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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 17:10:12 GMT -6
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE NO SERIOUSLY. FOR REALS. THERE'S NO WAY THERE'S GOING TO BE A SWITCHEROO OR A DUSTY FINISH OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SMARKS CALL SWERVES THESE DAYS.
THIS IS THE BIGGEST MOST EPIC UNBELIEVABLE MONUMENTAL MAJESTIC MAGNIFICENT SPECTACULAR MOMENT YOU'VE EVER SEEN. IT WILL BE AN INTENSE WORLD-SHAPING GAME-CHANGING MIND-BLOWING EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT BALLS-TO-THE-WALL NON-STOP ALL-OR-NOTHING NEVER-SAY-DIE TOP-TO-BOTTOM ANYTHING-CAN-HAPPEN HIGH-OCTANE ROLLER COASTER THRILL RIDE PACKED WITH EXCITEMENT, EMOTION, ADVENTURE, SUSPENSE, DRAMA, ELECTRICITY, MYSTERY, CONFUSION, ANGER, AGONY, ECSTASY, THRILLS, CHILLS, SPILLS, SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS AND ACTION.
A NO-HOLDS-BARRED NO-DISQUALIFICATION NO-COUNTOUT NO-SUBMISSION NO-PINFALLS BARN-BURNER OF A HIGH-FLYING HARDCORE WRESTLING CLINIC SLOBBERKNOCKER, FEATURING TWO OF THE MOST RESPECTED, DECORATED, ACCOMPLISHED, POWERFUL, QUICK, RESOURCEFUL, INTELLIGENT, CRAFTY, RUTHLESS, DARING, CUNNING BRAWLING SUBMISSION-SPECIALIZING MAT TECHNICIANS TO EVER LACE UP A PAIR OF BOOTS, WALK DOWN THAT RAMP, STAND BEHIND THAT APRON, GET IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE, RUN THE ROPES, AND PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE EVERY NIGHT IN THE NAME OF THE FANS, THEIR CAREERS, THEIR LEGACY, THE BOYS IN THE BACK, THE LEGENDS WHO CAME BEFORE THEM, THE HISTORY OF THE TITLES AND WHAT THEY MEAN TO THIS BUSINESS, PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING AND SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT ITSELF.
AND JOHN CENA'S IN IT.
BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD JOBBING AT THE WAIT IT'S A 3-ON-1 HANDICAP MATCH AGAINST PUNK? FUCK IT, BELIEVE IN THE SHIELD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING WITH PUNK. IS HE FACING TRIPLE H? IS LESNAR RETURNING? UNDERTAKER REMATCH? TITLE MATCH? HE'LL PROBABLY BE PUTTING OVER BIG E LANGSTON.
DANIEL BRYAN ISN'T WINNING
OH, AND THAT REMINDS ME...
FUCK SEATTLE NINERS NEW STADIUM GETS WRESTLEMANIA SIMPLY BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKING DANIEL BRYAN CHANT YOU ASSHOLES.
ALL THIS & MUCH MORE 8PM ET/5PM PT ON PAY PER VIEW I SPELLED OUT PAY PER VIEW THIS TIME SO YOU REMEMBER TO GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY. DON'T WORRY, WHEN YOU ORDER THE SHOW IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY SET YOUR DVR TO SERIES-RECORD TOTAL DIVAS.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT YET FUCKING DO THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW ASSHOLE
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 17:25:21 GMT -6
I might be a little late at the start but I'll be watching.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 18:44:51 GMT -6
Fawn-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn-GO!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 18:47:05 GMT -6
Hey, it's Ziggler! Remember when he mattered?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 18:49:02 GMT -6
30 seconds into the match, on the TLC pre-show, and they interrupt it for a TLC commercial.
Like I said, Remember when Ziggler mattered?
yeah, those days are looooooooooooooooooooooong gone.
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Post by styckx on Dec 15, 2013 19:01:10 GMT -6
Do I want to watch this?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:01:46 GMT -6
styckx: Do I want to watch this? no, but you will anyway, because you're as masochistic as the rest of us
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Post by styckx on Dec 15, 2013 19:04:50 GMT -6
I honestly haven't seen any wrestling in weeks. All I know is this unification bullshit..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:06:27 GMT -6
I honestly haven't seen any wrestling in weeks. All I know is this unification bullshit.. you've missed nothing of importance.
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Post by styckx on Dec 15, 2013 19:09:45 GMT -6
Not surprising..
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Post by hobblekitty on Dec 15, 2013 19:10:10 GMT -6
Finished my programming final!
Aced all my final projects in my intro class!
SEMESTER OVAH BITCHES!
I am SO READY to be disappointed by this PPV!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 19:12:06 GMT -6
OK I'M BACK LET'S GET THIS SHIT ON THE FUCK
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:20:56 GMT -6
Reigns is fucked up. I hope he wasn't part of the finish.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:24:52 GMT -6
PUNK WINS! PUNK WINS!!
which means DBD loses. can't have both of handicap matches end with the underdog coming out on top.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:27:19 GMT -6
yeah, AJ is totally losing tonight
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 19:38:37 GMT -6
well, I am genuinely surprised AJ kept the title.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Dec 15, 2013 19:47:17 GMT -6
So far a good ppv.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Dec 15, 2013 20:03:22 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 20:19:44 GMT -6
pretty damn good tag championship match
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 20:21:30 GMT -6
That tag match was fucking great.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 20:22:27 GMT -6
Smiths: Family Guy now. Miss anything much so far? Punksanity, a good AJ promo and a fucking great tag title match.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 20:25:50 GMT -6
WHAT'S UP!!
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Post by Ed Becker on Dec 15, 2013 20:25:55 GMT -6
Maybe I'll find it later on. Then again if trying to figure out if someone from Vince's TV partner is being used to work people is the most interesting thing happening maybe I'll just stay on the throne.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 20:26:10 GMT -6
goddamn I miss Crazy Heel Troof
he was so fun!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 20:36:30 GMT -6
for a PPV called Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, there has been a stunning lack of tables, ladders, and/or chairs involved in the matches
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Dec 15, 2013 20:43:21 GMT -6
for a PPV called Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, there has been a stunning lack of tables, ladders, and/or chairs involved in the matches Yup..hobbles just said that to me..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Dec 15, 2013 20:44:02 GMT -6
No DQ match between Kofi and Miz, and they're getting a Boring chant.
that's not good.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 20:45:32 GMT -6
Brodus come out and destroy Kofi and Miz.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 20:46:52 GMT -6
Creationist Spotmonkey: for a PPV called Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, there has been a stunning lack of tables, ladders, and/or chairs involved in the matches I actually like this, because it makes it matter a little more. The main event is the only TLC match on the TLC PPV, and that's kinda rad IMO.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 15, 2013 20:56:38 GMT -6
Smiths: Today at 9:46pm , Senile Vince wrote: Creationist Spotmonkey : for a PPV called Tables, Ladders, and Chairs, there has been a stunning lack of tables, ladders, and/or chairs involved in the matches I actually like this, because it makes it matter a little more. The main event is the only TLC match on the TLC PPV, and that's kinda rad IMO. No it isn't. Gimmick ppv needs a little more than 1 gimmick match. Not like they have other titles Posted using a TABLET and an APP! But there's like 83 gimmick PPVs. And this is supposed to be The Most Important Spectacular Amazing did you even read all the fucking adjectives in the OP? 12 TLC matches diminish the importance of The Only Match That Matters. Posted using MY DICK
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