The Perfect Highlight Axle!! Raw Mem. Day '13

[Ed Becker]

I'm prairie-dogging.

[DougieAXP]

Ed Becker: I'm prairie-dogging.

ew

[Ed Becker]

DougieAXP: Ed Becker : I'm prairie-dogging.

ew

Is that your bag over there?

[verbaltoxin]

Bray Wyatt. That is all.

[pmoneyallstar]

BRAY FUCKING WYATT!!

Hell YES!!

[DougieAXP]

did i miss an importatn promo or something?

[Deleted]

SOMETHING SOMETHING WWE APP

[Smart Ass Monkey]

I knew it! I fucking knew it! They can't let Li'l Perfect get over. they just can't. They have to talk about how Cena is still fucked up from the PPV

[styckx]

Oh for fucks sake...

[Ed Becker]

And there's your fuck finish.

[Smart Ass Monkey]

yup. And once again Curt is not even on TV while he gets the win

[styckx]

I'd much rather see Scott Steiner come out than that fucking ambulance.

[DougieAXP]

PERFECT PLEX!

[Smart Ass Monkey]

If they actually wanted to make Curt Axel important, he would have made an impact during the Cena/Ryback thing

And Cole just summed everything up: "We forgot all about Curtis Axel"

[DougieAXP]

I'm out

[Deleted]

GOD YOU LOSERS ACT LIKE CURTIS AXEL IS A BIG DEAL.

PLEASE.

HE WAS AN ALSO-RAN IN NEXUS, TO THE POINT WHERE WE TACKED HIM AND SOME NO-TALENT FATASS ON AT THE END BECAUSE RYBACK GOT INJURED. REMEMBER, RYBACK WAS THE BIG POWERHOUSE OF NEXUS, AND IT WAS AFTER WE DIDN'T HAVE HIS SPECTACULAR ARM-ROTATION CLOTHESLINE THAT WE DECIDED "FUCK NEXUS" AND BY WE I MEAN ME, ME AND ME.

SEE THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, WADE BARRETT IS A MIDCARDER, RYBACK IS IN THE MAIN EVENT, MICHAEL DONTGIVEAFUCKY IS A JOBBITY-JOB-JOB JOBBER. YOU LESSER PEOPLE JUST BE HAPPY I DECIDED TO GIFT YOU WITH PUNK/JERICHO PART 87 AND WILL ALLOW THE SHIELD TO GET OFFENSE IN WHEN THEY LOSE THE BELTS CLEAN VIA BROGUE KICK TO ORTON AND SHEAMUS.


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[Ed Becker]

Fuck it. I'm drunk and feel like writing a bit.

- Congrats to Auntie Cheesus! Bonus if the ceremony is done in carny.
- Watched at work. Mellow day, but still some distractions.
- Didn't see the opening Cena segment. He would really benefit from an extended vacation. He's just worn out. He could still do the Make A Wish stuff, even put those segments on TV to remind the kiddies he's still there and move gimmicks without his tired act taking up as much TV time.
- Came in during Dean-o/Kofi. Didn't see the finish. What I saw looked okay.
- Tag was fun. D-Bry is over like a motherfucker. Kane is still over, but to a lesser extent. He's a solid veteran. I figured there would be some kind of schmoz/infighting at the finish. It looked clunky, though. Sometimes timing or the vibe is just off. You can't always get the desired look or feel to a match. Doesn't matter if it's WWE or your local indy or when you go to see whatever band. Some nights it just doesn't happen.
- Missed the HHH update to pee, smoke and do some work. Came in during the girls' tag. Wow was that awful. If I were the agent assigned to the Divas, I'd be drinking a fuck-ton more than I already do, probably with the handful of girls that know how to work. You can put frosting on a turd and it still tastes like shit.
- Just watched the Bray Wyatt promo. Good stuff. Well done. I don't think that this should lead to Shield turning babyface. Heels that play mind games are effective when used right. Too many factions, but when used right they can work. We'll have to see who they book them with.
- It also might be a fun exercise to look at the roster and see where they stand with heels and babies. At a glance, it looks like a heel-heavy roster. Then again, a lot of the babies can't get over as babies. So there's that.
- I didn't give 2 shits about Orton/Sheamus vs. Rhodes Scholars. The one shit I gave went into a toilet.
- Jericho/Heyman was fun. BUT. Is that how you set up a match? Really? If Jericho is so pissed about Punk, let him chase him or Heyman instead of just boom. Build some heat before you establish the match. Let the baby gain some fire. The art of the build and the blowoff is lost.
- I didn't see the beginning of Joe Hennig vs. Cena. I would assume it wasn't a title match. I was pooping for that. It was an awesome BM, BTW. And if any one of us honestly thought that that Joe would go over clean, take out your smark card, hold it up and set it on fire. Never gonna happen with a new guy. And I would hope they wouldn't do that on TV anyways. I watched Curt Hennig in the AWA and I thought there was something special with him even back then. His kid has some of the same mannerisms. He's also over 30. Clock is ticking. I was happy to hear King/Cole/JBL put over his heritage.

[DougieAXP]

BOW TO ME

[DougieAXP]

NO. I WILL NOT PICK UP BART

[grandmoffjoseph]

ok, I'm legitimately behind on these Wyatt fellas. Should I look up their NXT work, or start earlier than that?

[Ed Becker]

Smiths: They still don't milk the MISTER FUCKING PERFECT'S SON properly.

The announcers actually did play up to Joe's heritage, as did a vignette with Joe and Bret Hart. Bret was trying to talk him off of the Heyman cliff and Joe replied, "you might have known my dad, but you don't know me." In the actual match, there was a Perfect-Plex teased that Cena cut off. Joe eventually nailed it for a 2. I thought it was an okay TV match.

In other news, I didn't realize that Joe won against HHH. I thought it was a no contest or the match was thrown out.

Curtis Axel, which is a stupid name, but not their worst, plays on his dad, Curt and on his grandpa Larry "the ax" Hennig. I realize that New York has to come up with new names for most of the workers. Trademarks, licensing and all that other happy horse-shit.

He's one of the guys I'm rooting for. Watched Curt in the AWA when he tagged with Hall and when he challenged and eventually beat Bockwinkel for the title in the '80's. One of the last 60 minute broadways that's worth a shit was Curt and Nick. Two naturals. Joe's facials look so much like Curt. It's eerie. He's also in his '30's. I'm a little concerned that Joe's push could be cut off because OFMG FUCK THAT HE'S NOT ONE OF OUR BOYS BUT HE IS.

[clintster]

grandmoffjoseph: ok, I'm legitimately behind on these Wyatt fellas. Should I look up their NXT work, or start earlier than that?

By all means, yes! If you have Hulu Plus, you can see them on NXT (plenty of back episodes), and even if you don't, you can probably be guided somewhere to see them in action.