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Post by Ed Becker on Apr 7, 2013 5:40:52 GMT -6
Dunno if this is gonna be the thread but after being up for 28 hours on Friday after two hours sleep and finally getting done at the bar... fuck it. Here's my predictions. Bonus: in how I see the card put together.
- Pre show: Barrett vs. Miz. Ric's in town for Mania. Regardless, I see Wade keeping the IC strap in some kind of shenanigans.
- Opener: ADR vs. Thwagger. ADR retains with help from Ricardo.
- Jericho vs. Fandango: Good match with Fandango going over.
- Ryback vs. Mark Henry: zzzzzzzzzz Ryback wins and hopefully nobody goes to the hospital.
- Punk vs. Undertaker: Very physical and psychological match that goes at least 20 minutes. Taker's streak remains intact.
- Hell No vs. Dolph/and what's his fuck: Some comedy here but Hell no retains.
- Brock vs. HHH: Very physical and ugly. No decision.
- Shamus/Bagshitter/Show vs. Shield. Shield wins. Perhaps Show heels on Shamus and Orton to bring this on.
- Mixed tag: Funky bunch goes over in a match that has some fun in it.
- Rock/Cena: I'm gonna go with a Rocky win.
I'm drunk and I like typing. Fuck you.
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Post by styckx on Apr 7, 2013 6:59:35 GMT -6
Word up..
So.. Cena's Make A Wish promo at the HOF induction got a gigantic booing from the crowd apparently
WWE interview RVD and asked if there is a chance of a WWE return he said "There’s always a chance.".. That means yes.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 13:52:56 GMT -6
For those about to Larp...
...and you know you like to...
Mainland is where I'm holding the 60 question trivia contest between robsul82 and The_Y2P_Problem.
So if you don't want to follow the Rock's movie trailers, then follow that. Maybe you'll learn something.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 13:58:09 GMT -6
New logo?
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Post by styckx on Apr 7, 2013 14:22:39 GMT -6
I have no idea what either of you are saying
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2013 14:30:22 GMT -6
oh you knew damn well you were getting one of these
TONIGHT THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL WRESTLEFUCKINGMANIA
THE ROCK WILL SUCCESSFULLY DEFEND HIS WWE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST JOHN CENA. LOOK, YOU GUYS KNOW I LOVE ME SOME JOHN CENA. I'M SERIOUSLY TEMPTED TO JUST HAVE HIM WIN CLEAN, AND END THE SHOW WITH HIM CELEBRATING TO FIREWORKS. HOWEVER, LAST NIGHT'S HALL OF FAME CEREMONY WAS AN EYE-OPENER -- NEXT YEAR'S WRESTLEMANIA IS VINCE VS. TRUMP IN A CAGE, AND I'D RATHER DEFEAT THE ROCK FOR THE TITLE.
JOHN CENA ISN'T TURNING HEEL DIPSHITS, STOP ALREADY
TEAM HELL NO WILL FINALLY DROP THE TAG TEAM TITLES TO TEAM PORK & BEANS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S THE PORK AND WHO'S THE BEANS, BUT I FELT LIKE CALLING THEM PORK & BEANS. ANYWAY, KANE BORES ME AND I NEED TO GET DANIEL BRYAN OFF TELEVISION FOR ANY POSSIBLE REASON I CAN FIND. ALSO, WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE BELTS ANYWAY? I MIGHT JUST HAVE BIG E WIN BOTH OF THEM.
FUCK YEAH RYBACK! GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT. HE'S GOING OVER ON HENRY. NO, HE WON'T DO SHELLSHOCK TO MARK HENRY. WE'RE GONNA BOOK THIS IDENTICALLY TO THE HOGAN VS. ANDRE MATCH, AND RYBACK WINS WITH A BODY SLAM AND A LEG DROP. THEN, 90000 FANS WILL CHANT FEED ME MORE IN UNISON -- ASSUMING DOUG THE SOUND GUY ISN'T TOO BUSY JACKING OFF TO VICKIE G. PICTURES AGAIN.
