A BIG RAW YOU'LL GET
WHICH EQUALS AUTOMATIC RATINGS, BUT BECAUSE YOU GET ME YOU OF COURSE GET MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER STEPHANIE THROWN IN, WHICH MEANS YOU GET A HEAPING DOSE OF
WHO WILL DROP SOME CLEVER SMARK-SNARK ONE-LINERS DISPARAGING THE ENTIRE ROSTER, ALL OF THE OLD-SCHOOL RAW GUESTS, ANY AND ALL CURRENT AND/OR FORMER CHAMPIONS, RIC FLAIR, THE CITY OF BALTIMORE, AND CM PUNK. BECAUSE FUCK THAT GUY.
BROCK LESNAR
IS REALLY EXPENSIVE SO YOU WON'T SEE HIM AGAIN UNTIL POST-RUMBLE BECAUSE HIS PER-APPEARANCE COST INTERFERES WITH MY DAILY COKE-AND-CREATINE BUDGET.
IS TOTALLY IN THE BUILDING AND WILL BE ON RAW TONIGHT IGNORE THAT OTHER STUFF I WAS BUSY ADDING ELEVEN MINUTES TO JOHN CENA'S MIC TIME & TOTALLY FORGOT WE HAD HIM BOOKED FOR TONIGHT. BROCK PLEASE DON'T EAT ME.
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD
NOT EXISTING IN 3 MONTHS
DANIEL WYATT
AH, THE WAY THINGS OUGHT TO BE. DANIEL BRYAN IS NOW DANIEL WYATT. HE HAS OVERALLS. HE'LL BE LAYING DOWN FOR BRAY WYATT TO SHOW JUST HOW SUBORDINATE HE IS. THIS IS ALL LEADING UP TO WRESTLEMANIA, WHERE DANIEL BRYAN LOSES TO THE UNDERTAKER IN 15 SECONDS AND THE WYATTS TRIPLE-TEAM HIM TO THE STONE AGE FOR BEING A SHORT NERD WHO SUCKS. FUCK YOU SMARKS, HE'S NOT EVEN A B+, HE'S A C- AND WILL BE JOBBING TO BIG E LANGSTON REGULARLY BY JULY.
PLUS
THE NEVERENDING STOOOOOORY[/i][/size] ALL THIS & MORE8PM ETONUSAI'VE GOTTA CONVINCE TAKER TO WRESTLE SOMEONE ELSE THIS YEAR. BRYAN'S A SHMUCK. TAKER SHOULD WRESTLE BRODUS CLAY. DANIEL BRYAN GETS THE WYATT FAMILY IN A 3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH. NOTHING SAYS WRESTLEMANIA LIKE 3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCHES.[/b][/center] |
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Post by styckx on Jan 6, 2014 18:40:58 GMT -6
I'll watch for bad pandering by rolling out washed up former stars who jumped on that WWE paycheck without thinking..
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 18:59:36 GMT -6
Senile Vince:
WILL BE JOBBING TO BIG E LANGSTON REGULARLY BY JULY. Goddamit. This is probably true. :-(
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Post by styckx on Jan 6, 2014 19:01:58 GMT -6
WWE resident alcoholic.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:03:07 GMT -6
Hello all!
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:03:24 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:07:25 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:10:55 GMT -6
Flair is as drunk as the day is long. Holy shit.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:14:13 GMT -6
hobblekitty: Flair is as drunk as the day is long. Holy shit. go back to wearing your boobadoras
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:15:52 GMT -6
DougieAXP: hobblekitty : Flair is as drunk as the day is long. Holy shit.
go back to wearing your boobadoras Why all the hostility? And how do you know I am not wearing a boobadora WHILE I COMMENT!? WATCHA GONNA DO THEN HUH? WHEN THE BOOBADORA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:18:18 GMT -6
IT'S NEGATIVE FUCKING FOUR HERE
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:19:12 GMT -6
hobblekitty: DougieAXP : hobblekitty : Flair is as drunk as the day is long. Holy shit.
go back to wearing your boobadoras
Why all the hostility? And how do you know I am not wearing a boobadora WHILE I COMMENT!?
WATCHA GONNA DO THEN HUH? WHEN THE BOOBADORA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!! you posted old man ass without warning. that's a violation on so many levels. /still loves you //playing the game ///ya dig?
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:19:55 GMT -6
DougieAXP: IT'S NEGATIVE FUCKING FOUR HERE It's 26 here so not too bad. Apparently it is so cold in Chicago the zoo had to bring their polar bear inside.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 19:20:23 GMT -6
Flair is old and drunk and old.
Cena = Batman Bin Suparman
Boreton is a bore
oh boy daniel wyatt time
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:20:42 GMT -6
DougieAXP: hobblekitty : DougieAXP : hobblekitty : Flair is as drunk as the day is long. Holy shit.
go back to wearing your boobadoras
Why all the hostility? And how do you know I am not wearing a boobadora WHILE I COMMENT!?
WATCHA GONNA DO THEN HUH? WHEN THE BOOBADORA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!
you posted old man ass without warning. that's a violation on so many levels.
/still loves you
//playing the game
///ya dig? What can I say? It was the right old ass for the right situation.
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 19:23:12 GMT -6
WHY IS BRAY LEADING THE VETERAN DBD?!
BOOLSHEET
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:25:39 GMT -6
DougieAXP: WHY IS BRAY LEADING THE VETERAN DBD?!
BOOLSHEET Dude this shit irritates me to no end. Their dragging DBry down to lift the Wyatts up. The Wyatts don't need it and now DBry is firmly in the midcard where he can't cause Vince any trouble. Boo Hiss.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 6, 2014 19:36:33 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:36:55 GMT -6
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 6, 2014 19:38:29 GMT -6
, BROTHER![/size]
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 19:43:10 GMT -6
why can't michael cole say E before he says Universe
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 19:44:16 GMT -6
Million Dollar Man's laugh is so awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 19:46:59 GMT -6
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Jan 6, 2014 19:48:26 GMT -6
JBL looks hot hot hot...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 19:51:08 GMT -6
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 19:56:33 GMT -6
Someone was smoking backstage. Roddy just threw his smoke out of his hand.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2014 20:03:24 GMT -6
Outlaws vs. Ambrose & Rollins tonight I'm guessing
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Post by hobblekitty on Jan 6, 2014 20:15:09 GMT -6
Ohayou Gozaimasu means good morning JBL! It's 9:00 at night!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Jan 6, 2014 20:17:17 GMT -6
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Post by DougieAXP on Jan 6, 2014 20:20:44 GMT -6
NEGATIVE 6 AND A NEG 20 WINDCHILL WOO!!
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