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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 26, 2013 15:10:06 GMT -6
A special announcement that will Rock the wrestling world at 8:30 pm @dolphinsreddit  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 17:03:56 GMT -6
MILEY CYRUSHUH? OH SORRY RIGHT WE'RE DOING THE RAW THING OKAY CURTIS AXELIS NOT BROCK LESNAR AND SO HE'LL LOSE TO SET UP A PUNK VS. AXEL INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS. THAT'S RIGHT, CM PUNK GOES FROM HOLDING THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR 867 YEARS TO FEUDING WITH SOME DORK FOR A BELT NO ONE CARES ABOUT. SUCK IT, NERDS.RANDY ORTONIS BETTER AS CHAMPION THAN I THOUGHT HE'D BE. I REALLY LIKE IT WHEN I'M EVEN RIGHTER THAN PREVIOUSLY ASSUMED. IT WAS A GREAT MOVE DEFLATING THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE (BOTH IN THE ARENA AND WATCHING ON TELEVISION/WWE.COM/ILLEGAL STREAMS THAT I HAVE TAPPED TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE) AT SUMMERSLAM BY DOING THE HEEL TURN AFTER THE BIG CELEBRATION MOMENT. THE FIREWORKS WERE A GREAT TOUCH, BUT LOOKING BACK ON IT, YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF MARKS FOR NOT IMMEDIATELY KNOWING THAT TRIPLE H STAYING IN THE RING WAS A DEAD GIVEAWAY SO I REALLY WASTED A LOT OF PYRO FOR NO FUCKING REASON. JUST FOR THAT, BRYAN LOSES CLEAN AT NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS.JOHN CENAMAY BE A BITCH-ASS BITCH FOR GETTING HURT, BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO DEDICATE AN ENTIRE SEGMENT ON SHOWING YOU PICTURES OF HIS GNARLY-ASS ELBOW WHILE JERRY LAWLER ASSURES YOU THAT HE HAS NEVER SEEN ANYTHING REMOTELY SIMILAR TO THAT IN THE HISTORY OF THIS BUSINESS. ALSO, FUCK JAMES ANDREWS. THAT GUY IS EXPENSIVE AS ALL SHIT. PLUS, YOU SEE HOW OLD HE IS? THAT GUY IS NOT GOING TO BE DOING THIS WORK FOR LONG ANYWAY AND HIS EYES ARE PROBABLY ALL FUCKED UP. I MEAN HE IS WEARING GLASSES IN THAT PICTURE WITH CENA. SO YEAH, FUCK THAT OLD FUCK. I COULD DO THAT STUFF IF I WANTED TO, I'D JUST RATHER BE THE MULTIMEDIA TYCOON CULTURAL ICON WALKING RAGS-TO-RICHES SUCCESS STORY I'M ACCUSTOMED TO BEING. BUT I COULD TOTALLY DO ALL THAT DOCTOR SHIT.BELIEVE IN THE SHIELDBECOMING 2013'S MEAN STREET POSSETOTAL DIVASIS KIND OF STARTING TO PISS ME OFF NOW, BECAUSE HAVING THIS HUGE WINDOW INTO A RIDICULOUSLY MADE-FOR-TELEVISION REAL LIFE SITUATION WITH ALL OF THESE DIVAS AND JOHN CENA AND HORNSWOGGLE MEANS I CAN'T JUST TELL YOU HOW THEIR LIVES REALLY ARE BECAUSE YOU NOW HAVE A VAGUE IDEA OF THEIR PERSONAL EXISTENCE. WHICH IS WHY I AM GOING TO START MAKING THE SHOW MORE ABOUT THE MCMAHON FAMILY. NOTHING SAYS MONEY AND RATINGS LIKE THE WACKY HIJINKS OF DYSFUNCTIONAL RICH PEOPLE! JUST ASK NBC.KANEWHERE THE FUCK IS HE? DID BOB THE JANITOR AND HIS BAND OF YOKELS TAKE HIM INTO THE WOODS TO... WAIT, WE CAN'T EVEN REMOTELY IMPLY THAT ON A FAMILY SHOW, CAN WE? WHAT ABOUT TYING HIM UP AND TORTURING? NOPE, PROBABLY A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO TV-14 THERE. MAYBE BRAINWASHING? HMM, ONLY IF WE MAKE IT REALLY HOKEY. WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE THEM ALL WEARING GLASSES WITH SPIRALING EYES AND STUFF SO PEOPLE REALLY UNDERSTAND IT'S NOT REAL. AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN MATTEL.HOLY FUCKING SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT I'LL BE APPEARING WITH STEPHANIE AND TRIPLE H IN AT LEAST NINE SEGMENTS THIS WEEK, THREE PER HOUR. WE WERE INSTRUCTED BY NBC TO HAVE TRIPLE H DELIVER A.. WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY CALL IT? "AN AGGRESSIVE IN-RING OR ON-STAGE MONOLOGUE DIRECTED AT THE AUDIENCE OR ANOTHER WRESTLING CHARACTER."