OH, AND FUCK MARK HENRY, I CAN'T WAIT TO MAKE HIM A COMEDY RELIEF CHARACTER AGAIN.
MY SON-IN-LAW WILL FINALLY RETIRE FROM IN-RING ACTION AND TAKE HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE AS THE NEXT ME. WAIT, NO HE WON'T, I'M NOT DONE BEING ON TELEVISION YET. FUCK IT, WE'LL JUST COME UP WITH AN EXCUSE TO UN-RETIRE HIM NEXT YEAR. LIKE ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY WOULD BELIEVE HE'D GO OUT BY PUTTING OVER BROCK FUCKING LESNAR. PLEASE.
WE ALL KNOW THE GUY WHO GETS THAT RUB IS GOING TO BE RIC FLAIR.
THE UNDERTAKER YOU KNOW THIS MATCH KINDA MAKES ME SAD. I TOLD PHIL, "LOOK, NO OFFENSE, BUT I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE A SHORT WHINY BITCH NERD WHO IS ONLY CHAMPION BECAUSE THE INTERNET WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE LOSING TO THE ROCK AT THE RUMBLE AND THEN HE AND CENA WILL FIGHT FOR THE BELT AND NOBODY WILL HAVE ANY IDEA YOU WERE EVER CHAMPION FOR AS LONG AS YOU WERE. BUT DON'T WORRY -- YOU'RE BEATING THE UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA."
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT I WASN'T BULLSHITTING HIM. I ACTUALLY HAD COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT A 743-YEAR-OLD UNDERTAKER IS ONLY GOING TO DRAW UP UNTIL THE POINT WHERE HE PHYSICALLY BREAKS HIMSELF IN THE RING AND I FIGURED IT WAS TIME TO END THE STREAK.
BUT THEN PAUL FUCKING FATTY FAT FAT BEARER HAD TO FUCKING DIE.
SO FUCK YOU, NERDS, UNDERTAKER WINS. WAIT, I LIKE THIS BETTER ALREADY. THANKS, MOODY! REST IN PEACE. (for real, RIP)
JACK SWAGGER IS A REAL ALL-AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN. AMERICAN.
FUCK GLENN BECK SWAGGER WINS CLEAN AND ZIGGLER DOESN'T CASH IN. I DON'T GIVE A SHITTING CUNT ANYMORE. FUCKING ASSHOLE TRIES TO EMBARRASS ME ON HIS STUPID TOOL WEBSITE. FUCK HIM. I'LL SHOW THAT SHITFUCK WHO'S BOSS.
THE BELLAS ARE HOT AND I'M GLAD WE BROUGHT THEM BACK. I MEAN WE KINDA HAD TO. JOHN AND BRYAN BASICALLY THREATENED TO START HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER BACKSTAGE IF WE DIDN'T LET THEM BRING THEIR GIRLFRIENDS ON THE ROAD AND FRANKLY, THE LIABILITY OF HAVING THEM RUNNING AROUND DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IF I CAN'T OCCASIONALLY HOLD THEIR JOBS OVER THEIR HEAD LIKE A TYRANT. NIKKI BELLA PINS TENSAI, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH.
FON DON GO WILL NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A MATCH TONIGHT, HE'S GOING TO HAVE A DANCE COMPETITION WITH JERICHO. YOU WANT TO BRING UP DANCING WITH THE STARS, ASSHOLE? DANCE WITH THIS GREEN FUCK. OH, AND JERICHO LOSES.
ALL THIS AND A LOT MORE TONIGHT A NIGHT SO BIG I SAID TONIGHT TWICE SPECIAL START TIME 7pm ET / 4pm PT LIVE ON PPV YOU BETTER BE GIVING ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY TONIGHT I MEAN JESUS CHRIST IT'S WRESTLEMANIA [/b][/size][/center]
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Post by lurch_E_bean on Apr 7, 2013 14:40:27 GMT -6
Not going to catch this live, but I'll probably try to catch it tomorrow instead if watching Raw. Still going to predict stuff:
- Pre show: Barrett vs. Miz. Barrett retains
- Opener: ADR vs. Thwagger. ADR retains
- Jericho vs. Fandango: It's Jericho, he's putting over the youngster, hopefully he can wrestle.
