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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 18:48:47 GMT -6
Why would Bray sit in his chair if he needs to get right back up and wrestle?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 9, 2013 18:50:52 GMT -6
Bray Wyatt kind of looks like a slimmer, less bald Earthquake.
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 18:51:31 GMT -6
I'm assuming the sheets are correct and Ziggler is on the shitlist... And will be jobbing..
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 18:59:21 GMT -6
For one night only, Edge is back for his second night in the same week.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:01:10 GMT -6
This is retarded
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:02:00 GMT -6
Wait.. Why is Heyman injured and on crutches? Did I miss a segment?
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:02:32 GMT -6
Paul needs to shave. He cannot pull off that kind of scruff.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 9, 2013 19:03:11 GMT -6
styckx: Wait.. Why is Heyman injured and on crutches? Did I miss a segment? Because some BULLSHIT that's why.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:03:36 GMT -6
Wait.. Why is Heyman injured and on crutches? Did I miss a segment? Trust me, you may not have seen him slip on water, but you missed nothing.
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:04:54 GMT -6
Bobby Heenan must be dying right now.. He was master of the manager with a fake injury to avoid being touched gimmick. Heyman is good but come on.. He's competing with the master of this gimmick and will never win.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:06:25 GMT -6
I know they said they weren't competing against Monday Night Football, but I didn't expect them to actually tank this edition of Raw with shit like this.
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Post by hobblekitty on Sept 9, 2013 19:07:24 GMT -6
Creationist Spotmonkey: Paul needs to shave. He cannot pull off that kind of scruff. No he can't. Neckbeard, ahoy.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 9, 2013 19:16:28 GMT -6
Total Divas sucks chant. Good work, Canada.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:17:44 GMT -6
Remember when Punk gave the pipebomb promo, and followed it up by complaining about reality show 'stars' on a weekly basis?
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:17:46 GMT -6
botcherrific back bump there.. Landing on the back of her head
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:19:54 GMT -6
Natty always looks like she's not trying to actually bump anyone.. I bet she could put on a damn great match if she was against someone that actually could take a hit and bump properly like Lita etc.. All these girls are just running around doing impactless spot monkey shit.. OMG HAND STAND BOOTY BUTT CARTWHEELPLEX@!!@
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:21:00 GMT -6
Can you imagine Natty vs ODB?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 9, 2013 19:22:12 GMT -6
No, no, no, Cole, AJ doesn't have a 25% chance of winning. Let me break it down for you:
AJ has a 141 2/3% chance of winning.
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Post by DougieAXP on Sept 9, 2013 19:25:48 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:26:57 GMT -6
Shit. Crowd is starting to go to the random chants.
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:30:13 GMT -6
Shit. Crowd is starting to go to the random chants. Because this RAW is awful.. They're just throwing random matches together and going through the motions...
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:37:38 GMT -6
SANTINO!!!!
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:38:33 GMT -6
If Santino is allowed to wrestle, this could be a fun match!
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:38:50 GMT -6
Santino might be one of the best comic relief wrestlers WWE ever had.. He never fails to make me laugh and his shtick hasn't gotten old yet..
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Post by gunnyhighway on Sept 9, 2013 19:38:59 GMT -6
YES! Beyond pumped for Santino's return.
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:39:49 GMT -6
No, Thwagga missed Raw because of his DUI conviction.
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Post by styckx on Sept 9, 2013 19:39:55 GMT -6
This might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Sept 9, 2013 19:40:04 GMT -6
I don't know how Cesaro isn't vomitting right now...
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Post by Auntie Cheesus on Sept 9, 2013 19:41:28 GMT -6
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Sept 9, 2013 19:42:19 GMT -6
SANTINO WINS!!!
we have seen the actual highlight of tonight's Raw
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