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WOW, WE NEED TO START SOUNDING MORE LIKE THAT. THAT SHIT'S PROFESSIONAL AS FUCK.ALL THIS & MUCH MOREIN LIKE AN HOUR OH MY GODONUSASERIOUSLY THOUGH, EVEN IF I HATE TOTAL DIVAS, YOU BETTER BE FUCKING WATCHING IT.
ALSO, MORE APP PLUGS. WE'VE BEEN SERIOUSLY LACKING IN THOSE IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS. [/b][/center] |
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 17:26:04 GMT -6
what the fuck happened with Dolphin?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 17:39:59 GMT -6
Possible guesses with Dolphins:
1 - His source was fired (or was DiBiase, which wouldn't be shocking since Ted Sr. basically intimated a month ago that his son was sick of waiting around for WWE to "find something" for him)
2 - His Twitter account was hacked (that "do what's right for business" tweet is really WTFish)
3 - He's quitting, either for one of the above reasons or because of WWE's active witch hunt (or a combination of any of them)
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:00:12 GMT -6
STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:01:50 GMT -6
New music for Triple H?
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:02:00 GMT -6
I love he's using King of Kings again.. So much better..
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:02:24 GMT -6
I got the Damien Sandow Action Figure for Hobble this weekend. She has been graced by the intellectual savior.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 18:02:40 GMT -6
This is a much more fitting song for HHHeel.
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 26, 2013 18:02:42 GMT -6
Wow, Triple H changed his music for the first time in 11 years.
Why is the crowd cheering him? It's going to be one of those nights...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2013 18:03:11 GMT -6
Oh and btw my senile vince prediction is 2-for-2
H promo, Shield = Mean Street Posse
XD
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:03:37 GMT -6
It's actually an old intro music for him.. He just started using it again |
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Post by gunnyhighway on Aug 26, 2013 18:05:52 GMT -6
15 minute promos?
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:06:07 GMT -6
Fuck this.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:07:01 GMT -6
Choy-ice?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 26, 2013 18:07:23 GMT -6
Ratings through the roof? What, did they hit a 2 again?
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:08:08 GMT -6
This crowd is confused.. They're cheering for the wrong people
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:11:07 GMT -6
Cue DB smashing the Escalade.
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Aug 26, 2013 18:11:16 GMT -6
Welp.
I suppose Kofi comes out to pour paint on it?
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Post by gunnyhighway on Aug 26, 2013 18:11:31 GMT -6
Staying positive.
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:12:06 GMT -6
hunter could have sprung for the Denali package....cheap bastard.
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:13:05 GMT -6
Ok.. Faith restored in the crowd
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:13:21 GMT -6
Twinkle Toes Orton?
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Post by DougieAXP on Aug 26, 2013 18:13:47 GMT -6
Anyone got any pics of Miley Cyrus from last night?
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 26, 2013 18:14:11 GMT -6
pmoneyallstar: Welp.
I suppose Kofi comes out to pour paint on it? I was hoping Sheamus would take a shit in it. DB is going to steal that Escalade and park it in space #22.
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:14:49 GMT -6
Anyone got any pics of Miley Cyrus from last night?  |
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Aug 26, 2013 18:17:25 GMT -6
HHH......singing?
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Post by styckx on Aug 26, 2013 18:17:26 GMT -6
lol.. God damn. I forgot how good heel HHH is..
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Aug 26, 2013 18:17:28 GMT -6
Easy there, HHH, you're going to get sued...
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Post by hobblekitty on Aug 26, 2013 18:18:33 GMT -6
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL HOMEWORK ALREADY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO I see Raw is off to a rip roaring uh start uh. Fuck Randy Orton. On Smackdown he said something about giving the WWE Universe what they want as the WWE Champion. If he was giving us what we wanted he would drop the fuckin belt. Go figure. |
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