- Ryback vs. Mark Henry: Ryback breaks his PPV losing streak.
- Punk vs. Undertaker: Taker, should be a really good match
- Hell No vs. Dolph/Big E: Hell No retains - Brock vs. HHH: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME!!!
- Shamus/Bagshitter/Show vs. Shield. Shield pulls a fast one and somehow squeaks out another victory. Show probably goes full heel again...
- Mixed tag: Tons of Funk and the Booty Sistas
- Rock/Cena: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CENA!!!
Wild prediction, Ziggles will cash it in, why not. Maybe Kane/DB pinned him earlier in the night and that starts a World Title feud the next month.
I have a feeling I'm being way too optimistic about this...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2013 14:48:50 GMT -6
aw crap I didn't mention the shield.
oh well, I'm not editing it lol
actual predictions:
Barrett retains in pre-show
ADR retains and Ziggler cash-in
Shield gets smushed (frowny face frowny face frowny face)
Mixed Tag: faces win
Hell No retain, in fact if Ziggler cashes in early I wouldn't be surprised if this match never actually happens, or ends in Zig & E getting counted out voluntarily.
Fandango wins
Ryback over Henry, somehow
Undertaker streak continues
H "retires"
Cena beats Rock, hopefully turns heel in process but I expect a clean win and fireworks and me wanting to puke
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Post by styckx on Apr 7, 2013 14:57:28 GMT -6
Also, if anyone gets an AceStream link post it.. Would be handy..
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 15:49:56 GMT -6
The Miz vs. Wade Barrett for the WWE Intercontinental Championship
Tons of Funk and The Funkadactyls vs. Team Rhodes Scholars and the Bella Twins.
Chris Jericho vs. Fandango.
Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) vs. Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston for the WWE Tag Team Championship.
Ryback vs. Mark Henry.
Randy Orton, Sheamus and the Big Show vs. The Shield.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Jack Swagger for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar.
The Undertaker vs. CM Punk.
The Rock vs. John Cena for the WWE Championship.
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Post by LucklessWonder on Apr 7, 2013 15:59:38 GMT -6
Predictions Mix wins IC belt on preshow with his godawful figure 4
Del Rio retains WHC after a flash pin on Thwagger but can barely stand after being subject to Ankle Lock.
Ziggler brains Ricardo with the MITB case, gashes in and wins WHC in less than 18 seconds. Ziggles bails on the tag team match leaving next one to be
Team Hell No retains Tag belts in a 2 on 1 vs. Big E Langston. DB eats a Big Ended but not as legal man so Kane wins with Chokeslam
Fandango over Y2J. His valet interferes somehow
Tons of Funk over Rhodes Scholars
HHH over Bork thanks to the sledgehammer
Ryback Shellshocks Henry
The Shield beats the junior justice league with Morton turning heel and helping them.
Punk beats Undertaker in some cheap way, like DQ or countout so he can claim to have broken the streak and WWE can still promote Taker as having never been pinned or submitted in 21 Mania appearances
Cena over Rock in worst match of the night.
Crowd shits all over Diddy
If they do a Rivas match, Kaitlyn over AJ
Antonio Cesaro beats a returning but rusty Christian to retain US title and set up a brief feud.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 16:11:00 GMT -6
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 16:18:10 GMT -6
"We Want Ryder" chants in the preshow
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 16:20:36 GMT -6
Snookie is on the preshow. Why?
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Post by LucklessWonder on Apr 7, 2013 16:22:41 GMT -6
Wait, I didn't think the preshie started until 7 Eastern
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 16:22:55 GMT -6
Snookie is on the preshow. Why? Because Vince.
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 16:28:10 GMT -6
Punk standing there in an Antonio Cesaro shirt.
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Post by hobblekitty on Apr 7, 2013 16:32:42 GMT -6
Not going to catch this live, but I'll probably try to catch it tomorrow instead if watching Raw. Still going to predict stuff:
- Pre show: Barrett vs. Miz. I'm going for Barrett
- Opener: ADR vs. Thwagger. I think ADR is going to retain
- Jericho vs. Fandango: I'm rooting for Jericho, I fuckin hate Fandango
- Ryback vs. Mark Henry: I want some sexual chocolate bitches!
- Punk vs. Undertaker: I would like to see Punk win, just for the sheer novelty, but I'm going for Undertaker
- Hell No vs. Dolph/Big E: Hell No will retain because Vince is a cock and will never give Ziggs his due. But perhaps a cash in tonight? Wishful thinking...
- Brock vs. HHH: Triple HHH
- Shamus/Bagshitter/Show vs. Shield. Shield pulls a fast one and somehow squeaks out another victory. Show probably goes full heel again...
- Mixed tag: I want Rhodes Scholars. Even though this guess is what caused me to lose points at the Rumble.
- Rock/Cena: *sigh* Cena... who cares
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Apr 7, 2013 16:32:44 GMT -6
Barrett vs. Miz - Wade
ADR vs. Thwagger. ADR, followed by cash-in
Jericho vs. Fandango: Fandango wins dirty, jericho has successful post-match retaliation
Ryback vs. Mark Henry: No matter who wins, we all lose
Punk vs. Undertaker: Prior to this monday, I thought Punk would end the streak. But he dumped the ashes on Taker and now Taker has to win. 5% chance Kane accidentally causes Punk to win via DQ
Hell No vs. Dolph & Big E: If Dolph cashes in, he loses this. If he doesn't cash in, Dolph & Big E win but their win is overshadowed by Hell No's breakup
- Brock vs. HHH: HBK causes HHH to lose, leading to HBK/HHH at WM30
- Shamus/Bagshitter/Show vs. Shield. Shield wins because they have to in order to remain dangerous.
- Mixed tag: Fat Boyz win because why would they let an actual tag team succeed when it means making the kids sad?
- Rock/Cena: Cena, just because Cena/Rock: Thrice In A Lifetime is going to happen next year, as the rubber match.
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Post by hobblekitty on Apr 7, 2013 16:33:19 GMT -6
Verbal: Love the new logo
Jim: Love the new Avatar avatar
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Post by pmoneyallstar on Apr 7, 2013 16:34:16 GMT -6
Sup bitches
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Post by jimfromsaintpaul on Apr 7, 2013 16:34:21 GMT -6
Verbal: Love the new logo Jim: Love the new Avatar avatar Beeee-de-de-de....
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 16:38:59 GMT -6
Verbal: Love the new logo Jim: Love the new Avatar avatar Thanks!
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Post by DougieAXP on Apr 7, 2013 16:39:08 GMT -6
DOUGIE LIVE FROM NEW YORK!
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Post by LucklessWonder on Apr 7, 2013 16:39:52 GMT -6
Posted my predictions over at the mainland. Anything in the thread there worth reading?
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Post by LucklessWonder on Apr 7, 2013 16:40:23 GMT -6
What signs do you have?
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 16:40:57 GMT -6
It's interesting how they are mimicking the Fox NFL preshow format with Dusty, JR, Kofi and Scott. I kind of like it actually.
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Post by verbaltoxin on Apr 7, 2013 16:42:13 GMT -6
Whaaa? People are reacting to Wade Barrett?
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Post by styckx on Apr 7, 2013 16:42:34 GMT -6
Bloodzeed AceStream up
acestream://77f0f13eea47fd72b25b4cc68f82d1faf43b266b
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Post by Smart Ass Monkey on Apr 7, 2013 16:42:37 GMT -6
...and we're off!
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